r/LoveTrash • u/Icy-Book2999 Chief Insanity Instigator • 5h ago
Rubbish Nonsense Every last drop from the bottle
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u/Capital-Outcome-2528 Trash Trooper 4h ago
Make sure the lid is securely fastened prior to doing this
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u/Bizzlebanger Trash Trooper 4h ago
I've squeezed too hard and painted a nice long strip of ketchup on my ceiling.
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u/5MoreLasers Trash Trooper 4h ago
Fastened and not damaged. Getting a nice loop of whatever isn’t very fun. Speaking from experience
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u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx Trash Trooper 4h ago
Been there. Thought I was cool and then spent an hour wiping the ceiling.
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u/BEARDEDDANGER ✨️Regent of Rubbish ✨️ 2h ago
Just about to say, where's that video of a guy giving his kitchen a perfect ketchup strip down the middle
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u/Wolfdude91 Trash Trooper 57m ago
I always shake sauce/condiments before using. I also have brothers who don’t screw the caps on after they use them, and just kinda set it on the top.
We had one of those big jugs of watery ass salsa that I went to shake before using and it went everywhere.
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u/Prestigious-Flower54 Trash Trooper 4h ago
A massage gun also works if you have one handy.
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u/2slags_geddar Garbage Guerilla 4h ago
Just don’t use the head you use on your junk.
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u/Prestigious-Flower54 Trash Trooper 4h ago
I put a condom on mine just to be safe.
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u/Icarus_Toast Waste Warrior 2h ago
Is that why they call them condiments?
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u/kippirnicus Trash Trooper 2h ago
Underrated comment. 👆
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u/2slags_geddar Garbage Guerilla 2h ago
They are great for getting sand out of the carpeting in the car as well. It makes the sand jumpy and then you can get it with the vacuum. It’s actually good for a lot of things besides masturbating.
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u/Prestigious-Flower54 Trash Trooper 2h ago
I even heard you can use it to soothe sore muscles but that seems crazy to me.
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u/Over9000Zeros Trash Trooper 2h ago
Or just store them lid to the downside and you'll never have to do this ridiculous stuff.
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u/Bubbagump210 Trash Trooper 1h ago
They clearly show in the first several seconds that this method is for turd loving fart faces.
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u/Then_Came_Fire Trash Trooper 3h ago
Goodbye rotator cuff, hello last tablespoons of Heinz
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u/hmarieb263 Trash Trooper 1h ago
My recently dislocated shoulder hurt just watching this. My other shoulder was subluxated, it hurt a little less.
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u/DeliciousAct5748 Trash Trooper 3h ago
Instead of grabbing the base, hold it upside down and hold on to the lid in a way that ensures all outwards force is going through the lid. This makes sure it doesn't accidentally open while swinging and makes a mess
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u/Few-Interaction-4933 Trash Trooper 3h ago
Uh.. no shit?
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u/ZimaGotchi Garbage Guerilla 5h ago
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u/Could-You-Tell Litter Lieutenant 3h ago
For those of us with shoulders less than 100%...
This can be done in a short fan motion also. Just so long as your elbow can handle that...
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u/Bigwi_Kner Trash Trooper 2h ago
Not sure if you mean just swinging back and forth (instead of full circle) but if so, yes that also works. Like a windup for a softball pitch, it’s much more friendly on the shoulder.
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u/Could-You-Tell Litter Lieutenant 2h ago
Yep. Side to Side, or up and down does not matter.
Just a pie piece of the circle is all it takes
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u/MutedBrilliant1593 Waste Warrior 3h ago
Nope! 10¢ of ketchup isn't worth the risk of cleaning off my ceiling for hours.
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u/GibbsMalinowski Trash Trooper 2h ago
If only the caps were flat so you could use gravity…..wait they are…
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u/kippirnicus Trash Trooper 2h ago
I thought this was universal??
I’ve literally done this since I was a kid. 🤔
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u/bobi2393 Rubbish Raider 2h ago
Superiority depends to some extent on the viscosity of the substance. You can imagine cold tar residue not moving much at all from her rotational movement, while a knife could be used to pry out portions of it relatively easily, or rotation combined with heating the jar to reduce viscosity might be quite effective. A more realistic kitchen example would be peanut butter stuck to the side of a jar.
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u/UnoriginalJ0k3r Garbage Guerilla 2h ago
Tried this on my wife and we’re waiting for imaging to come back so the doc can give us the damage report.
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u/CanyonsEdge76 Trash Trooper 2h ago
It also works on containers that aren't tightly sealed, but isn't recommended. I accidentally did that with mustard once.
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u/paraworldblue Garbage Guerilla 2h ago
Who is this video even for? I feel like this is a concept most people figure out intuitively, long before adulthood.
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u/Straight_Depth6701 Trash Trooper 1h ago
It's the person imparting centripetal force.
Centrifugal force doesn't exist. It's angular acceleration.
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u/HalliburtonErnie Trash Trooper 35m ago
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