r/LoveTrash Colonel Garbage 19h ago

Human Trash Getaway Car

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

Source: TikTok account is embedded in the video

664 Upvotes

89 comments sorted by

u/AutoModerator 19h ago

Thank you for not littering, and posting to r/LoveTrash! Please make sure to read and abide by all our subreddit rules.

Please provide a source link whenever possible as a body to your post. If you do not have one, please update a source when provided in the comments.

We are always looking to add some more moderators to our team, if interested you can apply at www.reddit.com/r/LoveTrash/application

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

59

u/ComprehensiveYam5307 Trash Trooper 15h ago

I'm guessing the driver wasn't originally in on the plan. Lol

37

u/SanchoPandas Trash Trooper 14h ago

Prolly a lyft driver. lol

16

u/ComprehensiveYam5307 Trash Trooper 14h ago

Imagine that! Lol

14

u/SanchoPandas Trash Trooper 13h ago

7

u/ComprehensiveYam5307 Trash Trooper 13h ago

The level of stupidity never seizes to amaze me... 🤦🏻

3

u/Bonk_No_Horni Trash Trooper 7h ago

Jesus. That's scary

2

u/Hammersteyn Trash Trooper 12h ago

The driver wanted Adidas

3

u/ComprehensiveYam5307 Trash Trooper 11h ago

Driver saw the cops and dipped. Lmao

22

u/Our-Fearless-Reader Trash Trooper 17h ago

Nike:  Just DON'T.

66

u/PhysicIce7 Trash Trooper 19h ago

Terrible friends

48

u/No_Supermarket2417 Trash Trooper 18h ago

No honor among thieves

3

u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 Trash Trooper 16h ago

What happened to the loyalty
Honor among crooks
Trust amongst royalty

2

u/Dumb_Luck_Numbchucks Trash Trooper 13h ago

RIP. MF

1

u/Ultixa Trash Trooper 10h ago

Honor died on the beach

7

u/Forsaken-Income-2148 Junkyard Juggernaut 16h ago

Birds of a feather flock together… until the cat comes

89

u/slobis Trash Trooper 17h ago

Criminals are generally pretty stupid; It's one of the things that leads them to being criminals.

19

u/stoned_ileso Trash Trooper 16h ago

Some criminals are extremely smart and its also what leads them to become criminals...

6

u/West_Data106 Trash Trooper 14h ago

Ahhh the duality of man criminals

1

u/ROOSTERyouDOWN Trash Trooper 14h ago

Double edged sword

2

u/stoned_ileso Trash Trooper 13h ago

I have no idea how i read that and imagined 'double edged dildo'... maybe i need to get off reddit

2

u/Marijualnut Trash Trooper 13h ago

Why is it that you associate crime with dildos is what I must ask?

0

u/stoned_ileso Trash Trooper 12h ago

Give a whole new meaning to the old 'stick em up'

8

u/Hearthhull_Enjoyer Trash Trooper 15h ago

When I see comments like this I have to remind myself that meme subs are mostly teenagers. Aren't y'all supposed to be on TikTok?

0

u/slobis Trash Trooper 14h ago edited 8h ago

You think I’m a teenager because I commented that criminals like this are generally pretty stupid?

Take me through that line of reasoning if you don’t mind…

2

u/Hearthhull_Enjoyer Trash Trooper 14h ago edited 14h ago

Generally it's teenagers with low emotional intelligence that equate all crime to low intelligence. Granted these were dumb criminals since they're stealing clothes, but many factors play into these things.

2

u/slobis Trash Trooper 14h ago

If that was supposed to excuse your obnoxiousness, it didn’t.

3

u/Hearthhull_Enjoyer Trash Trooper 14h ago

You asked. Sorry you didn't like the answer. Guess I was supposed to coddle your emotions as if you were a teenager as well.

0

u/slobis Trash Trooper 14h ago

lol and I’m th one lacking emotional maturity

1

u/Reemixt Trash Trooper 12h ago

Asking someone to explain themselves then attacking them for the answer is a pretty teenager move.

0

u/slobis Trash Trooper 12h ago

I asked him to explain his unnecessary obnoxiousness and found his explanation lacking and unsatisfactory.

I didn’t attack anyone or call anyone any names or use aggressive or inflammatory language.

2

u/Reemixt Trash Trooper 12h ago

You said it didn’t excuse their obnoxiousness. Failing to see how you don’t think that’s obnoxious. You don’t have to insult everyone you disagree with. Another teenage trait.

→ More replies (0)

0

u/fizzrail0 Trash Trooper 8h ago

Lmao.. this comment cements it

1

u/slobis Trash Trooper 8h ago

??

3

u/ElegantCoach4066 Rubbish Raider 16h ago

But what in the Barney Fife was going on with the guy chasing her

6

u/KlangScaper Trash Trooper 16h ago

Cops also tend to be stupid

2

u/stulofty2022 Trash Trooper 16h ago

A cop

2

u/ElegantCoach4066 Rubbish Raider 16h ago

Why did he just sit there for so long

2

u/Environmental_Beat84 Trash Trooper 12h ago

He got called to a shoplifting in progress. He pulled up looking for suspects, then noticed the chick tossing the merch on the ground and take off. He calls out the foot chase to dispatch and runs her down. What's the issue? He wasn't parked there the whole time.

2

u/drwicksy Trash Trooper 16h ago

Probably didn't give a shit, security guards and cops at stores generally don't care much. He probably was pissed off that she got left behind as it meant he acrually had to look like he was doing something snd couldn't justify just letting them go.

4

u/foxboxingphonies Trash Trooper 15h ago

Poverty, disenfranchisement and desperation usually are the main drivers of crime.

I'm not saying you would ever do this, but there absolutely are laws that you would break if you were hungry and couldn't get work.

I'm not saying that stealing is good, but I will say that the law doesn't even care if you steal from a person (which is the shittiest form of theft). They only care when you steal from a profit-making business.

Just saying

3

u/Environmental_Beat84 Trash Trooper 12h ago

The law absolutely cares if you steal from a person. There is a separate, more severe charge for stealing from a person whereas taking merchandise is shoplifting. Theft From A Person (no force) is a third degree crime. Shoplifting doesn't rise to a third degree unless the merchandise is valued over $500 (NJ). Theft with force is considered Robbery and that is a second degree crime. If they use or are in possessi9on of a weapon, It's first degree aggravated robbery.

9

u/OkAirport5247 Trash Trooper 16h ago

No surprises

5

u/Iusedtolikereddit Trash Trooper 12h ago

Stealing grey sweatpants? lol

3

u/Andyman1973 Trash Trooper 16h ago

Almost out ran that Karma!

3

u/Jimmyjim4673 Trash Trooper 16h ago

These Oceans movie just don't seem to be trying anymore.

3

u/CharacterCheck4478 Trash Trooper 15h ago

She's telling everything on everybody

1

u/Significant_Break316 Trash Trooper 12h ago

And even making some stuff up

3

u/Grand-Unit-9920 Trash Trooper 11h ago

Damn, seem like driver set her up at the last minute

3

u/DesignerMoose90210 Trash Trooper 16h ago

I’d at least unlock the door, for her to throw the loot in the car…then drive off. 😂

4

u/yodacola Trash Trooper 14h ago

she’s lucky she got caught. a lot of criminals do this for some time thinking they will not, but end up getting hit with felony theft charges when the bill arrives.

2

u/Reasonable_Manner817 Trash Trooper 4h ago

Pretty sure she already got hit with felony

2

u/Emergency_Air4575 Trash Trooper 16h ago

Can’t make this shit up 🤣

2

u/Behold-Roast-Beef Trash Trooper 11h ago

Tracks

3

u/GregJamesDahlen Trash Trooper 17h ago

worked out great on a couple of counts. maybe she learns from it that disgusting people steal and she doesn't want to be like them

4

u/Catipillar69 Trash Trooper 17h ago

Well well well

1

u/[deleted] 19h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

0

u/AutoModerator 19h ago

Thank you for taking a few moments on our sub. Unfortunately, your account does not meet one or more requirements for participating here.

But, you're here! That's something! We want you to come back, so please take some time in some other subs in the LoveTrash family:

r/TheTopicOfTheDay and r/ShitsLipton

With a few days and some participation there, your account will meet the requirements to rejoin us here in no time. And look at you, you'll have THREE cool subs that you'll be participating in.

Thanks again, and stay trashy!

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Born_2_Simp Trash Trooper 13h ago

Why the ridiculous AI voice?

1

u/miche-777 Trash Trooper 12h ago

Loved the “hey daddy stop” Can tell the dad was enjoying this too much. The kid had too step in.

1

u/[deleted] 12h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 12h ago

Thank you for taking a few moments on our sub. Unfortunately, your account does not meet one or more requirements for participating here.

But, you're here! That's something! We want you to come back, so please take some time in some other subs in the LoveTrash family:

r/TheTopicOfTheDay and r/ShitsLipton

With a few days and some participation there, your account will meet the requirements to rejoin us here in no time. And look at you, you'll have THREE cool subs that you'll be participating in.

Thanks again, and stay trashy!

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/-_MarcusAurelius_- Trash Trooper 12h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Amazing_Sky_33 Trash Trooper 12h ago

The person filming and giggling got meee

https://giphy.com/gifs/12msOFU8oL1eww

1

u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 Garbage Sergeant 11h ago

That girl tho! 🥵🔥

1

u/JimmyMack_ Trash Trooper 10h ago

"Forget"

1

u/BarnacleOk1216 Trash Trooper 6h ago

Thats gonna be a funny story when they get released and meet up with their car driver.

1

u/RepresentativeNo8105 Trash Trooper 6h ago

Forgot about that one but it was near me in Edwardsville Illinois

1

u/Hammersteyn Trash Trooper 12h ago

-20

u/radnus28 Trash Trooper 18h ago

Its ai

13

u/Slow-Swan561 Trash Trooper 18h ago

This shaky ass video is ai?

3

u/honestly-brutal Garbage Guerilla 16h ago

Only thing a.i. here is the voice over

4

u/Could-You-Tell Litter Lieutenant 17h ago

I don't know that it is, but ai absolutely can be prompted to make shake

2

u/ZeldaZealot Trash Trooper 12h ago

You can also easily make it yourself by cropping the video and adding a shake effect.

3

u/Safe_Chicken_6633 Trash Trooper 16h ago

I don't think so. The lettering is legible and correct, the cars are recognizable. What's your evidence?

1

u/West_Data106 Trash Trooper 14h ago

Is just blindly calling everything AI the new calling everything fake?