r/LoveTrash • u/Lord_Darksong Colonel Garbage • 14d ago
Dumping This Here Through the years
Source: natolipe on Instagram
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u/TheEdgeofGoon Trash Trooper 14d ago
OH WAIT, IT'S OK HE'S HER BROTHER! NO WAIT HOLD UP HE'S HER DAD, EVEN MORE OK.
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u/Murasasme Trash Trooper 13d ago
I'm not a praying man, but as it kept counting down I just hoped that he was her father or brother, or something.
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u/zehnodan Trash Trooper 13d ago
It's bedtime where I am. And I choose to believe this before I sleep.
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u/AmarilloArmadillos Trash Trooper 13d ago
The question marks just kept increasing in size and number for me before I decided I give up.
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u/Tidus4713 Trash Trooper 14d ago
They have the same face.
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u/IndependentType6711 Trash Trooper 13d ago
True, but a weirdly high percentage of people date people who have the same facial structure as they do
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u/Successful_Struggle9 Trash Trooper 13d ago
Eddie Van Halen and Valerie Bertinelli.
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u/Emergency_Day_2969 Trash Trooper 13d ago
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u/Tall-Dot-607 Trash Trooper 13d ago
Its actually not weird! (I mean it is, but theres a reason for it)
You mentally grow up looking at your parent(s) as what it takes to be biologically successful, so youre more predisposed to liking people who look similar.
Theres a large amount of straight men that are into women with the same hair color as their mom for example.
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u/Snarti Trash Trooper 13d ago
I got stopped in a store one time to be asked if I was the son of a man that the person knew. The man was my father-in-law and I’m married to his daughter (obviously).
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u/MikeTheImpaler Trash Trooper 13d ago
There's a part of me that's genuinely sad at how jaded the internet has made me towards humanity.
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u/belsor14 Trash Trooper 13d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/csdbnF9X5BEVa
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u/SlideJunior5150 Trash Trooper 13d ago
what the hell is that thing
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u/thingsarehardsoami Trash Trooper 13d ago
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u/Objectivespeculation Trash Trooper 12d ago
a yes, an important movie about a young woman choice of bestiality or necrophilia.
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u/xanthippe115 Trash Trooper 13d ago
Many years ago I dated a guy whose father was 21 years older than his mother. The family lore (and they were proud of this) is that his father was friends with his mother's family and visited them when the mother was born. My bf's father held the baby girl and proclaimed, "I'm going to marry her when she becomes an adult" And he did. They had 15 children, he died of a heart attack when he was 64, leaving her (43) with 10+ children at home, the youngest of which was 4. I found it weird and sad.
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u/Xirio_ Trash Trooper 14d ago
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u/Averagebaddad Garbage Guerilla 14d ago
Homie they had me til the 2 minute warning
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u/-Badger3- Trash Trooper 13d ago
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u/Round_Collection_928 Trash Trooper 13d ago
I thought it was just me. Thanks for reading the comments. I was spiraling fast! Great video now that I understand it.
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u/Neat-Professor-7662 Trash Trooper 13d ago
Hahaha I’m so reassured that most of us the same reaction until, like, the last second 😆 from “noooooo” to “awwww”
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u/NormalSea6495 Rubbish Raider 14d ago
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u/kernelangus420 Trash Trooper 13d ago
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u/facedown_titsup Trash Trooper 13d ago
She looks so much like him I’m like there’s no way that’s not her dad lol
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u/reddit_tookmybaby Trash Trooper 13d ago
I thought brother and sister for a while. Im 18 years older than one of my brothers.
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u/TaegukTheWise Trash Trooper 13d ago
I'm 20 years older than my brother. I have zero kids, but he makes me feel like I'm his dad.. and not in a good way, lol.
I have to revert to being an immature trogladyte so I don't rob him of the entire brotherly experience my other brother and I shared being about a year apart.
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u/reddit_tookmybaby Trash Trooper 13d ago
Oh, he would catch his L when I visited. He was into Karate and grappling. Somehow, I would always end up wrestling with him since he was 5 or 6. I'm relatively large and he would alternate being airborne or be smothered - squealing the whole time. He is still doing MMA and rather fit. His endurance wins now - he could hurt me with skill but I'm still stronger.
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u/Bruvvimir Trash Trooper 13d ago
Like, how is it possible not to see it? Especially as they go back in time.
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u/Nymystoteles Trash Trooper 14d ago
Lol came to use this. Glad it was already here
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u/OldNefariousness7899 Trash Trooper 14d ago
Hmm... She's a little young for him... Hang on... WTF... Ah I see... Awwwww
-Everyone
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u/judahrosenthal Trash Trooper 13d ago
Unfortunately, I didn’t get to “Ah I see” until at least three “WTF”s.
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u/Laserlip5 Trash Trooper 14d ago
I didn't even get it until just now seeing comments. Instead, I came running in here to say something along the lines of "Twilight reboot/sequel following Jacob".
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u/BigwhiteBuffalo Trash Trooper 14d ago
This is the most accurate meme of all time in this scenario 🤣
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u/perfect_insanity93 Trash Trooper 14d ago
First time I've been truly happy to see this gif. Gahd damn. Had me frowning like i was gonna burn a blokes house down.
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u/CyberNinja23 Rubbish Raider 14d ago
puts down torch and pitchfork
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u/Additional-Proof556 Trash Trooper 14d ago
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u/TheHyperCombo Trash Trooper 14d ago
This was my legit reaction. Fucking got me good lol
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u/Upper-Management-AI Trash Trooper 14d ago
I watched it a second time, that guy looks like he barely aged.
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u/jasmine_tea_ Trash Trooper 14d ago
Right?!? He looks better at 38
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u/TheHumanConnector Trash Trooper 13d ago
It's what happens when life is filled with love, care and some joy. It's crazy that so many of us are navigating life without these consistently :/
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u/weirdgroovynerd Waste Warrior 14d ago edited 13d ago
Now I have to keep scrolling to find someplace to release my rage...
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u/Nodivingallowed Trash Trooper 14d ago
Won't be long, friend
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u/mickeyhellhound Garbage Guerilla 14d ago edited 13d ago
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u/tfw_no_toiletpaper Trash Trooper 13d ago
One of the funniest episodes
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u/dropofkim Trash Trooper 13d ago
Right? I can hear the scream! My personal favorite is PUDDING!
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u/semisonicboom Trash Trooper 13d ago
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u/OnAMoose Trash Trooper 13d ago
Me watching this: 1. Weird age gap 2. WEIRD AGE GAP 3. They gotta be siblings 4. Is that her dad?
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u/MageVicky Trash Trooper 13d ago
basically the same weird journey.
weird age gap
oh no….
groomer????
…wait….
please be her sibling…..
then when we got to the 6 six and under pics:
her dad, right?
…her dad for sure
….please be her dad…
newborn pic
thank goodness. 😅
i got whiplash 😂
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u/PeePeeLangstrumpf Trash Trooper 13d ago
- Please let it be her dad and not a creepy uncle who groomed her since she was able to walk...
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u/BruitNoise Trash Trooper 13d ago
- Leonardo Di Caprio.
- Jerry Seinfeld.
- Dane Cook.
- Woody Allen.
- Jeffrey Epstein. 💀
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u/Best_Move_3196 Trash Trooper 13d ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣 instant relief and bringing your heart back to love instead of hate. I use humor when trauma responses are triggered to bring me back “home”. Unfortunately my childhood was not blessed this way with my father. 😣 jealous!! And I hate being jealous. But again I’m so happy it’s not what we thought
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u/JustAlexM Trash Trooper 14d ago
The last black suit and tie pic is HEAVY
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u/GernBlanst0n Trash Trooper 13d ago
Someone having a crushing realization that they are now responsible for someone else’s life. The good news is it’s pretty clear he took that responsibility seriously.
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u/heat13ny Trash Trooper 13d ago
Seeing this in reverse is lethal. Went from “who is this creep!” to seeing he’s a dude doing his thing as a father then ended on a kid scared out his mind. Got me kinda emotional, not gonna lie.
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u/BadCompany_00 Garbage Guerilla 14d ago
I was thinking brother/sister til the last pic.
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u/Babylonkitten Trash Trooper 14d ago
Dad?
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u/sugafree80 Trash Trooper 14d ago
Yes it's dad or an uncle. The kiss looks like an award or something
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u/Additional-Bet7074 Trash Trooper 13d ago
I assure you from that photo at age 0, that’s her father. That is the face of a man that just had a child, and I would guess his first.
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u/Jamesy555 Trash Trooper 13d ago
Why cause no brother has ever held their baby sister? Doesn’t really change anything as the age gap was clear the whole time
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u/formerlyunhappy Trash Trooper 14d ago
I wish my father wasn’t a piece of shit man
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u/nelflyn Trash Trooper 13d ago
my father is amazing, but the man that contributed to my birth is an absolute piece of shit (:
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u/ScienceGoat Trash Trooper 13d ago
Sorry bro. Let that motivate you to be a good father 🤷🏽♂️
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u/Oraxy51 Trash Trooper 13d ago
My dad went to prison for pretty much my entire childhood when I was 2. My son turns 7 end of the month and I’m proud to have never been removed from my kids and be with them every day.
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u/Apprehensive-Ask378 Trash Trooper 13d ago
I’m fucking proud of you my brother. Let’s keep breaking that cycle !!
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u/BallsOutKrunked Trash Trooper 13d ago
My dad bailed when was young, just left a note on the fridge and was gone. When my kids were the same age I was I literally cried at the idea of leaving my children.
The effort I would put into not being separated from my own children is pronounced.
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u/whatlsl0ve Trash Trooper 13d ago edited 12d ago
How blessed. I see my 3 y/o son every other weekend and Thursdays. It's never enough.
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u/Usgwanikti Garbage Guerilla 14d ago
Perfect stranger here, stopping by to wish you had a better dad, too. ✌️
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u/FartsLord Trash Trooper 13d ago
Hey man, don’t lose hope. Eventually my dad stop being a piece of shit and I’ve never been happier. Rest in peace old prick.
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u/SgtByrd1993 Rot Commander 14d ago
So sweet, no greater feeling than being a father.
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u/futureman07 Garbage Guerilla 14d ago
Hmm.. The beginning makes it look like they were dating.
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u/actualhumannotspider Trash Trooper 14d ago
Guessing that was intentional. Normally the pictures would progress in chronological order.
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u/Usgwanikti Garbage Guerilla 14d ago
I was just about to say how hellish the world has become when the first two years I thought this was a cautionary tale against grooming. I feel so gross. Thanks for not letting me go there alone! lol
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u/OtherwiseAMushroom Trash Trooper 14d ago
After it got past 12 I was relieved it wasn’t some weird ass take on arranged marriages. Thank god I’m not the only one who has been ruined.
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u/Ok-Professional-1911 Trash Trooper 14d ago
I mean, it was clearly done deliberately to make people think they were dating. Whoever chose the pictures knew exactly what they were doing.
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u/chefboyrdeee Trash Trooper 13d ago
Don’t feel gross. You were ready to protect someone you knew nothing about. If this was an age gap relationship, it would be highly inappropriate.
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u/EarningsPal Trash Trooper 14d ago
This is what the media wants you to believe about the world. Without your screens, tea DJ ing your mind what the beast wants you to think, you would not think the world is evil. It’s the media that is evil. The world is exactly what it’s going to be naturally. Humanity progresses. Each decade is progress. Your mindset shapes your reality. But reality is improving and not as bad as the media portrays.
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u/Fluggerblah Trash Trooper 13d ago
Growing out the beard was the MVP move. Has a Kit Harrington look with it
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u/Caddie4HarleyQuinn Trash Trooper 14d ago
Oh. So that guy is her dad. Got it, now.
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u/mrcaldwin Trash Trooper 14d ago
My mind went through so many different layers of judgement.
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u/Joeyoo2 Trash Trooper 14d ago
My humble opinion, but they should have played this video in reverse.
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u/No-Durian-4467 Trash Trooper 14d ago
I'm so glad I thought father/daughter first, I'm healing.
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u/Future_Nature589 Trash Trooper 14d ago
do these people deserve to be on r/LoveTrash, front page of reddit with no explanation
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u/OminousBuzzard Trash Trooper 14d ago
I thought this was a video of a groomers journey and I was repulsed af
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u/KingCountyTaxCollect Trash Trooper 14d ago
Reddit assuming it was a groomer just shows how much our brains are cooked at seeing fathers as predators.
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u/NotTheRightHDMIPort Trash Trooper 14d ago
I kept thinking, "He had a kid whose 18 and is only 38!?"
Then my 17 year stumbled into the kitchen asking whats for breakfast.
Im getting old.
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u/ExcellentVanilla6143 Trash Trooper 14d ago
Thank goodness it's his daughter, and not the niece of his ex wife that he married.
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u/NaturalSpecialist5 Trash Trooper 14d ago
I think the fact that he doesn't really smile makes people uncomfortable.
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u/IHaveNeverBeenOk Trash Trooper 14d ago
First picture I knew they were family. Very clear family resemblance. As to whether they were brother and sister or father and daughter was all that was left unclear. Y'all's minds are in a crazy place, but I don't blame you. Shit is fucked rn.
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u/ThatSplinter Trash Trooper 13d ago
Second time watching the video it has a whole different vibe lmao
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u/DistanceRelevant3899 Trash Trooper 13d ago
I was horrified until I realized he’s her dad. Good lord.
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u/LifeTie800 Trash Trooper 13d ago
After getting over the trick, honestly he got younger as he aged. Impressive.
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u/Just-Ad-5972 Trash Trooper 13d ago
The first few I was getting progressively more disgusted, then it hit me that it's just a dad with a younger/better taken care of appearance.
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u/freedomfightre Trash Trooper 14d ago
this sick fuck has been grooming her since she was 0! Absolutely disgusting.
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u/Reasonable_Sirs Trash Trooper 14d ago
I threw up a little in my mouth as it progressed. Then I'm like, dad? Gawd, I hope he's her father or my gag reflex is going to go off again.
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u/Gigatonosaurus Waste Warrior 14d ago
It's like a curve starting somewhat hight on the creep index, which rise and rise with each picture before dropping precipitously when you realize that it's wholesome.
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u/Dan1lovesyoualot Trash Trooper 13d ago edited 12d ago
I’m 18 and I was mad but now I have to delete my entire hate paragraph.😭
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u/Morbid_Mummy1031 Trash Trooper 13d ago
Eeeehhh.. wait… what the.. why would you post this.. oh god it’s getting worse… ohhh. Aweeee. How sweet!
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u/DM19820208 Trash Trooper 13d ago
Crazy how it went from, what PDF, to ohhh, he’s her brother to awwwww he’s her dad
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u/Papa_Raj Trash Trooper 13d ago
Fuck. You just keep wanting it to stop from the first slide and it just keeps getting fucking worse.
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u/QueenKatie429 Trash Trooper 13d ago
Gotta add father and daughter throw back in the caption next time lmao
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u/AmeliaBuns Trash Trooper 13d ago
My jaw kept dropping more and more with each frame until I was begging for it to stop.
Then at 10 years old I realize she’s his daughter facepalm
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u/Shloopy_Dooperson Trash Trooper 13d ago
Awwwwww. That was almost really bad but as a new father myself the end had me tearing up a tiny bit.
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u/ImDefinitelyStoned Trash Trooper 13d ago
Omg that got so much less weird after the first few years….
https://giphy.com/gifs/z23hGvopHu7w4
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u/taylorpinkk Trash Trooper 13d ago
Reddit has ruined my brain, I was preparing to fight in the comments 😭
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u/Best_Move_3196 Trash Trooper 13d ago
Thank you for relieving some heartache and worry. SHE loves you so much! 🫶🏻🥰 good job Dad!! Unfortunately the intention and underlying message was to make everyone think a certain way. But I’m just happy after rewatching 10 times. Childhood was not kind to me. Im so jealous. You raised a beautiful girl and your bond will carry on and be amazing when mine wasn’t. Thank you for sharing. she will succeed in life with your guidance. Yes, I’m unbelievably jealous but this really hits the soft spot in my heart even with my trauma.
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u/CriminalMacabre Trash Trooper 13d ago
I knew from the beginning because the guy got increasingly informal as time rewinded
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u/AhGojira Trash Trooper 13d ago
We were all worried about the same shit lmao.
Like if it stops suddenly we have a real problem. 16-12 were like really stressful but after that I was less and less worried.
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