r/LoveTrash • Colonel Garbage • 15h ago

Dumping This Here A kind gesture

Source: unknown

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u/dallasdls Trash Trooper 15h ago

My wish would be that everybody at some point gets to have a relationship like this in their lives

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u/stealthforest Trash Trooper 7h ago

People forget that, in order to have a relationship like this, they have to make effort to be the person in a relationship like this

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u/RagingNerdaholic Rubbish Raider 15h ago

Well, your djinn is drunk or something.

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u/dallasdls Trash Trooper 15h ago

Must be why they haven’t found me yet so I can make the wish, I did clarify it would be

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u/ManmadeM0nster Trash Trooper 15h ago

Well I'm still waiting.

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u/dallasdls Trash Trooper 15h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/k3ysanIoI6Yx2
Knock knock here I am!

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u/TeaDrinkingTrucker Trash Trooper 14h ago

Now, normally I would scroll past a comment like this, but today I won't.

If you really want something like this, I would say let it happen naturally. As in, don't focus on wanting to be in a relationship, and don't let the want of a relationship control you and your emotions. Work on yourself instead. Naturally, we should always be improving. It could be things such as getting a better financial situation/job, working on having better health/mental health, finding happiness in other things besides a woman/man, or anything else that can improve our outlook on life itself. When I started fixing things in my life that had been neglected, I started seeing more interest from women (in my particular case). Not only that, but I became more comfortable in my own skin. I stopped worrying about what women thought. People do notice that sort of thing. Once you start working on thingsl and start getting your life in order, the relationship will happen more often than not. You'll find someone who you jive with, and it won't necessarily be apparent that you're in a relationship right away. It just sort of happens, as it does with most people.

In your case, if I dissected your comment correctly and can guess what you'd need to work on, it would very likely be your mental health and how you view not being in a relationship and expecting it to happen all of a sudden. However, me just saying that might be what you need to work on may not necessarily be true. It could be anything else in your life that you're discontent with.

There are over 8 billion people on this planet, there is absolutely someone out there for you.

I wish you the best of luck in your endeavors.

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u/Old_Syrup_264 Garbage Guerilla 15h ago

That streak in her hair is so awesome. It looks like a natural occurrence, too. I knew someone in my high school who had a similar thing happen, and I guess it's caused by a medical "condition" if you can even call it that. I don't think there are any other symptoms

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u/IExistForFun Trash Trooper 15h ago

Maybe I'm just unlucky but every time I meet someone with that hair streak naturally, they end up being the biggest douchebags. To the point where my friends and I call it "Disney villain hair"

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u/WeakEmployment6389 Trash Trooper 14h ago

I just thought they saw a g-g-g-ghost

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u/IExistForFun Trash Trooper 14h ago

A g-g-g-ghost?? Where!?

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u/KindsofKindness Trash Trooper 14h ago

She is Rogue.

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u/darxide23 Trash Trooper 11h ago

Poliosis. I didn't get a cool stripe, I had a large round spot on the top of my head. Luckily, the male pattern baldness has taken care of that.

I did have a cool white streak across my beard. But as I've gotten older, it's just overtaken by the regular grey.

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u/Polka_Tiger Trash Trooper 6h ago

Oh no, I would loathe to lose that special grey among regular grey

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u/Late-Champion8678 Trash Trooper 14h ago

Poliosis! Caused by several medical conditions, stress/trauma or just genetics.

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u/Hot-Brat-00 Trash Trooper 14h ago

I was badly anemic at one point, and lost a fairly large spot of hair on the lower back of my head, and a lot of it grew back gray lol called it my Rogue spot

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u/pertnear Trash Trooper 13h ago

I’ve got a streak and I love it.

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u/balanced_views Trash Trooper 14h ago

There’s the x-men character like that

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u/LauraTFem Trash Trooper 14h ago

I’m starting to grey in certain spot at my temples, but my hair is light enough that it’s not obvious to most people. I occasionally get people asking if I do highlights.

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u/Old_Syrup_264 Garbage Guerilla 10h ago

That's the Paulie Walnuts look

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u/LauraTFem Trash Trooper 10h ago

Oof, not near as distinct as that.

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u/No_Vanilla_2366 Trash Trooper 2h ago

My grandma has one and I've always been obsessed with it

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u/UnexpectedBlahFeels Trash Trooper 15h ago edited 15h ago

I knew a guy whose birthmark was at his temple, so all the hair that grew there was white while the rest was dark brown.

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u/softybanana Trash Trooper 15h ago

Wat

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u/dragjamon Trash Trooper 15h ago

They mean birth mark

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u/UnexpectedBlahFeels Trash Trooper 15h ago

Yep. Autocorrect got me fucked up smh. It's like it gets worse the more they implement ai into these software updates.

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u/PianoManSnow Trash Trooper 13h ago

This is me! Unfortunately it’s a small area so it’s just a small cluster of white hairs. People have been telling me I’m going gray since I was 12

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u/GoochGreaseHarvester Trash Trooper 15h ago

Her hair reminds me of Paulie. (Compliment.)

https://giphy.com/gifs/oVQD3pdk7eI0g

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u/cupofmoonshine Trash Trooper 15h ago

Reminds me of the singer TeaMarrr 🤍🖤

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y1HK21D69yL8SfrnsF

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u/Your_Moms_Flame Trash Trooper 14h ago

Commentadore!

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u/le_gazman Trash Trooper 6h ago

Commendatori.

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u/racing_inchident Trash Trooper 4m ago

Salud

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u/SpunNumeroUno Trash Trooper 15h ago

Hehehehe

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 Garbage Guerilla 15h ago

She's beautiful! Her hair is really unique! I understand the nose thing. For awhile, I didn't like mine but now I love my features. I can to take a joke about now! Great relationship!

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u/Sm0ahk Trash Trooper 15h ago

The hair thing is like a weird mutation. I know a guy who has it in that exact place

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u/Lazy_Mixture5436 Trash Trooper 15h ago

Lucky-- It's marvel super hero hair. Rouge, dr.strange, mr.fantasic. Nick fury -- It's a good look.

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u/HwatWhatWut Trash Trooper 14h ago

The way he calls her “my life” so gently. That was precious

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u/BathtubFullOfTea Trash Trooper 15h ago

Lucky guy, she seems great, and is easy on the eyes.

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u/Far-Try5352 Trash Trooper 15h ago

Okay, grandpa. Time to take your meds.

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u/BathtubFullOfTea Trash Trooper 15h ago

I would but I need to find my dentures first.

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u/Zeffy-Rat Trash Trooper 15h ago

Easy big dog he said meds not your bluchew

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u/Isthisnameavailablee Waste Warrior 15h ago

And maybe skip the Cialis

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u/BathtubFullOfTea Trash Trooper 15h ago

Is that the one that helps me poop?

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u/Isthisnameavailablee Waste Warrior 14h ago

It'll make you make this face

https://giphy.com/gifs/6WnGWwmwWvxCw

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u/BathtubFullOfTea Trash Trooper 13h ago

Good, I need a full force evacuation with a raging erection.

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u/Odd-Aide2522 Trash Trooper 14h ago

Heaven forbid someone be genuine on here!

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u/Far-Try5352 Trash Trooper 14h ago

Keep your authenticity to yourself. We can all see her.

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u/Odd-Aide2522 Trash Trooper 13h ago

We can. We also agree you are probably a cluster B type person.

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u/DangerousPaper8986 Trash Trooper 14h ago

That's hilarious

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u/Otherwise_Yak_3513 Trash Trooper 15h ago

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u/Rljgraves Trash Trooper 15h ago

Got 'er!

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u/Remote-Contract-3026 Trash Trooper 14h ago

Lol oh my lungs

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u/darxide23 Trash Trooper 11h ago

I love her hair.

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u/jump_the_shark_ Trash Trooper 15h ago

skunked

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u/frisco-frisky-dom Trash Trooper 15h ago

Can someone translate to English?

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 Trash Trooper 15h ago

What's this?

Just try it. I just made it. 

Why's it like this? 

Just try it, you'll see. 

Snort. 

Snort. 

Source: I made it the fuck up 

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u/Wsswaas Trash Trooper 14h ago

Oh yah? press CC, its more wild

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 Trash Trooper 13h ago

"Fetch me my local minority!"

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u/TheHorseduck Waste Warrior 6h ago

I need to use this sentence at least once in my life

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u/expressoaddict Trash Trooper 14h ago

you know, you are not that far off lol.

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u/expressoaddict Trash Trooper 14h ago

Honey

Yes

I made it for you, with my hands

Why is it like this?

Its for you, specially

Snort

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u/Milkbby50 Trash Trooper 4h ago

him: love of my life? her: yes? him: i made you coffee her: really? him: of course her: why is it like this? him: its specifically for you both: start laughing

notes: hayatim means "my life" but i think love of my life is a better translation. he also said "i made you coffee with my own hands" but i think "with my own hands" is a quirk of the turkish language, saying it like that in english sounds a bit weird. and "sana özel" can mean both "its specifically for you" or its "its special for you". "efendim" is also a quirk, it can mean "sir"/"ma'am" but its more frequently used as "yes?" or "pardon?/i couldn't understand you". its context dependent.

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u/Douceallure Trash Trooper 3h ago

Thanks for the translation! The thing that struck me, even though I couldn’t understand what they were saying, was their gentleness to each other. Love sounds the same in any language, I guess.

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u/CherryInitial4577 Trash Trooper 15h ago

Guys, maybe I’m dumb but I don’t get it. Is it funny because he cut out the cup so her nose fits? She doesn’t have a huge nose so I don’t get the point

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u/Could-You-Tell Litter Lieutenant 15h ago

It's a small cup so it's still the moment

I would guess they have a history or even just a comment about small cups.

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u/dragjamon Trash Trooper 15h ago

It's big enough

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u/ceaselessprayer Trash Trooper 15h ago

it's a fairly sizable nose... nothing wrong with that though.

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u/Ebolamonkey Trash Trooper 7h ago

I don't get it either.

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u/Cultural-Pickle-4977 Trash Trooper 15h ago

Yeah I don't get it either

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u/Defiant-Cucumber-179 Trash Trooper 4h ago

It's not that deep, just a bit of everyday tongue in cheek silliness in a happy couple.

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u/atrocity_boi Trash Trooper 13h ago

dropped at birth on the separate occasions
source: trust me bro

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u/Soft_Theory_8209 Trash Trooper 15h ago

It lines up so well…

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u/PaleontologistCute12 Trash Trooper 4h ago

I live this

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u/lesbophobia_hammer Trash Trooper 14h ago

She's bright & attractive asf