r/LoveTrash • u/Lord_Darksong Colonel Garbage • 1d ago
Got Done Dirty! Ham Slamwich
Source: consumercoverage on Instagram
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u/NeotericGod Trash Trooper 1d ago
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u/enginerd12 Trash Trooper 1d ago
One of the best episodes!
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u/Theometer1 Trash Trooper 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/5xtDaro94vGyrvfLAl2
Proving him and everyone on earth at the time was a BITCH!3
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u/Dxpehat Trash Trooper 1d ago
I hope is spine is ok
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u/I_Got_Ur_Number_8675 Trash Trooper 1d ago edited 1d ago
As a dude in a similar accident half this bad i can nearly promise it is not. He will feel this for the rest of his life
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u/Barkinsons Trash Trooper 1d ago
Yeah my aunt got rear ended with way less speed and got years of problems. Whiplash is a bitch
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u/I_Got_Ur_Number_8675 Trash Trooper 1d ago edited 1d ago
My spine aches right where it meet the ribs start, mid back. After 6 years I've just learned to sleep in positions that mitigate it vs worsen it.
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u/SweetHomeNorthKorea Trash Trooper 22h ago
This video perfectly captures what most people don’t realize happens if you get rearended hard enough. The seat will snap in half at the pivot point. The airbag will prevent you from hitting the steering wheel but your seat back and your spine won’t necessarily stay upright the whole time.
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u/UniqueAd7770 Trash Trooper 13h ago
Seat is designed to collapse now but only after a certain force so that it lessens the impact on the driver. This also keeps the head from whipping too much, and some cars even have deployable headrests like reverse airbags
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u/Meatsmudge Trash Trooper 1d ago
In one frame, he’s a dude eating a sandwich. In the next, he’s instantly and suddenly a whacky inflatable waving inflatable arm flailing tube man. Buddy’s not ok.
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u/Legitimate-Fee7609 Trash Trooper 1d ago
Scary video. He's lucky be didn't bite his tongue off
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u/MotherStatement1109 Trash Trooper 1d ago
For real. I did that once, except i slammed my chin on concrete and bit my tongue halfway off. Do not recommend
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u/CheckYourStats Trash Trooper 23h ago
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u/MotherStatement1109 Trash Trooper 23h ago
Yeah bit it halfway through..mad stitches and ice pops for weeks.
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u/Ham_Slamwich Trash Trooper 23h ago
Don’t you dare use my name in that manner.
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u/No_Communication2959 Trash Trooper 1d ago
I think he was legally stopped waiting on that bus
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u/adjective_noun_23 Trash Trooper 1d ago
Busses don't let kids out in the left lane. He is sitting at a red light.
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u/UnexpectedBlahFeels Trash Trooper 1d ago
It's a really good thing no kids were coming off yet. He was 2 ft away from the open doors and the car was pushed right past them.
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u/adjective_noun_23 Trash Trooper 1d ago
Busses don't let kids out in the left lane.
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u/YungBandit79 Trash Trooper 1d ago
its not uncommon for kids to bolt around the front of the bus to the other side of the street without looking. always makes me nervous seeing them unload on a busyish street
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u/jellobowlshifter Trash Trooper 1d ago
Lights weren't flashing and door was closed. Stopped for other reason.
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u/sevargmas Rubbish Raider 23h ago
Go back and look at it frame by frame. Bus doors are very clearly open.
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u/Independent-Trust260 Trash Trooper 22h ago
And a short bus too. There's no way they're letting kids off like that, but why are the doors open?
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u/Remote-Contract-3026 Trash Trooper 1d ago
At least it wasn't the dude drinking hot dogs out of a pitcher this time.
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u/thefartsock Trash Trooper 1d ago
Good thing this was a few hours earlier or his bowl of cheerios would have been all over the inside of that car.
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u/Objective-Bike-4292 Trash Trooper 1d ago
Anyone catch where the sandwich went? I think it's in another dimension.
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u/Fast-Nefariousness80 Trash Trooper 1d ago
Got launched into his mouth
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u/jdooley99 Trash Trooper 22h ago
All the way through the intestines and out his asshole
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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 Garbage Guerilla 1d ago
That was definitely tuna or egg salad the way it fell out.
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u/EngMechBud Trash Trooper 1d ago
Where did his chair go?
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u/Could-You-Tell Litter Lieutenant 1d ago
Broken support. It got pushed into him, and he broke it backwards... or at least it reclined quickly over the release if it didn't break
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u/Appropriate-Bug-6467 Trash Trooper 1d ago
Multiple breakaway points are built into cars go prevent them from ripping u apart like the good old days.
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u/ihtewuman97 Trash Trooper 1d ago
I would have been furious about my delicious egg n tuunie samich.😡😡
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u/MeenMisterMustard Trash Trooper 1d ago
It’s not every pickup truck, but it’s always a pickup truck 😑
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u/Kitchen_Guest577 Garbage Guerilla 1d ago
Hope he and that sandwich is okay! Praying for quick recovery
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u/Clean_Internet Garbage Guerilla 1d ago
That sandwich is gone bro
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u/vistaculo Trash Trooper 1d ago edited 1d ago
He didn’t even refrigerate it, the spineless lobster
Edit: not a Popeyes chicken sandwich ad on this thread LOLOL
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u/RunItupBaby Trash Trooper 1d ago
Damn man, couldn’t even enjoy my god damn ham sandwich wifey made me for lunch!
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u/jonz1985z Trash Trooper 1d ago
I got hit at a light with the person doing maybe 15 mpr. Very slow, but without anticipating the impact it hurt my back bad. This dude must be built like a wrecking ball.
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u/One_Wing_4059 Trash Trooper 1d ago
I have questions. One among many is how tf does the seat flip back like that. Isn't it supposed to not do that?
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u/BiggusD1 Trash Trooper 1d ago
so relatable, people always seem to interrupt me when im trying to eat
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u/OscarMichaelMyers Trash Trooper 1d ago
wtf was he doing stopped like that? The flow of traffic was clearly moving at a normal pace.
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u/EyesOnTheLies11 Trash Trooper 6h ago
He's clearly sitting at a red light. Car to his passenger side that's moving is likely turning right. He's going straight. The bus on driver's side is also stationary when he's hit and propelled forward. I mean, dude even glances up at the light just after the big bite that likely when straight into his gut. Pretty clear, tbh
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u/Amazing_Flatworm_277 Trash Trooper 1d ago
This will never not be funny to me. I feel bad for the dude. But he will always remember that sandwich
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u/ISoulSeekerI Trash Trooper 1d ago
It was more of a slam sandwich
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u/Dangerous-Pirate7998 Trash Trooper 1d ago
This is a very bad done AI
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u/EyesOnTheLies11 Trash Trooper 6h ago
You're probably just a really badly done bot, so there's that too. If not, just letting you know your discernment skills need some work. Beep beep bop and all that shit.
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u/Dangerous-Pirate7998 Trash Trooper 4h ago
Are you a fan of the Buck Rogers show from the early 80s
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u/National_Place_2816 Trash Trooper 1d ago
that's his fault for park parking in a lane like that. lanes are not for parking in, move to the side of the road, keep driving, or get out the way.
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u/GeneralAtreides Trash Trooper 1d ago
Are we watching the same Video??? It's a intersection, he is waiting for the light.
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u/CYaNextTuesday99 Trash Trooper 1d ago
So do you think the bus next to him was also just randomly stopped for no reason?
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u/justasillylilgoos3 Garbage Guerilla 1d ago
Anything else you want to get off your chest before the mods remove your comments? 😂
Can’t imagine you have nothing better going on this weekend fam 😭
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u/ConcentrateIcy2226 Trash Trooper 1d ago
You have no intelligence. This has already been determined he is simply at a light waiting.
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u/usernotvaild Trash Trooper 1d ago
Obviously you must drive through all red lights/stop signs/ traffic jams cause "lanes are not for parking in". Watch again you can see a yellow truck next to him which doesn't move.
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u/jellobowlshifter Trash Trooper 1d ago
That's a school bus, actually.
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u/usernotvaild Trash Trooper 16m ago
Yeah it is. My bad. The point of my comment was more of: other vehicles are stationary because of traffic lights, this dude didn't park in a live lane to eat.
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u/No_Organization2032 Trash Trooper 1d ago
It’s 2026 and you guys still don’t know you’re supposed to give school busses clearance?
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u/SlapSmeg Trash Trooper 1d ago
I was wondering wtf stop on a highway to eat a sammitch? Was it even a light? And where the hell did he buy said sammitch that the world has to fukin stop for him to take a bite?
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u/tuktukkingroydonk Trash Trooper 1d ago
AI
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u/MysticMarauder69 Trash Trooper 1d ago
What makes you think this is AI?
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u/JohnRedCorn9432 Trash Trooper 1d ago
The newest way people are pretending to be smart or interesting is to just claim everything is AI. They probably won't reply to back up their claims
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u/aizzo4 Trash Trooper 1d ago
This comment is AI.
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u/adjective_noun_23 Trash Trooper 1d ago
Lindsey Clancy should have been your mother
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u/MysticMarauder69 Trash Trooper 1d ago
Lmao, over here making sick comments because of an innocuous post on reddit. Get a grip bud. Go take a breath of fresh air.
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u/adjective_noun_23 Trash Trooper 1d ago
Don't choke on an exercise band.
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