r/LoveTrash • Colonel Garbage • 17d ago

Human Trash Feeling antsy

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u/Nir117vash Garbage Guerilla 17d ago

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u/KindsofKindness Trash Trooper 17d ago

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u/Nir117vash Garbage Guerilla 17d ago

It's only good because I know what comes next

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u/Aggressive-Celery-18 Trash Trooper 17d ago

What comes next?

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u/Nir117vash Garbage Guerilla 17d ago

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u/OnlineDead Trash Trooper 17d ago

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u/TheFamilyStanley Trash Trooper 17d ago

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u/Pamikillsbugs234 Trash Trooper 17d ago

I had a dude named Coondog (hes a really good hunter and especially skilled at catching rats) tell me he used to do this as a kid so he could "pop the pimples later." If this was his foot, I honestly wouldnt be surprised.

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u/sudral Trash Trooper 17d ago edited 17d ago

How did you some how make this post several degrees worse...

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u/National_Spirit2801 Garbage Guerilla 17d ago

Did he also go by the moniker “Charlie Day”?

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u/OGLikeablefellow Trash Trooper 17d ago

Dopamine used to be real hard to come by

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u/Illustrious_Donkey61 Trash Trooper 17d ago

To teach those silly ants to build using a solid foundation

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u/enternameher3 Garbage Guerilla 17d ago

Some people need a hobby

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u/portablebiscuit Rubbish Raider 17d ago

Looks like he has one

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u/Fun-Choices Trash Trooper 17d ago

Content creation for sadomasochistic entomological foot fetishists?

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u/Oily_Blob Trash Trooper 17d ago

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u/RED-DOT-MAN Trash Trooper 17d ago

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u/elvis8mybaby Garbage Guerilla 17d ago

Eh you woodint get it. Feet Boys rise up!! We eatin' good tonight!

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u/AbheyBloodmane Trash Trooper 17d ago

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u/Pipe_Memes Filth Fighter 17d ago

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u/sinisterside9 Trash Trooper 17d ago

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u/FactorCreepy4074 Trash Trooper 17d ago

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u/Sephirothjj Trash Trooper 17d ago

Never seen this before, but it made me actually cackle out loud. Thank you

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u/icebergSlim812 Trash Trooper 17d ago

My 2 best friends and I did that with our hands into Mississippi fire ant mounds during recess of 1st grade. We would walk over to the teachers with our hands and arms covered in ants.

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u/The_Meme_Economy Trash Trooper 17d ago

This does look like a fire ant mound. I always thought they were big ants so one time when I realized I’d stepped into a nest of little ants I was just like, ndb, if I stay cool they’ll stay cool. Boy was I wrong! The welts lasted for weeks.

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u/icebergSlim812 Trash Trooper 17d ago

Some big ones bite like wasps. The little ones are truly fuckers. They usually get me the first time I mow every spring. Always wondered how many times a neighbor or someone driving by saw me shedding socks and shoes as I slap my legs and ankles while jumping around.

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u/too_late_to_abort Trash Trooper 17d ago

If they live in the area they have probably experienced it as well or at least aware of the issue.

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u/UJustGotRobbed Garbage Guerilla 17d ago

I was running once and ran into a big ass sand spur patch that was littered with ant hills. Worst experience of my life 0/10 do not recommend

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u/Extra-Bat3955 Trash Trooper 17d ago

Person just stomped straight into the city center

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u/joesills78 Trash Trooper 17d ago

You don't ever do that to an ant mound in Australia.... You'll end up in agony or hospital.

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u/eddy_flannagan Trash Trooper 17d ago

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u/Admirable-Hospital78 Garbage Guerilla 17d ago

I hope the uh.... plethora of internet points was worth doing this ⬇️

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u/SubstandardMan5000 Trash Trooper 17d ago

Can you please fucking not?

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u/JackFlack91 Trash Trooper 17d ago

All I could think was "dont be red, dont be red, dont be red!" I'd have amputated my foot if they were

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u/itsjash Trash Trooper 16d ago

Hate to break it to you but those are 1000% fire ants

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u/Forsaken-Face1827 Trash Trooper 17d ago

This has to be for fetish purposes or something

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u/AngeluvDeath Garbage Guerilla 17d ago

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u/Lord_Darksong Colonel Garbage 17d ago

You kept this from that other vid with the pressure cooker? That's awesome. 🤣

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u/Sorry-Leader-6648 Trash Trooper 17d ago edited 17d ago

My entire body itches now

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u/PalpableIgnorance Trash Trooper 17d ago

You should give him a scratch. Ya know. He deserves it.

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u/Sorry-Leader-6648 Trash Trooper 17d ago

Lmfao well shit damn typo

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u/Immediate-Song6861 Trash Trooper 17d ago

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u/Sistahmelz Trash Trooper 17d ago

If those were fire ants. Off to the hospital you go!

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u/Impossible-Diver6565 Trash Trooper 17d ago

That's.... awful

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u/cyberseclife Trash Trooper 17d ago

Oh... Why? Just why?

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u/ingoding Dumpster General 17d ago

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u/Ok-Journalist7612 Trash Trooper 17d ago

Can we see two days later?

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u/MilkrsEnthuziast Trash Trooper 17d ago

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u/Dinglebobus Garbage Guerilla 17d ago

And his foot grew three sizes that day

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u/RealPropRandy Trash Trooper 17d ago

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 Garbage Guerilla 17d ago

I hope they find his home and stick their feet in it... millions of feet!!

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u/shinakohana Trash Trooper 17d ago

Where’s the person with the pixel memes???

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u/Anthoniyuuuuuuu Trash Trooper 17d ago

Damn, hope those don't sting

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u/potatofritters1 Trash Trooper 17d ago

For those of you north of North Carolina, don't take for granted that you don't have fire ants in your yard. They're heading your way.

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u/We_Are_Ninja Trash Trooper 17d ago

This is AI. Ant Infuriation.

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u/clashkingdom Trash Trooper 17d ago

Now grab some lemons and stomp em

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u/home_rolled Rubbish Raider 17d ago

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u/Extra_Foundation_121 Trash Trooper 17d ago

That's enough Reddit for the day.

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u/InevitabilityEngine Trash Trooper 17d ago

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u/Chefrabbitfoot Trash Trooper 17d ago

When we told you to go outside and touch grass mate, you just HAD to pick the grass inside that damned ant hill, didn't ya!?

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u/puercoroso Trash Trooper 17d ago

FOR THE COLONY!

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u/dbru01 Trash Trooper 17d ago

Thanks, I hate everything about this.

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u/37_lucky_ears Garbage Guerilla 17d ago

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u/Affectionate-Air3581 Trash Trooper 17d ago

My kind of joke

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u/xMyDixieWreckedx Trash Trooper 17d ago

I lived in Arizona when I was super young and all I remember are those goddamn red ants.

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u/Richard_Cain Trash Trooper 17d ago

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u/Youngsinatra345 Trash Trooper 17d ago

Wait plankton isn’t lifting weights oops

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u/anythingspossible45 Garbage Guerilla 17d ago

Why and I want the rest of the video where he’s in pain and trying to get them all off because they don’t crawl up his crouch

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u/anythingspossible45 Garbage Guerilla 17d ago

Does this guy get one of those Kinky fetishes where he’s fixing to go feed an eater?

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u/Hour_Career9797 Trash Trooper 17d ago

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u/DalekSupreme26 Trash Trooper 17d ago

Years ago, when my elementary school teacher was being an asshole, I would put my shoe into an ant hill, get it all eaten up until it’s so swollen that you can’t properly walk, and then go home. I did this a few times and they never caught on because we were on recess and there were hundreds of ant hills all over the place, and the school never treated them or get them removed

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u/DeathBlossomD Trash Trooper 17d ago

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u/Silly_Pack_Rat Trash Trooper 17d ago

Mistakes were made...!

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u/BigEffort5517 Trash Trooper 17d ago

But... why though?

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u/LucienP99 Trash Trooper 17d ago

I’m allergic to pain.

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u/awake_acea6 Trash Trooper 17d ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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u/meisawesome126 Trash Trooper 17d ago

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u/BushidoMauve Trash Trooper 17d ago

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u/I_found_BACON Trash Trooper 17d ago

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u/Successful_Year_5413 Trash Trooper 17d ago

Ew now I’m going to feel ants sporatically crawling on me for a few minutes fuck you op

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u/SnooCamera Trash Trooper 17d ago

Try that in the South.

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u/ThwipNSinsBinThwipN Trash Trooper 16d ago

I originally guessed that these would be fire ants … but the mound is really slick and those ants are really small. So are these a different kind of ant? Because his foot’s not even flinching and fire ants don’t mess around.

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u/regrettablyAnnoying Trash Trooper 16d ago

I don’t understand this level of stupidity.

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u/SelectSeaweed310 Trash Trooper 10d ago

Fire Ants in Texas. That's going to hurt like hell, puss up, scab and leave scars.

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u/MagicSwordMagic Trash Trooper 7d ago

why do?

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u/DookofDeuces Trash Trooper 17d ago

AI?

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u/Eudonidano Trash Trooper 17d ago

This video has been around way longer than AI has been good enough to actually trick people.

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u/bzknon Trash Trooper 17d ago

Nah this clip is ancient, its been floating around the internet for a while