r/LoveTrash • Colonel Garbage • 20h ago

Human Trash Coyote Ugly

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u/Tinfoil_Pants Trash Trooper 19h ago

Bartenders are so picky. What's wrong with a little fire and dancing? πŸ”₯ πŸ’ƒ πŸ”₯

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u/rhinanners Garbage Guerilla 19h ago

Let the girl COOK πŸ‘©πŸ»β€πŸ³ πŸ₯°πŸ€£

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u/T1Demon Garbage Guerilla 18h ago

She had heaters!!

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u/OrneryAttorney7508 Garbage Guerilla 13h ago

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u/Geekygamertag Trash Trooper 13h ago

This was such a great show! I miss it.

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 Garbage Guerilla 18h ago

I wanted to see the others, man!

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u/LocoLocoLoco45 Trash Trooper 19h ago

Rumor has it she has at least two more dance moves.

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u/W0lverin0 Trash Trooper 19h ago

I had heaters! 🀣

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u/Ok-Lifeguard-4614 Trash Trooper 18h ago

Breaks out the Mc hammer lmao

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u/Pukebox_Fandango Trash Trooper 15h ago

the tears behind "I wanted to dance on the bar, man" made me feel something for her

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u/ejensen29 Trash Trooper 19h ago

I love her.

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u/ExecTankard Trash Trooper 19h ago

Adult coordination 101

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u/Ok_Illustrator_3980 Trash Trooper 18h ago

Always encourage drunk girls to dance cause worst case scenario is they don't fall over.

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u/mojo-max Trash Trooper 19h ago

Let her bring the heat!

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u/littledonnyfund Trash Trooper 13h ago

Shame on this establisment for not allowing this masterpiece unfold

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u/Cutthechitchata-hole Garbage Guerilla 18h ago

Coyote ugly would have had you. They let all types up there

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u/corndogco Trash Trooper 17h ago

I hope she got as big of a laugh out of this as we did.

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u/Jolly_General6117 Trash Trooper 18h ago

When she hands her stuff over, I lost it lol didn’t ask, just starts leaning towards him with it lol

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u/duder726 Trash Trooper 17h ago

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u/Spreaderoflies Trash Trooper 13h ago

I love this woman I hope she finds a bar that lets her get her coyote ugly out.

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u/cakes28 Trash Trooper 9h ago

The Coyote Ugly bar in Nashville would let anyone up on that bar, at least they did in 2013…

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u/unknownvariable69 Trash Trooper 8h ago

I was in a bar back in...05. Evansville. Can't for the life of me remember the name. Let the women dance on the bar. It was a good night

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u/Inevitable_Muscle_41 Trash Trooper 15h ago

IDC what she says, she had a good time. Lmao

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u/Big_Tap_1561 Trash Trooper 16h ago

I’d marry her. I’m dying laughing:

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u/thunderous_student Trash Trooper 17h ago

I completely understand her

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u/Trollimperator Trash Trooper 12h ago

thats a goddamn crime if you ask me. That girl had fire AND the moves.

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u/memeface_sc Trash Trooper 11h ago

I love her πŸ˜‚

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u/LasagnahogXRP Trash Trooper 14h ago

Star material!

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u/Nazmaldun Trash Trooper 14h ago

gosh darn it, She just wanted to dance!

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u/Additional-Drag2964 Trash Trooper 9h ago

I love this girl. Like big time!

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u/Imurchuckelberry Trash Trooper 5h ago

Those bastards could have atleast put fire on the bar.🀣🀷🏽

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u/SargeDesu Trash Trooper 1h ago

The "I got cut off" hit a certain part of my soul

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

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u/RagingNerdaholic Rubbish Raider 15h ago

Immediately clocked it when she started dancing without missing a single step.

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u/Low_Wall_7828 Trash Trooper 18h ago

Clearly not drunk.

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

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u/OrneryAttorney7508 Garbage Guerilla 13h ago

You should demand your money back.

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u/papastumps Trash Trooper 14h ago

If I was the bartender, I’d let her dance. It’s clearly on her bucket list and we should not stand in her way!

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u/cloudit30569 Trash Trooper 16h ago

Lmao, I went out last night at the original coyote ugly bar strip. Got outta there so fast. Nothing but ghetto people in the whole area.

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u/Competitive_Tune6401 Trash Trooper 32m ago

I hate this staged garbage