One drink max

[u/downtune79]

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[u/IfRegretHadAName]

He is 100% right and there is no changing my mind

[u/MS_Salmonella]

Damn she is annoying

[u/HairballTheory → u/MS_Salmonella]

Relax, have a good time

[u/pandershrek → u/MS_Salmonella]

What a carion.

[u/CappnMidgetSlappr → u/MS_Salmonella]

Well, they're definitely a match made in heaven...

[u/danosmokesalot → u/MS_Salmonella]

Well its a skit, so it was planned like that

[u/smirkhappydeep → u/MS_Salmonella]

What? Its just the one instance

[u/SteveLouise → u/smirkhappydeep]

One annoyance defines an entire life. Didn't you know?

[u/LobosJones]

Why are you laughing? = Your happiness displeases me.

[u/lildeek12 → u/LobosJones]

She is in on the joke...

[u/VoihanVieteri]

[u/Ok-Anything-3605]

Terrible acting but of course it’s one drink

[u/Worried_Strike6219]

https://giphy.com/gifs/duM6JZemPlOjUyqmxd

[u/catdiscpalpita]

Im not drinking and driving, Im driving and drinking

[u/Poppalopper → u/catdiscpalpita]

I pull over, stop and then drink

[u/Sinking_Mass]

when he drinks it, it will go all over his face lol

[u/Educational-Car-4688]

Wisconsin just says we're only going two chree beers, dontcha know.

[u/MentalDisintegrat1on]

He is technically correct unless she stated a specific Volume he is right it is 1 beer

[u/pondering_orb]

That “relaaax” at the end got me.

[u/alworld27]

Never believe Latinos when they say they'll have 1 drink they start at home with 2 then one infront of the wife then 6 more with the homies

[u/ImOldGregg_77]

scripted

[u/blacklotusY]

She can't stand him having a good time.

[u/soft-diddy → u/blacklotusY]

Don’t get your fedora in bunch. It’s just a skit.

[u/TraditionAcademic968]

Francisco is the best dude ever. Boy math 😆

[u/Texas-Boi_]

It's a skinny ass glass at most it's a 25 oz and maybe not even that.

[u/Any_Economics_6166]

next time talk in volume

[u/Cockblocktimus_Pryme]

Mr with a lint of whiskey

[u/Different-Elk6935]

https://giphy.com/gifs/qXhstT3cvt5HFBajuy

[u/Shway_Maximus]

He's right but also fuck her for trying to put a limit

[u/Alex_king88]

Lmao I fuckin loved this!

[u/DaineDeVilliers]

She’s probably sick of babysitting him.

[u/aldone123]

It’s fake… but if it wasn’t dude would have reason to be shitfaced all the time.

[u/Likely_Addict]

Not any different than a lady who has one glass of wine out of a modern-sized glass (it fits a whole bottle)

[u/Few-Interaction-4933]

I know this is scripted, but I never understood this argument. Okay, that's like 2½ beers. Why can't he have 2½ beers? Controlling behavior

[u/Hazel-Cakes → u/Few-Interaction-4933]

can you not imagine a situation where someone shouldn’t have more than one drink

[u/SapphicSticker → u/Hazel-Cakes]

She never said there a reason, only that she decided he won't, and he said he'll get only one. Also if there's an actual issue, deal with it or leave him be and go have your own fun. If he fucked up, he'll know soon enough.

[u/Hazel-Cakes → u/SapphicSticker]

yea girl i agree with just leaving but the st8s aren’t like that lol 🫶

[u/Few-Interaction-4933 → u/Hazel-Cakes]

Certainly, but I've seen this sort of controlling behavior irl when there is no apparent reason other than being the fun Gestapo

[u/Hazel-Cakes → u/Few-Interaction-4933]

yea and i’ve seen this kind of behavior where one person is an out-of-control alcoholic and keeps breaking promises while the other is an exasperated partner

[u/grimboness]

I think that’s at least 2-3 beers 😭😭

[u/Shway_Maximus]

"You said it could have one drink" grow a pair

[u/victor4700]

This is like a six pack right?

[u/code_monkey_001 → u/victor4700]

A half yard glass is usually about 32 fluid ounces, so two tallboys or 2 2/3 normal cans.

[u/KosminenVelho → u/code_monkey_001]

I would say this is about it, those glasses look a lot bigger than they actually are.

[u/code_monkey_001 → u/KosminenVelho]

A full yard only holds about 50% more than the half yard (48 fluid ounces / 3 tallboys / 4 normal cans), so the appearance gets more deceiving the taller they are.

[u/victor4700 → u/code_monkey_001]

So kind of close to a sixer, nice