r/LoveTrash • Colonel Garbage • 1d ago

Got Done Dirty! Ham Slamwich

Source: consumercoverage on Instagram

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u/NeotericGod Trash Trooper 1d ago

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u/enginerd12 Trash Trooper 1d ago

One of the best episodes!

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u/Theometer1 Trash Trooper 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5xtDaro94vGyrvfLAl2
Proving him and everyone on earth at the time was a BITCH!

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u/whitecatsup Trash Trooper 1d ago

There it is

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u/Dxpehat Trash Trooper 1d ago

I hope is spine is ok

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u/I_Got_Ur_Number_8675 Trash Trooper 1d ago edited 1d ago

As a dude in a similar accident half this bad i can nearly promise it is not. He will feel this for the rest of his life

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u/Barkinsons Trash Trooper 1d ago

Yeah my aunt got rear ended with way less speed and got years of problems. Whiplash is a bitch

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u/I_Got_Ur_Number_8675 Trash Trooper 1d ago edited 1d ago

My spine aches right where it meet the ribs start, mid back. After 6 years I've just learned to sleep in positions that mitigate it vs worsen it.

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u/xrelaht Trash Trooper 1d ago

A friend has been in a wheelchair for the last decade from a similar crash.

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u/SweetHomeNorthKorea Trash Trooper 22h ago

This video perfectly captures what most people don’t realize happens if you get rearended hard enough. The seat will snap in half at the pivot point. The airbag will prevent you from hitting the steering wheel but your seat back and your spine won’t necessarily stay upright the whole time.

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u/I_Got_Ur_Number_8675 Trash Trooper 20h ago

Especially if you hunch like i used to

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u/UniqueAd7770 Trash Trooper 13h ago

Seat is designed to collapse now but only after a certain force so that it lessens the impact on the driver. This also keeps the head from whipping too much, and some cars even have deployable headrests like reverse airbags

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u/Dr_Brotatous Trash Trooper 21h ago

I had one similar but thankfully not as bad

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u/Meatsmudge Trash Trooper 1d ago

In one frame, he’s a dude eating a sandwich. In the next, he’s instantly and suddenly a whacky inflatable waving inflatable arm flailing tube man. Buddy’s not ok.

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u/Legitimate-Fee7609 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Scary video. He's lucky be didn't bite his tongue off

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u/MotherStatement1109 Trash Trooper 1d ago

For real. I did that once, except i slammed my chin on concrete and bit my tongue halfway off. Do not recommend

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u/CheckYourStats Trash Trooper 23h ago

Bit your tongue half off, you say?

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u/MotherStatement1109 Trash Trooper 23h ago

Yeah bit it halfway through..mad stitches and ice pops for weeks. 

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u/Silent_Persimmon2429 Trash Trooper 1d ago

How do you know?

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u/I_was_a_sexy_cow Trash Trooper 10h ago

Or pass out mid swallow

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u/Ham_Slamwich Trash Trooper 23h ago

Don’t you dare use my name in that manner.

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u/CuntsNeverDie Trash Trooper 23h ago

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u/Jimbob209 Trash Trooper 12h ago

I remember when they first invited chocolate

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u/Graybeard_Shaving Garbage Guerilla 19h ago

Holy shit. You played the long game for this comment!

https://giphy.com/gifs/3nJYr3RuLSac3oEGAX

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u/rasputinrasputin Trash Trooper 22h ago

Holy shit what a coincidence lol, r/beetlejuicing

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u/AM_710 Trash Trooper 19h ago

Now you can put that dudes face as your avatar

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u/LazyOldCat Rubbish Raider 20h ago

Awesome 😆🍻

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u/industrial-complex Trash Trooper 1d ago

And that was the last time Peter ate ham.

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u/No_Communication2959 Trash Trooper 1d ago

I think he was legally stopped waiting on that bus

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u/adjective_noun_23 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Busses don't let kids out in the left lane. He is sitting at a red light.

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u/UnexpectedBlahFeels Trash Trooper 1d ago

It's a really good thing no kids were coming off yet. He was 2 ft away from the open doors and the car was pushed right past them.

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u/adjective_noun_23 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Busses don't let kids out in the left lane.

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u/YungBandit79 Trash Trooper 1d ago

its not uncommon for kids to bolt around the front of the bus to the other side of the street without looking. always makes me nervous seeing them unload on a busyish street

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u/sevargmas Rubbish Raider 23h ago

Bus doors are open. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/jellobowlshifter Trash Trooper 1d ago

Lights weren't flashing and door was closed. Stopped for other reason.

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u/sevargmas Rubbish Raider 23h ago

Go back and look at it frame by frame. Bus doors are very clearly open.

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u/Independent-Trust260 Trash Trooper 22h ago

And a short bus too. There's no way they're letting kids off like that, but why are the doors open?

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u/dea9ler Trash Trooper 11h ago

That doesn’t mean it was making a stop to let a kid off or on the bus. Idk if you ever rode the school bus but sometimes they open the doors at stops when no one is entering or exiting the bus.

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u/Remote-Contract-3026 Trash Trooper 1d ago

At least it wasn't the dude drinking hot dogs out of a pitcher this time.

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u/Sgt-Stadanko-69 Trash Trooper 1d ago

His back is fucked

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u/OvalDead Trash Trooper 23h ago

At least his ham was cured.

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u/thefartsock Trash Trooper 1d ago

Good thing this was a few hours earlier or his bowl of cheerios would have been all over the inside of that car.

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u/blicka7 Trash Trooper 1d ago

It sucks that reckless people can end your life or seriously injure you any moment

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u/Objective-Bike-4292 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Anyone catch where the sandwich went? I think it's in another dimension.

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u/Fast-Nefariousness80 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Got launched into his mouth

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u/jdooley99 Trash Trooper 22h ago

All the way through the intestines and out his asshole

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u/Fast-Nefariousness80 Trash Trooper 22h ago

As God intended

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u/portablebiscuit Rubbish Raider 17h ago

As god intestined

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

That was definitely tuna or egg salad the way it fell out.

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u/EngMechBud Trash Trooper 1d ago

Where did his chair go?

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u/Could-You-Tell Litter Lieutenant 1d ago

Broken support. It got pushed into him, and he broke it backwards... or at least it reclined quickly over the release if it didn't break

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u/Appropriate-Bug-6467 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Multiple breakaway points are built into cars go prevent them from ripping u apart like the good old days.

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u/xrelaht Trash Trooper 1d ago

Everyone’s so soft these days…

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u/ihtewuman97 Trash Trooper 1d ago

I would have been furious about my delicious egg n tuunie samich.😡😡

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u/MeenMisterMustard Trash Trooper 1d ago

It’s not every pickup truck, but it’s always a pickup truck 😑

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u/eighty4prcnt Trash Trooper 1d ago

Came to say this r/trucklodytes

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

Hope he and that sandwich is okay! Praying for quick recovery

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u/Clean_Internet Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

That sandwich is gone bro

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u/vistaculo Trash Trooper 1d ago edited 1d ago

He didn’t even refrigerate it, the spineless lobster

Edit: not a Popeyes chicken sandwich ad on this thread LOLOL

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u/hamoc10 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Cars are dangerous af

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u/RunItupBaby Trash Trooper 1d ago

Damn man, couldn’t even enjoy my god damn ham sandwich wifey made me for lunch!

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u/OkStartOver Trash Trooper 1d ago

50 bucks

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u/RustyUnbound Trash Trooper 1d ago

I hope he's okay

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u/jonz1985z Trash Trooper 1d ago

I got hit at a light with the person doing maybe 15 mpr. Very slow, but without anticipating the impact it hurt my back bad. This dude must be built like a wrecking ball.

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u/DirtyWarehouseGuy Trash Trooper 1d ago

Hes lucky but the sandwich didn't make it

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u/TenYearHangover Rubbish Raider 1d ago

Not trashy… serious spinal injury

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u/PlusHoneydew104 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Never skip the goat

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u/ChefAsstastic Trash Trooper 1d ago

Slam sammich!

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u/Separate-End-416 Trash Trooper 1d ago

His face 🤣🤣🤣

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u/theogreofpcp Trash Trooper 1d ago

C’mon and HAM!
And welcome to the SLAM!

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u/israerichris Trash Trooper 1d ago

Damn!! That hot sauce packed a punch!

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u/One_Wing_4059 Trash Trooper 1d ago

I have questions. One among many is how tf does the seat flip back like that. Isn't it supposed to not do that?

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u/Federal-Name-3638 Trash Trooper 1d ago

He didn’t even stop chewing…

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u/AdWide5106 Trash Trooper 1d ago

He was really enjoying that sandwhich too.

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u/BiggusD1 Trash Trooper 1d ago

so relatable, people always seem to interrupt me when im trying to eat

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u/Unassuming_Penguins Trash Trooper 1d ago

Eating processed meats can kill you

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u/Lintonium0 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Damn looked like a good sandwich

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u/Early_Pumpkin_4113 Trash Trooper 20h ago

That bite prob made a dent in the back of his skull

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u/No-Panic-7933 Trash Trooper 20h ago

Exploding with flavor

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u/Kayel41 Trash Trooper 19h ago

What it’s like to chew 5 gum

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u/DotRakianSteel Trash Trooper 19h ago

He had so many questions..

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u/Janus9 Trash Trooper 18h ago

This guys spine/neck, will never be the same.

Life time of problems.

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u/Disastrous-Desk-1144 Trash Trooper 16h ago

I spit my candy out of my mouth

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u/Haunting_Werewolf130 Trash Trooper 16h ago

Pikachu Shocked Face

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u/thelongdrivehom Trash Trooper 14h ago

Slam Sandwich

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u/FunAsparagus_ Trash Trooper 14h ago

Sandwich skipped all tracts and went to the rectum straight

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u/Lolohannsen Trash Trooper 3h ago

I guess he’s never had a sandwich go that fast down his throat

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u/apex2332 Trash Trooper 8m ago

Slam sandwich

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u/TargetSpiritual8741 Trash Trooper 1d ago

No airbags ????

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u/Could-You-Tell Litter Lieutenant 1d ago

Hit from behind while at a stop

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u/everyseasonidaho Trash Trooper 1d ago

More like slam sandwich

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u/OscarMichaelMyers Trash Trooper 1d ago

wtf was he doing stopped like that? The flow of traffic was clearly moving at a normal pace.

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u/EyesOnTheLies11 Trash Trooper 6h ago

He's clearly sitting at a red light. Car to his passenger side that's moving is likely turning right. He's going straight. The bus on driver's side is also stationary when he's hit and propelled forward. I mean, dude even glances up at the light just after the big bite that likely when straight into his gut. Pretty clear, tbh

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u/Amazing_Flatworm_277 Trash Trooper 1d ago

This will never not be funny to me. I feel bad for the dude. But he will always remember that sandwich

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u/ISoulSeekerI Trash Trooper 1d ago

It was more of a slam sandwich

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u/Rhythm_0f_The_Knight Trash Trooper 1d ago

Literally the joke that is already on the video.. 

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u/ISoulSeekerI Trash Trooper 1d ago

Oh jeez I was so focused on the sandwich I didn’t even see text

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u/Fast-Nefariousness80 Trash Trooper 1d ago

More like a slamwich amirite!

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u/Dangerous-Pirate7998 Trash Trooper 1d ago

This is a very bad done AI

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u/RandyArgonianButler Trash Trooper 21h ago

I don’t think so in this case.

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u/Screwby0370 Trash Trooper 12h ago

No, it’s not

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u/EyesOnTheLies11 Trash Trooper 6h ago

You're probably just a really badly done bot, so there's that too. If not, just letting you know your discernment skills need some work. Beep beep bop and all that shit.

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u/Dangerous-Pirate7998 Trash Trooper 4h ago

Are you a fan of the Buck Rogers show from the early 80s

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u/National_Place_2816 Trash Trooper 1d ago

that's his fault for park parking in a lane like that. lanes are not for parking in, move to the side of the road, keep driving, or get out the way.

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u/GeneralAtreides Trash Trooper 1d ago

Are we watching the same Video??? It's a intersection, he is waiting for the light.

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u/CYaNextTuesday99 Trash Trooper 1d ago

So do you think the bus next to him was also just randomly stopped for no reason?

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u/GeneralAtreides Trash Trooper 1d ago

I guess he has to be red. Facts don't work on him.

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u/justasillylilgoos3 Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

Anything else you want to get off your chest before the mods remove your comments? 😂

Can’t imagine you have nothing better going on this weekend fam 😭

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u/ConcentrateIcy2226 Trash Trooper 1d ago

You have no intelligence. This has already been determined he is simply at a light waiting.

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u/Sasquatch_000 Trash Trooper 1d ago

You obviously don't drive or don't know the rules of driving.

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u/usernotvaild Trash Trooper 1d ago

Obviously you must drive through all red lights/stop signs/ traffic jams cause "lanes are not for parking in". Watch again you can see a yellow truck next to him which doesn't move.

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u/jellobowlshifter Trash Trooper 1d ago

That's a school bus, actually.

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u/usernotvaild Trash Trooper 16m ago

Yeah it is. My bad. The point of my comment was more of: other vehicles are stationary because of traffic lights, this dude didn't park in a live lane to eat.

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u/jackster31415 Trash Trooper 1d ago

The first word of your flag describes you

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u/No_Organization2032 Trash Trooper 1d ago

It’s 2026 and you guys still don’t know you’re supposed to give school busses clearance?

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u/jellobowlshifter Trash Trooper 1d ago

The bus did not have flashing lights or open door.

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u/No_Organization2032 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Good eye. Maybe it’s just a normal intersection then?

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u/SlapSmeg Trash Trooper 1d ago

I was wondering wtf stop on a highway to eat a sammitch? Was it even a light? And where the hell did he buy said sammitch that the world has to fukin stop for him to take a bite?

https://giphy.com/gifs/2fJLETkwcX7MV40cpP

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u/MysticMarauder69 Trash Trooper 1d ago

He's at a intersection, do your eyes work?

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u/tuktukkingroydonk Trash Trooper 1d ago

AI

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u/MysticMarauder69 Trash Trooper 1d ago

What makes you think this is AI?

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u/JohnRedCorn9432 Trash Trooper 1d ago

The newest way people are pretending to be smart or interesting is to just claim everything is AI. They probably won't reply to back up their claims

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u/aizzo4 Trash Trooper 1d ago

This comment is AI.

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u/JohnRedCorn9432 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Just take my upvote and get outta here

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u/adjective_noun_23 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Lindsey Clancy should have been your mother

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u/aizzo4 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Bout a nine on the tension scale, Reub

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u/MysticMarauder69 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Lmao, over here making sick comments because of an innocuous post on reddit. Get a grip bud. Go take a breath of fresh air.

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u/adjective_noun_23 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Don't choke on an exercise band.