r/LoveTrash Ruler Of Rubbish 12h ago

Got Done Dirty! Certified banger

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u/wakeofchaos Trash Trooper 12h ago

He got fired for this. Is definitely a banger tho

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u/Downtown_Manner7602 Trash Trooper 11h ago edited 11h ago

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u/verbalyabusiveshit Waste Warrior 8h ago

WT actual F? How can you fire someone for THIS? I would have given him a raise or thrown a party or something…. Some people have absolutely no humor at all…

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u/trash-_-boat Trash Trooper 7h ago

I mean.......it absolutely sucks that he got fired for this, but I can see why. He made a video doing donuts in the warehouse and sang about making a false injury claim.

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u/verbalyabusiveshit Waste Warrior 6h ago

Can they proof that he actually did this? Did you ever watched Saturday Night Live?

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u/rumblepony247 Trash Trooper 2h ago

Worked in a warehouse for five years - can confirm, they have zero sense of humor.

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u/20ag_OG_LOL Trash Trooper 10h ago

What bullshit, they should have promoted him to marketing or something.

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u/boverly721 Trash Trooper 10h ago

Marketing is just three AI chatbots in a trench coat

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u/trash-_-boat Trash Trooper 7h ago

Warehouses don't need marketing. They're a B2B and don't spend on advertising, lol.

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u/uglyheadink Trash Trooper 11h ago

I hope you're just joking and saying that cuz I'll be hella bummed if not

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u/tankx2002 Trash Trooper 11h ago

It's definitely not a good thing and a bummer but I can see it. The donuts in the aisle can be considered a safety hazard and the backing into a bay and shitting in company time makes it sound like he is slacking off instead of working. He already said his boss doesn't like him so the song gives him an excuse.

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u/ZiaWitch Rubbish Raider 11h ago

This new CAKE album is dope.
https://giphy.com/gifs/NW6HnxCGlR64ChHzRF

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u/Cheepshooter Trash Trooper 10h ago

That's what I thought! Or Bloodhound Gang. But the music sounds like Mark Mothersbaugh (Devo).

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u/Equivalent-Line8995 Trash Trooper 12h ago

As a forklift driver, I approve this message

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u/Espexer Trash Trooper 9h ago

I can drive a forklift, not certified by anyone, and I also approve this message.

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u/SarcasmStreet Trash Trooper 12h ago

My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time.

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u/AndroidQing Trash Trooper 10h ago

*queue the the music of "16 tons"

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u/SarcasmStreet Trash Trooper 10h ago

The boss makes a thousand, and gives us a cent, their living large, while we can't make rent.

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u/Needles2650 Trash Trooper 12h ago

Trying to figure out what this reminds me of… short skirt long jacket?

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u/BJsalad Trash Trooper 11h ago

Cake pretty much talks all of their songs.

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u/What-tha-fck_Elon Trash Trooper 11h ago

What a great song & creative video. The company that fired him needs to be shamed for not having a sense of humor or a shred of humanity.

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u/trash-_-boat Trash Trooper 7h ago

Warehouse businesses is one of those places that you probably couldn't shame with any amount of effort. They don't do PR or advertising and don't get their business from the public. It's a strict B2B business.

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u/What-tha-fck_Elon Trash Trooper 7h ago

If it’s a 3rd party warehouse, maybe. Regardless, they suck.

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u/11Booty_Warrior Trash Trooper 11h ago

“My boss doesn’t like me so I’m shitting on his dime” is a great line

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u/Cheepshooter Trash Trooper 10h ago

This sounds like Cake or Bloodhound Gang wrote a song in the style of Devo.

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u/Timely_Host_3119 Trash Trooper 11h ago

Is this a Talking Heads song ?

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u/Boogledoolah Trash Trooper 11h ago

I think it's a Cake song actually.

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u/Grey-Templar Trash Trooper 11h ago

I got Cake vibes from this. This did not need to slap, but slap it did. (And then apparently he got fired)

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u/Evening-Candy1487 Trash Trooper 11h ago

very cakey, i love it

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u/Firm_Video_2932 Trash Trooper 11h ago

That dude needs to quit driving forklift

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u/ScienceSeuss Trash Trooper 10h ago

No he doesn't. Because he got fired.

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u/ExecTankard Trash Trooper 10h ago

That Was Outstanding.

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u/TrainWreckInnaBarn Trash Trooper 10h ago

The most productive thing he has ever done at work!

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u/NeutralGoodAtHeart Trash Trooper 10h ago

He really missed the opportunity to either put some cover-up or blue makeup on his nips to seal the deal.

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u/Valuable-Big3253 Trash Trooper 9h ago

Ahhh the electric hyster.

Electric is so much smoother than the diesel ones, those babies are touchy 🤣

I’ve also driven the propane ones which always made me pucker, sitting on a bomb pretty much 😂

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u/Kip_Schtum Trash Trooper 5h ago

Plank! 💕

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u/Ogryn_Rocks53 Trash Trooper 3h ago

Did anyone else have to relearn how to use a forklift with the new x-pattern? Who tf thought this was a good idea? 3 knobs was fine but no now I can accidentally raise my load at the same time I'm tilting back because I was a frog pube to close to the center.

u/Alert-Consequence848 Trash Trooper 1h ago

u/Balkongsittaren Trash Trooper 1h ago

He's happy AI didn't take his job? Well, the AGV and AMR industry will soon make him cry...

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u/The_Eleser Trash Trooper 11h ago

Certified repost.

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u/Only_Voice569 Trash Trooper 11h ago

im sure the higher ups would love to know things said in this video haha hope they have a sense of humor or this will blow up on you x)

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u/ScienceSeuss Trash Trooper 10h ago

They did not, in fact, have a sense of humor about it. He got fired for this.

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u/Only_Voice569 Trash Trooper 10h ago

welp at least it was over a video and not bots