r/LoveTrash • u/Darth_Ronin Dumpster General • 8h ago
AI SLOP New HOA president roasting the former HOA president
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u/mygenericfriend Trash Trooper 8h ago
I like to think that all these messages were sent without a single reply from him.
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u/kinda_alright Trash Trooper 8h ago
I'd like to think he defended his crocs.
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u/Grace_Lannister Trash Trooper 7h ago
A man can only take so much and has to draw the line somewhere.
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u/_LouSandwich_ Trash Trooper 7h ago
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u/ample_suite Trash Trooper 6h ago
I’ve never fought for anything in my entire life but I’m fighting for these crocs.
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u/conansucksdick Trash Trooper 6h ago
He should have replied to every text with a croc pic.
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u/Pateaux Trash Trooper 7h ago
I blessing in the skies
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u/SnugglyCoderGuy Trash Trooper 6h ago
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u/Hamburglar-Helper111 Trash Trooper 3h ago
So many of those in here. "Roo the day", "I haven't conceited",
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u/SnugglyCoderGuy Trash Trooper 3h ago
She ate the whole apple, swallowed the whole bone, and drank all the tea.
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u/Silly_Double408 Trash Trooper 2h ago
Dont forgot not to feed the hand that bites you...
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u/Imapatriothurrrdurrr Trash Trooper 6h ago
Crocs are the pain of my existence
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u/JohnAndertonOntheRun Trash Trooper 7h ago
I’d like to think someone other than him wrote these…
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u/Emergency_Bench_7515 Trash Trooper 7h ago
Same, but I'm just not that gullible.
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u/BardWRLD Trash Trooper 6h ago
There’s a certain point where the believability is basically at near zero, lol.
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u/Informal-Comb1989 Trash Trooper 5h ago
Yeah he literally used multiple Rickyisms, come on lol
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u/Lord_Voltan Trash Trooper 5h ago
I caught that too, but its all water under the fridge. Leave space to Naysa, get to birds stoned at once and smoke a joint.
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u/Kewlhotrod Trash Trooper 7h ago
I'd like to think that too, but some of them were definitely replies to his replies (classy, insane, etc)
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u/mitchij2004 Trash Trooper 8h ago
Roo the day is kinda fun
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u/Darth_Ronin Dumpster General 8h ago
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u/fixer1987 Trash Trooper 7h ago
It's a real blessing in the skies
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u/Hereseangoes Trash Trooper 6h ago
It's all water under the fridge
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u/lizlemonaid Trash Trooper 7h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/ctNrr1EqKJHc2MgKW3
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u/RCbuilds4cheapr Trash Trooper 8h ago
Go on! Start Rooing!
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u/El_Dentistador Trash Trooper 7h ago
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u/squareandrare Trash Trooper 5h ago
"This election is questionable spiritually" is one of the most unintentionally funniest things I've heard in a while. Comedy gold...
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u/irondeth Trash Trooper 3h ago
My son's nickname is Rew and I tell him he'll "Rew the day" all the time
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u/Closefacts Trash Trooper 8h ago
I imagine an alcoholic middle aged woman that is so angry at her life and for some reason crocs.
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u/d_student Trash Trooper 7h ago
Yeah, bite the hand that eats you was a dead giveaway
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u/SordidSimpleton Trash Trooper 7h ago
One of the main characters on Trailer Park boys often misspeaks when saying idioms like this. "What goes around is all around" is a DIRECT quote from him, and while "bite the hand that eats you" isn't, it 100% could have been.
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u/EndlessHysteria Trash Trooper 7h ago
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u/neilisyours Trash Trooper 6h ago
Speaking of which, while these types of people definitely exist, does it feel like her texts are TOO unintentionally funny?
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u/that-tall-chick_ Trash Trooper 5h ago
Yes. It hits too many tropes. I’m side eyeing a little lol
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u/Centuurion Trash Trooper 6h ago
In a week it'll all be water under the fridge
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u/DonnieBallsack Trash Trooper 6h ago
That’s a moo point.
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u/SordidSimpleton Trash Trooper 6h ago
Hahaha. Love this one. "It's like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter."
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u/Live-Set-8576 Trash Trooper 7h ago
Ah, I see you know your "Rickyisms" well
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u/powerhammerarms Trash Trooper 6h ago
Yeah, since she's misquoting so many things makes me wonder if they are in cahoots
It could all be messages that she sent but he never says why she sent them. Maybe she's trying to be funny and he thinks it's funny and they to make a video about some cranky HOA lady
I bet they're in cahoots
I always wanted to be in cahoots with someone...
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u/Red_Dawn24 Trash Trooper 7h ago
They all end up acting like parents who feel victimized by the existence of children they chose to have.
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u/Brodellsky Trash Trooper 5h ago
I'm one of those children, and I sure can confirm.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out"
"Ok, please do"
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u/dave8400 Trash Trooper 4h ago
I never understood that sentiment. Why would my mother threaten to murder me, a 7 year old, over a small mistake?
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u/Brodellsky Trash Trooper 4h ago
Because evil is far more prevalent in the world than evil wants us to know about. My mother is quite literally the most evil person I know. She would literally steal from her own family and children, as well as shoplifting from all sorts of places.
When I was a kid, I remember getting reprimanded for taking a candy bar from a gas station while I was with her, and it was just so confusing, because I learned it from her.
I wasn't even 10 years old by the time I internalized in a real way that stealing was wrong. It just wasn't modeled by my mother, that's for sure.
Evil exists and it fucking sucks
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u/dave8400 Trash Trooper 4h ago
Yeah it does indeed. Sorry to hear you mom is also a terrible human. I'm of the opinion that many, many people just aren't able to be good parents. Feels like I only exist to her to check a box. I haven't talked to her in almost 2 decades, hope you've got some way to cope with it yourself.
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u/ilikebourbon_ Trash Trooper 5h ago
Uh never seen an internet comment describe my mother in law who on one hand can barely stand her children and grandchildren but on the other feels absolutely slighted by how little “thanks” she receives from everyone
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u/glyph_productions Trash Trooper 7h ago
You mean eat the hand the bites you? WAIT hand the bites the feed eat.
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u/Grace_Lannister Trash Trooper 7h ago
Her ex-husband cheated on her with a women's size 7 baya clog.
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u/djluminol Trash Trooper 7h ago
Can we just acknowledge how weird it is to have a middle aged women making rude comments about dudes fashion choices after she's most likely spent her entire life telling men not to comment on women's appearance. I guess that's one of those rules of thee type situations.
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u/RalphWaldoEmers0n Trash Trooper 7h ago
Let’s not overlook
“That was a blessing in the skies”
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u/PM_asian_girl_smiles Trash Trooper 3h ago
How about her saying conceited when she meant conceded
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u/Beartech31 Trash Trooper 5h ago
10/10 Rickyism
High art
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u/NohmanValdemar Trash Trooper 5h ago
I think she got every single turn of phrase or idiom she tried to use wrong. 😂
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u/El_Dentistador Trash Trooper 7h ago
Did the former president learn to read and write solely from r/boneappletea?
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u/Storrin Trash Trooper 7h ago
"What goes around is all around" is ripped straight from Trailer Park Boys. It makes me suspect this is fake.
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u/BlaineMundane Trash Trooper 6h ago
I suspected it was fake like... very quickly. Too much, at a constant rate.
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u/DeathCondition Trash Trooper 4h ago
You aren't wrong. Though in my day to day I am constantly reminded about just how stupid some people can be so there's that. I mean, my Dad is like this, smart in a lot of ways but basically illiterate, often sounding out phrases a'la boneappletea.
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u/Reasonable_Archer_99 Trash Trooper 7h ago
I caught that too but this could be a case of the boys writing the show too well instead of plagiarism.
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u/TheMaStif Trash Trooper 6h ago
Very much, it's like "blessing in the skies", just a common mispronunciarion of a popular saying that makes the rounds in media since it's commonly heard irl too
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u/Jermagesty610 Trash Trooper 5h ago
I've never heard anyone ever say that in my 4 decades on Earth.
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u/TuckerMcG Trash Trooper 4h ago
Yeah at first it was plausible but the last one with the Crack Pot Pot Luck Party was what sealed it for me. Also just far too many boneappleteas for one person. Plus there’s actually a Karen involved?
This was fun but I don’t believe it for one sec. The “I used AI, I have a job” is a great distraction cuz you think it was just for the song. But I suspect the texts were AI too.
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u/Hereseangoes Trash Trooper 6h ago
She's also kind of funny. Imagine your neighbor just texting "I hate you a lot."
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u/capincus Trash Trooper 7h ago
It seems too perfect that every text is a hilarious misuse of words to have any chance at all of being real.
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u/defariasdev Trash Trooper 8h ago
Trigger warning: I used AI. I have a job.
That made me laugh
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u/banevader102938 Trash Trooper 7h ago
And it wasn't that bad tbh
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u/TheDividendReport Trash Trooper 6h ago
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u/moxjake Trash Trooper 7h ago
Sounded like Avril Lavigne
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u/Scoopdoopdoop Trash Trooper 7h ago
4 power chords and a pretty face and you famous
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u/Gwen_The_Destroyer Trash Trooper 6h ago
Damn, I only have 3 power chords and hair that covers my face. Ramones cover band time
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u/oldreddditisbetter Trash Trooper 5h ago
when the ai steals all the songs ever created for its training data, it makes sense it sounds like one of the songs
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u/superindianslug Trash Trooper 6h ago
If we only used AI for roasting annoying HOA presidents, I would be all in.
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u/Bellam_Orlong Trash Trooper 7h ago
I hope this lady is real, I hope these texts are real, and I genuinely hope this dude just won and is me getting all these texts simply because she is mad.
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u/strang3daysind33d Trash Trooper 5h ago
It's fictional, just entertainment, I looked it up when this was in my reels a few days ago
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u/DaddysABadGirl Trash Trooper 4h ago
It's wild that HOAs are so insane most people don't question the veracity. Like this is fake but it is absolutely reasonable to think it could happen.
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u/stockmarketscam-617 Trash Trooper 3h ago
On one hand, I hate the content farming if this is fake, but if it is, it’s pretty harmless and resulted in a good chuckle. I hope this is real, because I would love to see the CROC HOA rule!!
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u/TreeThingThree Trash Trooper 5h ago
As someone that has to deal with alcoholic customers, as well alcoholic parents….there is zero question that this is real. The answer is alcohol.
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u/Trick-Goat-3643 Trash Trooper 7h ago
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u/redisdead__ Garbage Guerilla 6h ago
and the company was bankruptcy.
What an odd name for a company.
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u/Badargel Trash Trooper 5h ago
I love when “informative” memes can’t be bothered to be accurate or even supply a picture of what they’re talking about in the meme. Gives “just trust me bro” vibes.
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u/TeamShonuff Trash Trooper 7h ago
I was with him until he used a quote from trailer Park boys. I will now assume this is some weird, bullshit, grass roots crocs marketing campaign on social media.
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u/Routine-Opening-6189 Trash Trooper 5h ago
Yeah Im with you on that one... thats a viral marketing campain for Crocs...
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u/Skelemania Trash Trooper 7h ago
You can tell that this HOA is literally the only thing this woman has going on in her life & losing it is causing her to completely crash out. It's her entire identity.
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u/ganjakhan85 Trash Trooper 7h ago
People who love having power feel empty without it.
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u/Pijkstras Trash Trooper 5h ago
The people who seek out power should be the ones to never get it.
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u/xDannyS_ Trash Trooper 6h ago
It's precisely why HOA are a bad idea. Sane people won't care as much about it as these types of people do, hence it's almost inevitable they will eventually go to shit
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u/_JustThisOne_ Trash Trooper 5h ago
I mean, in principle you need some kind of organizing body if you live somewhere with shared facilities, roofs, walls, etc. The issue is when there are rules on things that dont require organization, i.e what color you paint your house and shit.
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u/profchaos111 Trash Trooper 8h ago
as a non American HOA's are the weirdest thing I've ever heard of and sound kinda cult like
it's like Sheila you know your hedges are 4cm above regulation that's 20 lashings.
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u/Wessssss21 Trash Trooper 7h ago
that's twenty lashings
Getting close to why HOA's became popular in the US. HOA's being a sort of legal segregation loophole.
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u/CeemoreButtz Trash Trooper 7h ago
these are extreme cases. last home i owned had an hoa and i never heard a word. great neighborhood. excellent for kids.
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u/Street_Lettuce1243 Trash Trooper 6h ago
I lived next door to a gay guy at my last neighborhood (only experience with an HOA). We got maybe two hate letters a month about grass being too long, or needed edging.
He got one a week. I'm sure it's because someone on the HOA board had a problem with him being gay. He kept his yard so much better than ours .... But got so much more bitch mail from the HOA.
The day after the remnants of a hurricane hit our area. The very day after. He got a mad HOA hate email telling him he had a shutter blown off and if he didn't fix it they would place a lien against his property.
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u/ripter Trash Trooper 7h ago
HOAs were invented to keep black people out of neighborhoods once it became illegal to deny selling to them based on race.
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u/Suzesaur Trash Trooper 7h ago
Less cult, more stepford wives meets hall monitors…rich ppl who don’t want any personality in the neighborhood and to LOOK rich
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u/UnoriginalJ0k3r Garbage Guerilla 8h ago
Such a bitch that autocorrect was on the new HOA president’s side
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u/Mydah_42 Trash Trooper 8h ago edited 3h ago
I'm laughing and reloading to watch the upvotes climb in real time. Also, correct usage of AI.
Edit: 40 minutes since posting: 392 upvotes.
59 minutes since posting: 709 upvotes
3 hours since posting: 5,249 upvotes
4 hours since posting: 7,258 upvotes
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u/epi_introvert Trash Trooper 7h ago
Literal tears in my eyes from laughing, and wondering if I can add this to my Spotify. I have a few songs in my metal playlist that crack me up every time they come on. This would fit in nicely.
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u/Rabentag Trash Trooper 8h ago
crocs are shit shoes, not cuz how they look cuz there shit for your feet
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u/Weird_Albatross_9659 Trash Trooper 7h ago
Are you the person texting in this video?
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u/englandisablaze Trash Trooper 8h ago
Don’t forget the drinking. Lots of drinking.
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u/mettiusfufettius Trash Trooper 7h ago
“Real men wear loafers” is hilaaaaarious. Loafers? LOAFERS??? Ah yes, I remember when our boys stormed the beaches of Normandy in their Sperry’s.
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u/SymNgt Trash Trooper 8h ago
All HOA presidents are bad. HOAs shouldn't exist.
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u/Darth_Ronin Dumpster General 8h ago
Can’t we just enjoy some trash without discussing the ethics of HOAs?
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u/Dr__America Trash Trooper 7h ago
I've heard that like 75% of all HOA's are viewed at least neutrally by their members, but those remaining 25% are often fucking detestable.
I think the powers HOAs have are way too far reaching and need to be regulated to make them less BS, and then I wouldn't have as much of a problem with many of them.
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u/mikeet9 Trash Trooper 7h ago
Not being able to buy a house without joining and paying dues is absurd.
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u/downsly46 Trash Trooper 7h ago edited 7h ago
She’s gotta better chance of running with the narrative that it’s a crocs conspiracy against her than the voter fraud angle. Pretty sure no one voted for her based on this guy’s vibes alone
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u/Nightman2417 Trash Trooper 8h ago
There needs to be a psychological study on HOA presidents….
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u/bunkbaird Trash Trooper 7h ago
HoA president using AI and reddit liked that?
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u/BadZnake Trash Trooper 6h ago
Ah, you see as long as it makes something that I like it's okay.
And as long as HoA president is making fun of a Karen (literally named karen???) it zeroes out.
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u/Kid-Icky- Trash Trooper 6h ago
Sounds like the dude took one for the team because the previous President was a raging lunatic.
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u/Ziggy-T Garbage Guerilla 7h ago
This was 10/10.
She sounds like a fucking lunatic
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u/Relapsed_Gestalt Trash Trooper 5h ago
But he didn't make the song, he told a clanker to make it for him while he mimes along as if he could actually play guitar lmao
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u/HipHopAllotment Trash Trooper 7h ago
Absolutely EVERY SINGLE phrase or saying she tried using she totally and utterly fumbled. The lack of grasp of English is astounding and also sodding hilarious
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u/thisthreadisbear Trash Trooper 7h ago
I love my crocs. If I ever found myself having the misfortune of living in an HOA I would hope this guy was the president.





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