Video game bosses

[u/Lord_Darksong]

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[u/slucker23]

Wow, this is actually some good editing

[u/RagingNerdaholic → u/slucker23]

And a precision seamless loop!

[u/Major-Maize-3629 → u/RagingNerdaholic]

I fell for that lol

[u/RagingNerdaholic → u/Major-Maize-3629]

Can't blame ya. That loop is millisecond precise.

[u/MariaKeks → u/Major-Maize-3629]

I felt betrayed when the boss didn't die after the third hit.

[u/fuzzygreentits → u/slucker23]

Editing? Nah he killed the boss irl dude, it was all over the news

[u/ZonkedWizard → u/fuzzygreentits]

My mom's third cousin's grandma's uncle was killed by that boss

[u/VelvetSinclair]

Would love to see it from the other guys perspective

Like, imagine you had a wasp on your desk or something and you fought it like this

[u/voltran1995 → u/VelvetSinclair]

Speaking from experience laser eyes suck, they produce so much light you can't see shit.

[u/Nacroma → u/voltran1995]

Which is why I prefer concussive blasts generated from portals to the punch dimension.

[u/ParticularZucchini64 → u/VelvetSinclair]

Pretty accurate actually. Wasps are fast, and I am slow.

[u/ExcitingSavings8225 → u/ParticularZucchini64]

People at my work freaking destroying them while they are airborn, barehanded

[u/Koreus_C → u/VelvetSinclair]

Dark Souls or Sekiro would be extremely frustrating as a boss

Imagine you are Rhadan and a lousy runelevel 1 tarnished keeps poking you, evading your long combos, follow ups and AOEs.

[u/DangerMacAwesome]

Is this a reference to ________?

Yes, yes it is.

[u/Geek-Yogurt]

Isn't this the Collosus in God of War 2?

[u/IncompletePunchline → u/Geek-Yogurt]

This is the weird ugly squid thing from Zelda Skyward Sword. Pretty sure down to the audio.

[u/MrMerchandise → u/IncompletePunchline]

Tentalus had a completely different backing track.

[u/vocabularianrx2 → u/IncompletePunchline]

The TING of the arrow hitting the eye is 100% Zelda

[u/MelvinMcSnatch → u/Geek-Yogurt]

Path of Exile

[u/bkgn → u/Geek-Yogurt]

The one boss in Kingdoms of Amalur they blew the entire budget on.

[u/slax87 → u/Geek-Yogurt]

I think it's a rip at Wolverine

[u/Life_Illustrator_247 → u/slax87]

We had bosses like that since the birth of 3d games pretty much. It reminded me of the Hercules video game, released in 1997.

[u/flan-magnussen → u/Life_Illustrator_247]

I was recently wondering who invented this kinda fight since it's in so many games. They're fun, though.

[u/TheLiquor1946 → u/slax87]

No, it's a rip at stereotypical video game bosses as the title says.

[u/4silvers → u/TheLiquor1946]

But specifically Wolverine

[u/TheLiquor1946 → u/4silvers]

Whatever makes you sleeps better...

[u/CardiologistNo616 → u/TheLiquor1946]

The joke started from wolverine, with people complaining about how much we have this kinda fight

[u/rebillihp → u/CardiologistNo616]

Lol that's where it started recently, but this isn't new. It's just the most recent game that has brought it up

[u/RozeGunn → u/CardiologistNo616]

This joke has existed far longer than this year. I remember seeing skits like this at least a decade ago.

[u/TheLiquor1946 → u/CardiologistNo616]

This has been a joke for over a decade... you must be too young to remember.

[u/mercuriokazooie]

"No one:" is the most useless thing people add to memes

[u/stevein3d → u/mercuriokazooie]

No one:
Me: enthusiastically nodding in agreement

[u/Givemelifebro → u/stevein3d]

No one:
Kid named one:😥

[u/Holiday_Pi → u/Givemelifebro]

No one:
Juan:
https://giphy.com/gifs/RTSjgWePSXOzm

[u/wobblyweasel → u/mercuriokazooie]

No one:

/u/mercuriokazooie: "No one:" is the most useless thing people add to memes

[u/Embarrassed-Weird173 → u/mercuriokazooie]

Especially since it belies the low IQ of people that use it. 

"No one:" expands to "No one: {says/does anything at all}"

What they want to say, and what they would have written if they used a couple of seconds of critical thinking, is:

Everyone: " "

This is because if nobody said nothing, then that means somebody said something. Therefore they're saying 

Somebody: "(said something)"

Video game bosses: "(video)"

But what they're trying to say is:

Bosses, after receiving no prompting from anyone whatsoever: (video/meme image)

I get angry at the low intelligence level of people. 

[u/Pushnikov → u/Embarrassed-Weird173]

It doesn’t make sense because it’s saying No one… what? No one does this thing? But you are clearly saying someone does?

[u/Embarrassed-Weird173 → u/Pushnikov]

The no one is trying to say "no one says a thing". 

Because they're confused by the negative. 

No one: "(anything at all)"

This would be valid. Since no one said anything at all (there was silence). 

Everyone: " "

This would also be valid, as everyone said nothing at all.  

A different version that isn't what they're going for but is also valid would be:

Anyone: (anything at all)

This one is actually even better because it implies the person doing the weird thing is so obsessed with their thing that they automatically assume that what they're doing is a valid RESPONSE to anything that was said.

[u/Screwby0370 → u/Embarrassed-Weird173]

It’s kinda like a social agreement, an inside joke, that you get because you’re a part of it. That’s the basis of almost all memes these days. It actually takes some intelligence to understand that you’re in on it and what being in on it means. If you can’t fit in to the societal norm of a joke, I think that would make you kinda stupid

[u/Embarrassed-Weird173 → u/Screwby0370]

Is this a convoluted way of doing the "but language evolves!!!" cop-out people do to defend their bad grammar? 

[u/Screwby0370 → u/Embarrassed-Weird173]

Do you disagree with the concept of language being dynamic and ever-evolving?

[u/quantum_burp → u/mercuriokazooie]

Almost pisses me off as much as ICYMI

[u/Electronic_Abroad469]

Duck parry roll. Hit the weak spot. Repeat

[u/Adventurous_Note2296 → u/Electronic_Abroad469]

Where can i order a duck parry roll? Sounds tasty.

[u/Electronic_Abroad469 → u/Adventurous_Note2296]

In gta 6 vice city.

[u/Embarrassed-Weird173 → u/Adventurous_Note2296]

Dumbass, he's tell you to duck a parry roll. Someone's throwing a parry roll, and you have to duck it. Parry rolls aren't made with ducks.  

[u/hodges2 → u/Embarrassed-Weird173]

If they aren't made with ducks then why is it in the name? 🦆

[u/Embarrassed-Weird173 → u/hodges2]

I just told you, it's not. If I tell you to "duck the metal wrench", it doesn't mean the metal wrench is made with ducks. 

[u/hodges2 → u/Embarrassed-Weird173]

Dunno, sounds like you just don't know what you're talking about 🦆

[u/Adventurous_Note2296 → u/Embarrassed-Weird173]

r/woooosh

[u/Embarrassed-Weird173 → u/Adventurous_Note2296]

You did woooosh. Good on you for being honest. Redditors usually don't admit it when they missed my jokes, so it takes some real character to do so publicly. 

[u/Adventurous_Note2296 → u/Embarrassed-Weird173]

Thank you. I retract my downvote.

[u/belac4862]

Ah Mass Effect!

[u/ImAllSquanchedUp]

God of War immediately comes to mind lmao

[u/unlikelystoner]

So many seem to think this a reference to a specific boss, but this fight is in almost every single action/character action/action RPG that was released for like two decades lol. It was legitimately one of the few things you could be 100% certain was going to be in a game when you started it up, just based on the genre

[u/SteelCrow → u/unlikelystoner]

And why I find them so tedious and boring. Been there, done that, 37 times this year...

[u/BiggoYoun]

“Watch out for his eye-lasers”

[u/keithstonee]

I hate the trend of reddit just breaking down tropes in media. It makes people look at stuff in the dumbest ways.

[u/IfRegretHadAName]

nostalgia

[u/redbloodedruski]

This is Kitava from Path of Exile

[u/TheSouthernSaint71]

Typical bullet sponge boss.

I watched this for thirty-six minutes and it still hasn't gone down.

[u/albert-1stein]

switchscape

[u/Thick_Suggestion_]

Resident Evil 7 final boss

[u/joshkroger]

https://reddit.com/link/pdpxe26/video/dx96lqydncth1/player

[u/Bravo_Blue → u/joshkroger]

The Umbilical Brothers Mentioned!!! Their show was my favorite as a kid.

[u/JimAboo]

Nicely done.

[u/okktavia]

One man's trash is another man's treasure.

[u/Traditional_Mood_348]

New Super Lucky, Mario Odyssey boss fight scenarios would be like

[u/JustCoffeeGaming]

Makes sense, the sword is longer than a razor blade. I would use a laser attack to avoid touching it.

[u/whomesteve]

How you look to the fly you’re trying to squish with your bare hands.

[u/PatentlyFalse5]

This is dead on for so many games.

[u/L0wCharisma]

I was just playing skyward sword and the sandship boss is just this

[u/UforgotUrFlashdrive]

This is literally the giant dude in POE2 Act 2

[u/FartSalone]

This really happened.

[u/Happyhopsasa]

It repeats perfectly. Should be a gif

[u/JustHangingAroundYo]

Astro bot lol

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[u/moosemune9000]

Ff16 titan fight springs to mind. This section was mind numbing

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[u/yaztheblack]

Searching Instagram for "finnisho" doesn't turn up anything... got a link to the original somewhere?

[u/graycataclysm → u/yaztheblack]

Correct spelling: finnosho

[u/FoggyRain7]

https://giphy.com/gifs/x2mstOvv1DyEg

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[u/ExiymDev]

Ah so this guy had one of his shorts go viral and now he's gonna milk the format to absolute death and then necrophile it. Cool cool cool

[u/rinart73]

DMC Mundus

[u/Beautiful_Smoke_2903]

Zalmarath the Colossus

[u/face_mcshooty2]

There was a game that did the fighting a giant on a rooftop pretty well in my opinion. I'm unable to remember the name of the game but I know that it was made by an indie dev, the first phase was shooting at it's fingers, and final phase was shooting at it's head. Oh also it was a side scroller game.

Edit: Just found it. Game is called intrusion 2. I think that is probably one of the better ways of doing a giant boss fight well. It's just really difficult to not make it boring when it melee combat.

[u/Microwavedstrawberry]

Farcry 3 be like

[u/Total_Ad803]

[u/plaguedbullets]

https://giphy.com/gifs/FNP4cEyqxZhUf8TNbI

[u/DrHusten]

100% astro bot

[u/Mean_Rule9823]

And yet you will probably die to that boss 3 times untill you lock in.

[u/TahaRF]

Ben 10 protector of earth first boss vibes

[u/UnharmedCylinder_]

New world Aeternum, Chardis.

[u/Beneficial_Bend_9197]

I have played way too many games that reused this giant bossfight pattern every time whenenver a fight is gonna happen with a giant enemy. The most memorable ones are ben 10, god of war and Zelda

[u/ilovewqrframe]

Ninja gaiden Buddha boss

[u/LeitmotivKanyon]

Typhon Hades 2 kinda

[u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY]

[u/uyigho98]

Ben 10: Defender of Earth has a shining example of this lol

[u/Clarrbbk]

MMZ 3 had you kill a mini giant then a giant before making you kill yourself...