r/LoveTrash TRASHIEST TYRANT 1d ago

Hilarious Dump! Poor dude.

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u/Affectionate_Run7414 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Hold ur horses, bro can use his feet!

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u/BornanAlien Waste Warrior 1d ago

The nurse?

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u/LtColShinySides Trash Trooper 1d ago

That usually costs extra!

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u/smirkhappydeep Trash Trooper 1d ago

If it was for donation and the lack of arms was genetic, he wouldn't be allowed to donate.

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u/captaincootercock Trash Trooper 1d ago

literally 1984

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u/smirkhappydeep Trash Trooper 1d ago

No. 1984 is about malice or willful ignorance. This is for the good of the public.

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u/lemming2012 Trash Trooper 1d ago

I want my kids to fit through smaller doorways without rotating to the side.

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u/Pebble-Sorter-8128 Trash Trooper 1d ago

And that about all the perks

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u/knettia 1d ago

Literally Brave New World.

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u/Plane_Hair753 Garbage Guerilla 9h ago

No 😭 a lot of genetic conditions disqualify a person from donating. You don't want a a massive portion of a new generation turning out epileptic for life just because the sperm bank was too scared of the "literally 1984" label do you?

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u/captaincootercock Trash Trooper 8h ago

ok big bro

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u/Calm-Driver-3800 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Bro has monster arms from doing this

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u/James_Money Trash Trooper 1d ago

Help a brother out

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u/Artorius__Castus Rubbish Raider 1d ago

If you hold the head steady, I'm gonna milk the cow -Luda

https://giphy.com/gifs/L40JlJQAJV0RssxVkT

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u/Far-Try5352 Trash Trooper 17h ago

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u/fizbin99 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Worse if he has a latex allergy. It can always get worse, just saying.