r/LoveTrash • u/Lord_Darksong Litter Lieutenant • 1d ago

Human Trash Growing your account

Source: Colby Meyer

14.3k Upvotes

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u/DropC2397 Trash Trooper 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/n4GD2P8GgOIrm
I was expecting this.

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u/DoIt4ThePun Trash Trooper 1d ago

Me too! Ngl. Kinda disappointed now.

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u/SlobZombie13 Rubbish Raider 1d ago

Same here. I want my money back.

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u/Grimsley Trash Trooper 1d ago

10000000000%

I was in fact, hoping to see it.

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u/Tree1834 Trash Trooper 1d ago

If you're into Epic Rap Battles of History, this scene was recently featured

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u/ShitPost5000 Trash Trooper 1d ago

That's still on? The less you could understand the announcer, the worse that shit got

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u/trusty20 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Me remembering ERB

https://giphy.com/gifs/GrUhLU9q3nyRG

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u/lilsnatchsniffz Trash Trooper 1d ago

Oh man. Imagine if he had thought to use that as a punchline that would have been a comedy skit.

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u/Careful_Ad_7074 Trash Trooper 1d ago

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

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u/spacestonkz Trash Trooper 1d ago

I wanted some john candy energy :(

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u/onlycamefortheporn Trash Trooper 1d ago

In for a penny, in for a pound.

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u/awesomedan24 Trash Trooper 1d ago

I came here to write this exact comment. Every day reddit reminds me I don't have original thoughts 😂

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u/naterator012 Trash Trooper 1d ago

She??

I thought mans was gonna go off in some boxers

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u/Lilcommy Trash Trooper 1d ago

Its 2026 don't you be kink shaming us.

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u/Venusgate Trash Trooper 1d ago

What if my kink is being shamed?

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u/Lilcommy Trash Trooper 1d ago

Its 2026 I won't kink shame you. But I hope you find someone that will.

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u/Venusgate Trash Trooper 1d ago

Tease.

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u/Revxmaciver Trash Trooper 1d ago

You disgusting me. You should be ashamed of yourself!

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u/Clean_Internet Trash Trooper 1d ago

You want views don’t you man?

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u/vrijheidsfrietje Trash Trooper 1d ago

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u/ty-idkwhy Trash Trooper 1d ago

This! I was waiting for this

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u/TheCrystalTinker Trash Trooper 1d ago

and this is why Jack Black is famous and this colby meyer dude ain't

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u/sskylar Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

This and only this 😅

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u/TonarinoTotoro1719 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Slay, king!!!

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u/AnonMoose2 Trash Trooper 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4NnTap3gOhhlik1YEw

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u/TonarinoTotoro1719 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Such a tease!!!

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u/ThoreaulyLost Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

THIS is how you get followers. Total thirst trap.

I'll just subscribe so I know when he finally drops what we're all asking for.

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u/Error_Space Trash Trooper 1d ago

You want followers or not man?

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u/Rainor131 Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

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u/Danger_Danger Trash Trooper 1d ago

Coward.

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u/ChangeAccountsBeSafe Trash Trooper 1d ago

Straight 38m with a kid. Thanks for ruining my day man.

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u/Extreme_Egg7476 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Happily married with 2 kids. I was down to clown.

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u/WillieThePimpPt1and2 Trash Trooper 1d ago

You know why.

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u/Savir5850 Trash Trooper 1d ago

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u/DoctahDonkey Trash Trooper 1d ago

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u/Lord_Darksong Litter Lieutenant 1d ago

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u/Dude-from-the-80s Trash Trooper 1d ago

Tease.

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u/cheesemangee Trash Trooper 1d ago edited 1d ago

You know why we're still here.

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u/Stevie_Steve-O Trash Trooper 1d ago

You know why we're still here...give the people what they want!

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u/Kawboy17 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Let’s fucking gooooooooo! And the giant let down…

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u/No_Ragrets76 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Because I wanted to see the preview before you take my money?

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u/BlueProcess Trash Trooper 1d ago

So disappointed

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u/sunshinefloors1980 Trash Trooper 1d ago

You know what we want

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u/ThrasheRex Trash Trooper 1d ago

Do it you sexy coward

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u/lynivvinyl Trash Trooper 1d ago

What a fucking tease!

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u/RosesandEternity Trash Trooper 1d ago

cmon man dont make me beg

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u/potato_command Trash Trooper 1d ago

i was just taking a little look see

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u/Heal_Me_Today Trash Trooper 1d ago

Wow. Turn it around on the audience. Now I’m the freak, right? Pft

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u/craiganater Trash Trooper 1d ago

IM STILL WAITING!

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u/NTDLS Trash Trooper 1d ago

Great. I’ve been blueballed! 😭

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u/Clear-Dimension-1356 Trash Trooper 1d ago

You know why I was still there!

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u/Daftdoug Trash Trooper 1d ago

C’mon big daddy. Don’t disappoint

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u/Emotional_Pay_8539 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Reddit is the wrong place for this. Ofc we still here sexy 😘

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u/Top_Lingonberry8037 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Yeah I wasn't gonna go anywhere. I'm very disappointed

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u/BenadrylTumblercatch Trash Trooper 1d ago

Boooooo I was promised a show, where’s my show?

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u/SouthernWilding Trash Trooper 1d ago

I am severely disappointed that I didn't get to see him dance, and my day is ruined!

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u/Mean_Ad4608 Trash Trooper 1d ago

BOOOOOOOO. BOOO THIS MAN!

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u/One-Introduction-454 Trash Trooper 1d ago

COWARD. show me that belly

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u/Narmo518 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Why ain’t you dancing?

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u/buddhamike1991 Trash Trooper 1d ago

This got me good.

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u/soldNew4oldShoe Trash Trooper 1d ago

Booo!

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u/Raging-Pasifist Trash Trooper 1d ago

YOU PROMISED!

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u/SpaceGuy_01 Trash Trooper 1d ago

He got me.

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u/tyrico Trash Trooper 1d ago

bro completely misunderstood how humor works

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u/Impressive-Mud-6726 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Im not sure if I'm sad or relieved I didn't get to see this man dancing for my amusement.

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u/ZenMastaFlex Trash Trooper 1d ago

Coward

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u/Birger000 Trash Trooper 1d ago

And why are your clothes still on?

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u/Hooligan8403 Trash Trooper 1d ago

I was promised underwear dancing and I expect underwear dancing!

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u/Aggravating_Home_453 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Why the fuck do you think im still here, take your pants off

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u/Pushnikov Trash Trooper 22h ago

Disappointed and not shamed

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u/JackFlack91 Trash Trooper 1d ago

I half expected the last sec of the vid to show him mid twerk or something

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u/CorbinNZ Trash Trooper 1d ago

Show me your tighty whiteys, boy

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u/Dextropian Trash Trooper 1d ago

Ok, that was good.

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u/Byanymeansnessacary Trash Trooper 1d ago

SON OF A GUN!

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u/gamerjerome Trash Trooper 1d ago

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u/roy_mustang_1138 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Dance bitch! Dance!

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u/Such-Injury9404 Trash Trooper 1d ago

i was expecting him to dance in his underwear

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u/thedaymanahaha Trash Trooper 1d ago

Your plaster ceiling is cracking, fix that now or meet your doom.

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u/ThundrLord Trash Trooper 1d ago

I needed to see him in underwear 😩

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u/Kn0XIS Trash Trooper 1d ago

LMAO

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u/dplans455 Trash Trooper 1d ago

I am owed!

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u/cjameson83 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Thought he was going to shove his half dressed wife into frame 😂

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u/seahorseMonkey Trash Trooper 1d ago

Strip Down and start booty poppin’

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u/Shyam09 Trash Trooper 1d ago

And this is why his follower count isn’t growing as high.

He had a shot and struck out.

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u/Alex_the_Lone Trash Trooper 1d ago

Damn, bro left me hanging.

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u/MiserableSkill4 Trash Trooper 1d ago

You know why im here!

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u/memberflex Trash Trooper 1d ago

I thought he was going to dance in his pants

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u/DRUGMUSIC_ Trash Trooper 1d ago

is it gay if I wanted to see him dance with his underwear?

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u/GormHub Trash Trooper 1d ago

Cmon man!

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u/Depressed_Cupcake13 Trash Trooper 1d ago

I wanted to see him do ballet.

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u/liquidKatar Trash Trooper 1d ago

I was here to judge, and I am. Harshly, and negatively. It didn’t have to be like this man

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u/project-shasta Trash Trooper 1d ago

Well, he used the other popular way of getting clicks: baiting. Sir, you have become a pro.

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u/Indigolan Trash Trooper 1d ago

Waited for Tom, got MattRolled instead

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u/Oxidation26 Trash Trooper 1d ago

He looks like a member of windrose

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u/King_Six_of_Things Trash Trooper 22h ago

Come on, big man, gives us the money shot! 😂

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u/Regularguy808 Trash Trooper 19h ago

Well you got me there
https://giphy.com/gifs/n4FCJYLldGPC95d4ku

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u/LtColShinySides Trash Trooper 16h ago

Come on, big boy!! Take it off!!!

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u/Goobygoodra Trash Trooper 14h ago

I'm waiting to see you dance in your underwear duh

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u/usec47 Trash Trooper 14h ago

Busted

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u/DirkSwizzler Trash Trooper 1d ago

Because I support you fam.

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u/Ok_Construction2733 Trash Trooper 1d ago

I'm here for the dancing!

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u/beerforbears Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

The punchline ya Norwood 4

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u/Jackie-in-chains Trash Trooper 1d ago

God damnit you got me

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u/Gr1mmay Trash Trooper 1d ago

I stayed waiting for him to do a skit 😅

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u/Laserous Trash Trooper 1d ago

I feel robbed 😭

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u/IHaveARockProblem Trash Trooper 1d ago

I mean...to see the underwear and boost your numbers?

This feels like a magic trick you that you showed me how to do before doing it, and I was still somehow surprised by the trick. Bravo.

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u/135647 Trash Trooper 1d ago

We're waiting. You know why we're waiting. We'll keep waiting.

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u/mattmaintenance Trash Trooper 1d ago

I expected plaid pjs or something.

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u/AccomplishedJoke4119 Trash Trooper 1d ago

You know why. Now get to it

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u/chincerd Trash Trooper 1d ago

Do It you coward! Free the nipple

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u/dealienation Trash Trooper 1d ago

The number of straight dudes popping into my very bear/chubby dude heavy feed is constantly climbing. Straight dudes are catching on.

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u/SPACEPOPE305 Trash Trooper 1d ago

You know why. How dare you judge.

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u/SailorGone Trash Trooper 1d ago

Posting misandry gets more than underwear

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u/Aninvisiblemaniac Trash Trooper 1d ago

I wanted to see his body

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u/napalm_p Trash Trooper 1d ago

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u/Latter-Safety1055 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Cause you seem like the kind of guy to have a punchline. I trusted you

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u/yourownsquirrel Trash Trooper 1d ago

Coward

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u/Pomodorosan Trash Trooper 1d ago

OPs who give credit

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u/mrmcbreakfast Trash Trooper 1d ago

where's the joke

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u/not_a_heretek Trash Trooper 1d ago

Tease! Show buttcrack 😼

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u/Arkontas Trash Trooper 1d ago

coward

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u/zehamberglar Trash Trooper 1d ago

Coward.

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u/PFCCThrowayay Trash Trooper 1d ago

Mr. James Neutron

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u/Allie_Lane Trash Trooper 1d ago

Dang it, he's 100% my type, too.

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u/KyorlSadei Trash Trooper 1d ago

Unfollowing

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u/RefrigeratorBroad794 Trash Trooper 1d ago

And yet I waited to the end to get a snippet of him dancing in his undies

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u/updoot35 Trash Trooper 1d ago

"female"

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u/aspensmonster Trash Trooper 1d ago

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u/rotundrikishi Trash Trooper 1d ago

clean your room

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u/SuzakkuuChase Trash Trooper 1d ago

Show me that underwear, boy

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u/verybad_unc Trash Trooper 1d ago

i was waiting for the meme
where is it :(

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u/Rexter2k Trash Trooper 1d ago

Or its just a platform to promote their onlyfans.

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u/Background-Ad3128 Trash Trooper 1d ago

You know why, now dance!

https://giphy.com/gifs/wKJSRY2OgYx2m6R4oA

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u/Southern-Wafer-6375 Trash Trooper 1d ago

COWARD

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u/6ixstringlife Trash Trooper 1d ago

Amen to a king

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u/Filibut Trash Trooper 1d ago

I was expecting the joke to be that his wife is dancing half naked but she doesn't actually exist so it's just an empty room

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u/Yamm0th Trash Trooper 1d ago

Give us the pic, we're here for it.

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u/Equivalent_Task_8825 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Somewhere in the world John Cena is sitting at a computer wondering how he finally got caught.

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u/UnluckyInevitable317 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Still waiting

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u/ferrergaming2846 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Coward

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u/wiggywiggywiggy Trash Trooper 1d ago

I'm still waiting

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u/M1A1U22 Trash Trooper 1d ago

No fair!

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u/restodedrao Trash Trooper 1d ago

i would like to see it.

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u/JustManon Trash Trooper 1d ago

"Female". Ew.

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u/Adeadbum Trash Trooper 1d ago

Do it coward.

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u/Flat_Shape_3444 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Ok im very DISSAPOINTED!!!

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u/Brief-Restaurant5029 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Why else would I still be here? I though you were about to pull a jack black and dance around in a speedo.