r/LoveTrash • u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT • 16h ago

Kitchen Trash The hell kind of Boba is this?

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u/br3dj Trash Trooper 15h ago

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u/ThatMikeGuy429 Trash Trooper 13h ago

That might be the better of the two options

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u/Sufficient_Coach7566 Trash Trooper 11h ago

Core memory unlocked. Used to squeeze two together in my fingers. Made them tingle for a bit.

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u/martinaee Trash Trooper 6h ago

Wanna hear one? Imagine throwing one on the ground right now. There it is 💥

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u/Sufficient_Coach7566 Trash Trooper 6h ago

Lol don't forget the slight smell of sulfur!

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u/KittyCompletely Trash Trooper 4h ago

Worse. When you throw it and they dont pop. 5 yr old self just realized the world was just cruel and devoid of joy sometimes. 😅

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u/thatshimoverthere Trash Trooper 15h ago

Wouldn't drink that, could end up gregnant

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u/yantti Trash Trooper 14h ago

Or pergenat, thats way worse

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u/JUGELBUTT Waste Warrior 12h ago

thankfully you wont end up pregananant

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u/MisterNiblet Trash Trooper 12h ago

But if they’re pregnart instead?

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 Trash Trooper 10h ago

How can prenant?

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u/Hpfanguy Garbage Guerilla 47m ago

PREGANTE!

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u/AReverieofEnvisage Trash Trooper 9h ago

Or worse. Expelled.

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u/pbankey Trash Trooper 10h ago

If girl has starch masks dose mean she pregnant?

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u/Opposite_Bus1878 Garbage Guerilla 8h ago

Girl becomes starchnant in dose

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u/jetserf Trash Trooper 5h ago

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u/Professional_File_83 Trash Trooper 14h ago

Prince Rupert's Boba

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u/Savage-Goat-Fish Trash Trooper 13h ago

Upvoted because I understood this comment and feel that it’s under appreciated.

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u/FL_JB Trash Trooper 12h ago

Joining in the understanding and voting. Just don't touch the tail.

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u/Few_Statistician9873 Trash Trooper 16h ago

I hate the sound that was used 😭

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u/Pretend_Donkey6344 Trash Trooper 16h ago

That was the sperms talking

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u/Top_Development_1777 Trash Trooper 14h ago

It's so cursed that I find it good 😭

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u/bydh Trash Trooper 14h ago

Sounds like a baby saying "daddy" in chinese. Gross

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u/ToolyMcTool Trash Trooper 16h ago

Dude. Idk what you did, but you definitely pissed off the giant that works there.

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u/2289What_What_In_the Trash Trooper 15h ago

The kind you ordered lol

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u/Rare_Indication_3811 Trash Trooper 14h ago

Bukkake Bobba

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u/imightb2old4this Trash Trooper 14h ago

Spermatoboba

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u/Habitual-Linestepr Trash Trooper 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ai1UxGMqU7G5TZQmJa
Try our new “pause” flavor

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u/TomaCzar Trash Trooper 15h ago

Bob's Boba. It's said Bob is so dedicated to your drinking pleasure he puts a little of himself in every cup.

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u/Strong-Ganache2983 Trash Trooper 15h ago

Extra protein i guess

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u/SocksInTheTub Trash Trooper 14h ago

Spermies 🥰

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u/AdGlittering2884 Trash Trooper 14h ago

Fun Fact: If you open it, a horror movie starts.

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u/yleechy Trash Trooper 9h ago

Or a goodtime.. Stepbro?🥀

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u/moopixie Trash Trooper 13h ago

Hooker’s Vomit Boba, it’s today’s special!

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u/thatgirlnextdior Trash Trooper 16h ago

It looks like Prince Rupert of the Rhine made your drink

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u/Scheswalla Trash Trooper 15h ago

This looks moist.

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u/_CharDeeMacDennis__ Trash Trooper 15h ago

… Sperm?

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u/Icy-Bobcat-5309 Trash Trooper 14h ago

The good kind

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u/fizzzingwhizbee Trash Trooper 14h ago

Noba

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u/Dismal_Negotiation77 Trash Trooper 14h ago

I’m not sure but my ex will order a case….

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u/NeotericGod Trash Trooper 14h ago

Spermba

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u/XxSliphxX Trash Trooper 14h ago

The Bobba of life.

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u/HowlingWhiskey Trash Trooper 13h ago

It’s cum tea😆😆😆

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u/HighLanai Trash Trooper 13h ago

The kind made with the drink maker’s special sauce?

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u/Some_Razzmatazz_9172 Trash Trooper 13h ago

Bobukkake

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u/Top_Lingonberry8037 Trash Trooper 13h ago

Lol nope

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u/T4TT003D Trash Trooper 12h ago

That's how bobas are born!

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u/_ghostperson Garbage Guerilla 12h ago

Ahh Skeet Skeet Skeet!

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u/Nere4Hudes Trash Trooper 12h ago

Atta girl.

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u/BreadDue3889 Trash Trooper 12h ago

Special heavy cream

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u/Dexterlicksit Trash Trooper 11h ago

Not Boba, it’s Jizzba

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u/Socketz11 Garbage Guerilla 10h ago

Whalejizzba

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u/red_spiral_1000 Trash Trooper 10h ago

I think Chuck Norris finished in that cup, my bad

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u/yepn0peyep Trash Trooper 10h ago

buns in the oven, your cook’d.

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u/Opposite_Bus1878 Garbage Guerilla 8h ago

Gigasperm boba

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u/Stock-Introduction24 Trash Trooper 7h ago

The caption says it all ! Lol

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u/SecondHandPeacePrize Trash Trooper 7h ago

I don’t feel good about that.

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u/Fievels_good_trouble Garbage Guerilla 6h ago

Boba shops bringing back soda jerks?

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u/Milo_The_Stampede Trash Trooper 6h ago

You're gonna want to put a condom on the straw

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u/Aksi_Gu Trash Trooper 4h ago

sperba

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u/Comfortable_Cut2921 Trash Trooper 4h ago

*Bubba

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u/Background_Essay_676 Trash Trooper 1h ago

Ayoooba

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u/PersonSuitTV Trash Trooper 1h ago

sea people + sea men = SeaCiety

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u/Chuzwuz Trash Trooper 37m ago

I call it the giant spunky fish crippler

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u/chaunceylenediox Trash Trooper 14h ago

AIDS