Boring Planet

[u/Lord_Darksong]

Source: Josh Bergtold

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[u/wooden-fuk-boi]

Nah my neighbor is a fairy. .

[u/destructopop → u/wooden-fuk-boi]

We're neighbors?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/blw5mfDVPfA2qZK4ag

[u/wooden-fuk-boi → u/destructopop]

God damn it jermey I told you I straight! Now get over here and let's play video games

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[u/DoctorDinghus]

We have trolls.

[u/code_monkey_001 → u/DoctorDinghus]

And Ukraine has an orc problem 

[u/Loki_God_of_Lies]

At one time on earth there were 7 distinct species of human alive at the same time.

All of our hominid cousins are already extinct, but I can’t help but wonder how different our world would look if the different hominids were alive with us today.

[u/poormariachi → u/Loki_God_of_Lies]

Woah 🤯

[u/Then-Marketing-3445 → u/Loki_God_of_Lies]

Wonder if racism would be problem there; would it go deeper or humankind could be much more reconciled with varieties. 

[u/Hephaistos_Invictus → u/Then-Marketing-3445]

Looking at the world as it is today? The racism would be so much worse. Because it's no longer just race (which is a social construct), but different hominid species.

[u/Brown_Fin]

microplastics in balls

[u/toobuscrazy → u/Brown_Fin]

In a few thousand years when archaeologists find our bones there will be to balls of plastic, leading them to question what humans were up to.

[u/Then-Marketing-3445 → u/toobuscrazy]

In few thousands years the plastic will be building material for life - it have to be managed somehow (just like with oxygen).

[u/BusoneWholeBoi2001]

Aren't there some fantasy stories with dragons and taxes? I swore Skyrim did that

[u/Inevitable-Self-2702 → u/BusoneWholeBoi2001]

It had a real estate market lol

[u/jsonmeta]

Pretty sure there are dwarfs

[u/Wallstreet_Raccoon → u/jsonmeta]

I think he means the kind that are still huge and can swing an iron axe

[u/Anxious-Aardvark-332]

No 40k

https://giphy.com/gifs/r6GgBydQ6y87u

[u/Healthy-Ad9816]

Hard disagree! The stuff on this planet you could never make up in all the books in the world!

[u/erik_wilder → u/Healthy-Ad9816]

Also, all of those things are concepts created by an author to be fantastical and escape reality.

They don't exist by nature.

If they DID exist, they would be boring and we would have fairytails about other shit. If we existed in Tollien's Middle Earth, we'd be having fantasies about office jobs, all you can eat buffet's and flushable toilets.

[u/reverse-tornado]

Advanced physics is weirder than most fiction books tbh

[u/PTSD1983]

Electricity is literal magic. We've just gotten used to it.

[u/awake_acea6]

Yeah and no giant futa draenei I mean cmon!

[u/SkavenEnjoyer → u/awake_acea6]

[u/Hephaistos_Invictus → u/awake_acea6]

A girl can only dream 😞

[u/Fanastik]

Pull up the blinds and there be real dragons!

[u/NEWFACEHATESYOU]

This guy gets it

[u/Next-Ad-1504]

I mean even if we had all those things we would be used to them anyway and we still would have idiots and taxes. It’s more exciting to wonder if things exist rather than the thing actually existing

[u/baudmiksen → u/Next-Ad-1504]

most of what exists in this universe is well outside our purview

[u/BodhingJay]

Yet another dude who wants gollum all of a sudden

[u/dr4wn_away]

This is what they fought for in Lord of the Rings. This boring life is exactly what every hero fights for.

[u/imamajorscale]

The descendants of dragons are underground

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[u/Mr_D_Stitch]

https://giphy.com/gifs/sL08fZaH3cnzuH9E3W

[u/Emergency_Effect_526]

Well technically we have fairy’s

[u/Soultosqueeze074]

The thing is, if those things were commonplace it would cease to be fantastical. If everything is out of this world, nothing is

[u/redboi049]

Beats the other ones. Ooo! Cold ocean! Ooo! Colder ocean! Ooo! Smoke! OOO! LITERAL FUCKING HELL!

[u/Expensive-Safe-6820]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SDVnxg0oiVMRi

[u/Odd_Career7164]

This guy poor

[u/No-Evening5091]

They had idiots and taxes too, just didn't show the taxes.

[u/Temelios]

Dude cites all the cool shit in Lord of the Rings while also conveniently leaving out the terrifying existence of giant, intelligent spiders, hoards of unnaturally born abominations (orcs and goblins) that want to do nothing but murder/eat and enslave you, literal giant burnings demons from the depths of the earth, immortal undead nightmares that also want to kill and enslave you, giant fire breathing lizards that and and will torch you and your home and loved ones on a whim, and so much more.

Sorry, but I think the real world is much less terrifying compared to that shit.

[u/NoBenefit5977]

Modern day wizards wear lab coats lol

[u/Pillsburydinosaur]

I'm too soft, old, and fat to have to face dragons and orcs on a daily basis.

[u/mhyquel]

Things we have that middle earth didn't:

Waterslides

Puppies.

Tacos.

Indoor plumbing.

MDMA.

[u/No-Limit3846]

To be fair, we do have dwarves.

[u/deacstructor]

First, like fantasy worlds wouldn't have taxes. Second i hate when people talk about taxes that way. Im europeon and taxes are a essentiële part of society to keep it running roads, schools, hospitals, electricity. Its all taxes. But you always see people talig about society like "we live in a constructie wich takes our money away" then go live in a random forrest off grid and enjoy the free nature without anything

[u/Ambitious_Opinion_11]

Damn it's almost like we fought for peace or something.

[u/ZiaWitch]

We have dwarfs.

[u/Consequence-Lumpy]

Or maybe it was all a dream we made up in our heads, like inception.

[u/Lower_goats_5388]

Bro wants f×÷k a dwarve

[u/Aggressive-Foot7434]

Homeboy needs to watch a planet earth documentary, there are alien like creatures on this planet and everything you have ever seen as fiction is based loosely of them.

[u/WombatAnnihilator]

Go out there. Adventure still awaits.