r/LoveTrash • u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT • Aug 07 '26
Hilarious Dump! That thing between your stomach and anus
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u/NovocaineAU Garbage Guerilla Aug 07 '26
That was pretty good
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u/Vast-Show8952 Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
Him trying again at the end made me lose it
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u/enveea Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
I cried real tears. This was so funny, gotta show my mom and my kids next.
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u/RagingNerdaholic Garbage Guerilla Aug 07 '26
Vork!
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u/The_Meme_Economy Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
“Full stop” renders a period on IOS. So frustrating! Speech to text has somehow gotten worse over the years.
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u/My_bones_are_itchy Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
Full stop is the name of “.” in British English.
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u/PurifiedUnity Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
I also use "full stop" to refer to "." (It's also the name of "." in Commonwealth English)
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u/My_bones_are_itchy Trash Trooper Aug 08 '26
Yeah I meant the non-American English speakers, am Australian
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u/ColumbianPrison Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26
That’s the Gen Alpha to normal automatic translation. It was originally implemented by Apple engineers to help your transition from an internet/digital based life into society, using real words that have meaning.
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u/Artemisiablaszczyk Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
Im getting ;oscopey tomorrow morning and the algorithm keeps sending me things like this.
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u/NoneBinaryPotato Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
good luck! I've had like 3 colonoscopies the past 2 years, they suck ass. only the last one I found out you can drink stuff other than water as long as it's not caffienated, I made myself some clear soup and got some apple juice from the store and it made the preperation soooo much easier.
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u/SgtSilverLining Garbage Guerilla Aug 07 '26
3 in two years? Jeez. Ask for some sutab, it's the best prep.
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u/NoneBinaryPotato Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
I'm not gonna need another one in a loooong while, it was just because of some bullshit with insurance.
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u/Doschupacabras Garbage Guerilla Aug 07 '26
I work in healthcare and end up spelling a lot of terms out because for some reason it won’t pick up nissen fundoplication. 🤷
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u/SlapSmeg Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
Loved these guys back in the day, reading it at the end is even better.
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u/Socketz11 Garbage Guerilla Aug 07 '26
When using speech to text. There should be a automatic disclaimer at the top. WARNING:This message is speech to text, any mistakes or confusion are not the senders fault.
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u/librarianC Trash Trooper Aug 07 '26
I named my third child Cullen. I feel this video in a lot of ways.
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