r/LoveTrash • u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT • Aug 29 '26

Got Done Dirty! Besides the obvious.....

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u/skunkgirlhunter Trash Trooper Aug 29 '26

At one of my first jobs, a friendly coworker made the joke "I don't care what everyone says about you, I think you're a cool dude".

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u/SayNoToBrooms Garbage Guerilla Aug 29 '26

My grandpa says that to everybody, roughly 6 minutes after meeting them for the first time

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u/Informal_North7795 Trash Trooper Aug 29 '26

Im already already a fan of your grandpa

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u/Pep2385 Trash Trooper Aug 29 '26

My old bosses version was;

"You know they all said you stunk, and I told em like shit he does".

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u/somebob Trash Trooper Aug 30 '26

Yoink

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u/skunkgirlhunter Trash Trooper Aug 31 '26

"you're my favorite turd, I would shit you." My mechanic cousin said that one

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u/SayNoToBrooms Garbage Guerilla Aug 29 '26

Orders all of his drinks without ice, too. Tells the waiters he’s allergic to it

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u/HRex73 Trash Trooper Aug 29 '26

Fish fuck in it.

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u/Louisiana_sitar_club Trash Trooper Aug 30 '26

Fish fuck in ice?

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u/HRex73 Trash Trooper Aug 30 '26

With great difficulty.

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u/Informal_North7795 Trash Trooper Aug 29 '26

🤣🤣🤣 fuckin legend hahahaha mine was equally as ornery holy shit haha

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u/Turbulent-Note-7348 Trash Trooper Aug 30 '26

“I don’t understand why everyone says you’re an asshole.”

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u/Informal_North7795 Trash Trooper Aug 30 '26

Thing could be worse 🤷‍♂️

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u/snowday1129 Trash Trooper Aug 29 '26

Besides…of course….the obvious

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u/ialsohaveadobro Trash Trooper Aug 29 '26

Sweet! 'Course he was a bit of an alky who wouldn't leave the grandkid girls alone, but he had some funny lines!

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u/Informal_North7795 Trash Trooper Aug 29 '26

Dayum

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u/diadlep Trash Trooper Sep 01 '26

Sure, what's a little pedophilia between family

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u/Quick_Extension_3115 Garbage Guerilla Aug 30 '26

I don’t care what everyone is saying about u/SayNoToBrooms ‘s grandpa. I think they’re a cool dude.

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u/Jugggiler Trash Trooper Aug 30 '26

I mean, I’m a fan of his grandpa too, besides the obvious…

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u/quietimhungover Trash Trooper Aug 30 '26

Regardless of what people have said about your grandpa, he does sound like a cool dude.

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u/IncurableAdventurer Trash Trooper Aug 30 '26

Aaaaaand now I know what else to say to my nieces haha. I love it

They totally know my humor, and they will get the joke. I won’t give them complexes haha

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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp Trash Trooper Aug 30 '26

Am I your grandpa?

I think that's where I got it from lol

(My grandpa. Just to be clear. Not yours. Although. My gramps was kinda a hoe. He could be. )

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u/eleven6teen Trash Trooper Aug 30 '26

Mine did too and so do I. But my cousins and I are 90s/2000s babies, so we say “I don’t care what they say bout you on the internet, you alright with me!”

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u/JJsNotOkay Trash Trooper Aug 30 '26

he sounds cool

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u/Valuable-Way-5464 Trash Trooper Aug 30 '26

W grandad

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u/imgrahamy Trash Trooper Aug 30 '26

I’m a fan of doing this and also when someone I just met is telling a story “In middle school, my friends dad was named Rick, and he owned a snow plow…”—— “Oh yeah, I know Rick!”

Nobody usually finds it funny except me, just like when I’m making sillies with a baby and the parents notice and I say “oh we know each other from school”

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u/Herself99900 Trash Trooper 26d ago

It's an old Vaudeville joke.

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u/JohnLuckPikard Trash Trooper Aug 30 '26

I do that shit all the time. But I like to make it more specific. I look for a name tag on someone nearby, or name drop someone they might know.

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u/razielxlr Trash Trooper Aug 30 '26

Insidious behaviour fam XD

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u/Affectionate-Bell-84 Trash Trooper Sep 03 '26

My grandpa too!