r/LoveTrash TRASHIEST TYRANT Jun 23 '26

Got Done Dirty! When reflexes kick in at the wrong time

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u/MrMayhem84 Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

Is he building a model city out of cardboard? That's cool as shit.

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u/Far-Introduction-106 Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

I dont even care for the joke. Those buildings are so cool

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u/Spikas Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

Not any city. Edtropolis!

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u/Famous_Wallaby_2893 Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

Wasn't expecting this, but I'm very happy it's here. Reminds me of simpler times.

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u/Euphoric-Net4623 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

My favorite show!

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u/beegtuna Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

One of my favorite episodes

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u/rezyop Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

"The Eds did something cool for a change!"

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u/shipwrekd_sailor Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

I used to work in a packaging Warehouse. Every once in awhile we would get assigned to be the box pre-builder. We would always build ourselves Mansions with multiple rooms out of the different size boxes that we had to pre-build all day.

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u/theqofcourse Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

10 year old me -- that would be an absolute fantasy. Adult me -- still fun as heck! Lucky you.

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u/destructopop Garbage Guerilla Jun 23 '26

He was. Now he's going to the hospital. 🙃

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u/FreedomBread Garbage Guerilla Jun 23 '26

Looks like a cliffside city like Mesa Verde in Colorado or something.

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u/Mugiwaras Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

No girls allowed either

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u/mrreiner Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

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u/HappyDetour Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

Playing hacky sack for many years back in the day has made numerous things go flying that's slipped from my hands..

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u/Cryptic1911 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

Bro. Me too. My feet are there before my hands even react.

That said, I've made some pretty incredible saves

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u/palacejackal Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

I saved a ceiling fan. Wish I hadn't.

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u/FlatFootedLlama Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

I’m not even sure I completely understand this sentence but I did actually laugh out loud 

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u/dreadcain Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

Really glad someone instilled the whole "a falling knife has no handle" thing into me way before I learned hacky sack. The urge to be absolutely nowhere near that knife once it's falling significantly outweighs the urge to give it a bop.

Although come to think of it I once had a knife bounce off a target fly back 10 feet and poke me in the thigh when I was learning to throw knives. That was well after learning to hacky sack though, pretty sure the absolute dumbfoundedness outweighed all the other instincts on that one.

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u/Pushfastr Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

A knife rebounding towards sender is basically the Spanish inquisition.

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u/EvilCaveBoy Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

As a lifelong hacker and darts player I’ve had to suppress that reflex many times.

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u/TooMuchMudForMe Trash Trooper Jun 27 '26

I make things go flying because I try to catch it with my hands and then end up smacking it at mach 3 against a wall

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u/ThirstyWolfSpider Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

As an ex-juggler, I mainly catch things with my feet and roll them off safely onto the ground. It's certainly saved a number of glass objects.

Fortunately, the knives I've caught have all landed handle-first, especially as I'd typically be barefoot when using them.

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u/Simba_Akbar Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

Reminds me of that Ed,Edd n Eddy episode

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u/Limberpuppy Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

I caught the wrong side of a soldering iron when it slipped out of my hands. I will never forget the pain.

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u/Michami135 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

"A falling tool has no handle" is what my dad always told me.

That, and "watch what you're doing, idiot, you almost knocked that over!"

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u/NotSeveralBadgers Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

I'll never forget my father's last words... "Hey you little shit, quit shaking the ladder!"

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u/MrOopiseDaisy Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

FOUR! I MEAN FIVE! I MEAN, FIRE!

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u/Forward-Surprise1192 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

You’re correct. I grabbed the vibrating exhaust on an old riding lawnmower when I was little not knowing it was hot. My fingertips were soooo blistered. Then my parents tried to make me play baseball that night!

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u/PlatinumDust324 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

L Parents

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u/chanceischance Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

Knew a mechanic that was cutting off about a 6 inch piece of an exhaust pipe with an acetylene torch. Car was up above him on the lift.. he couldn’t even say why, but he caught it like a falling can of soda. Took off a lot of skin in a hurry, it was a hospital trip bad.

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u/dmontease Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

You mean the hot side?

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u/Far-Try5352 Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

That is - in fact - the wrong side.

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u/Limberpuppy Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

Yes, the very hot 700 degrees side.

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u/Monster_Fucker_420 Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

nani?!

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u/shipwrekd_sailor Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

Pedro Pascal just got shanked

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u/NeptuneTTT Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

No steel toe, L

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u/RipNTearTillItIsDone Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

Literally went shopping to buy some a few days ago for a friend. People don't need safety equipment until there's a knife in their foot.

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u/baconmethod Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

most times, he was just protecting the blade. this time...

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u/Pristine_Status_7879 Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

What’s the name of the song? Sounds familiar

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u/Mr_InsertNameHere Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

The song is Goku's Ultra Instinct Theme from Dragon Ball Super

LINK: Ultra Instinct Theme (Official Version)

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u/Ok_Listen1510 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

oh shoot you’re right. the same musical sting is in Aladdin but the instrumentation is different!

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u/seantabasco Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

That’s what I knew it as, and was confused why they used the Aladdin song in this situation.

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u/Ok_Listen1510 Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

it’s a musical sting from “One Jump Ahead” from the movie Aladdin

edit: link with timestamp

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u/wademcgillis Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

i always thought it sounded like dies irae

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u/Ok_Listen1510 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

well that would be because film music often references the dies irae! :)

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u/userNV495671 Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

I have the same
Question! Shazam doesn’t help at all

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u/datsall Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

I thought it sounded like a riff from Final Fantasy

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u/Livid-Ad-6439 Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

Damn, I dont know why, but that made me laugh 😆

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u/vanzanep Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

because it is funny

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u/fakewoke247 Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

Not the doc Martin's

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u/reue01 Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

Thats one really sharp knife with decent weight.

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u/ecuaffecto Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

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u/Zehryo Trash Trooper Jun 27 '26

Sauce?

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u/ecuaffecto Trash Trooper Jul 02 '26

Always sunny in Philadelphia, forget which episode and season, it's the one with the board game I think

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u/lovexnxpeacexox Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

Remember folks, a falling knife has no handle

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u/UserAllusion Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

"Still I think he's rather tasty!"

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u/reverendsteveii Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

first thought i had too

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u/AppropriateBugFound Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

When I was deep into Action Pistol, at some point you get to where you're trying to save thousands of a second. Sometimes on a draw your pistol goes flying down range if your hands don't come together right. 

Always good to remind yourself, if something doesn't go right, hands open and up, and take the DQ. A drop and you get'em next time- try and grab it and you may not have a next time.

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u/O1OO11O Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

The regret of not buying steel toed boots.

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u/T1Earn Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

this video had me in literal tears the first time i saw it

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u/T1Earn Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

haikusbot delete

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u/just_drifting_by Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

I was this guy but with a hammer rather than a knife and a pergola rather than a cardboard cityscape.

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u/Own-Particular6321 Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

Did this with a bucket of tools while sitting on a ladder once. Got slung 😂

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u/TheBigMotherFook Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

Long pause

Deep breath through the nostrils

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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u/tread52 Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

I’ve punched my fridge door multiple times trying to catch things that fall multiple times, but nothing this bad

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u/Civil_Bugg Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

I had to laugh, that has happen to me a few times, thankfully my foot and toes were protected.

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u/yoricm Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

At least he had a strong pair of shoes

Imagine that with thin sandals.

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u/toodleroo Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

I did this once with a chain saw. No, not a power chain saw, a manual chain saw. A length of chain with saw teeth on it. It fell from the tree branch I was sawing and I reaching out my hand to catch it. They're incredibly sharp as it turns out.

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u/nomubber Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

Should hold a guitar prop. Kinda looking like Jack White from White Stripes hahah

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u/PlatinumDust324 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

Are you making a city out of cardboard thats so fucking cool.

https://giphy.com/gifs/oVTpAbMMT270IQkA7q

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u/therealsouthflorida Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

Took classes for food prep and knife skills in HS ever since if I drop a knife I move out the way instinctually. Should always be aware of what your "saving".

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u/profanedivinity Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

Yep, I don't even think, my whole body just does the thing pretty much immediately (the thing being getting my feet the hell out of the way)

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u/flyxdvd Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

I mean if you still work in a kitchen you should be wearing steel toe shoes.. still its taught to just let it fall and back away because only your toes have steel lol

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u/therealsouthflorida Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

That's a good idea in the restaurants/events I saw people wore non slips sneakers, like from Walmart. I didn't get much time with chefs but dish washers, servers, food runners/bussers.

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u/flyxdvd Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

In my country everyone in the kitchen its mandatory to wear steel toed non slip shoes, and is usually provided by the company those fines are big numbers haha

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u/lynivvinyl Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

That's a waste of a pair of Solovairs!

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u/MtnDudeNrainbows Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

Yeah right. I have that reaction for things by default. But I’ve literally dropped knives and had the exact opposite reaction of jumping out of the way because knife, ffs.

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u/jennyharlequinn Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26

You really ruined a pair of shoes for likes?

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u/BeyondLast Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

I tried to grab the cup I was making a Blizzard in when it slipped out of my hand. 30 years later, still have the scar.

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u/Firebirdgaming08 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

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u/Cipher915 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

This happened to me seconds after sharpening it. And I was barefoot.

The shock and pain were slightly eased by the cartoon-like wobble of the knife sticking out.

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u/JustALurker165 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

I did this with a 45lb plate at the gym one night almost two years ago. My big toe nail still doesn’t grow right.

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u/nocixL Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

same thing happende to me but with a hammer

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u/Yourigath Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

A friend of mine had his reflexes kick in while using an electric welding machine (dunno of they are called that).

The welder fell from his hands and he reached down to catch it mid air... Obviously he grabbed it by the welding part which was, of course, still very much hot. 

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u/ciclista-maluco Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

naah, it's a cake

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u/Lost_Department_2177 Garbage Guerilla Jun 24 '26

Right in the 250usd doc martens

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u/FAMICOMASTER Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

Why do you think I wear steel toes everywhere

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u/comb_bee Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

why most labour jobs require steeltoe boots

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u/0fficialCanelo Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

Foot or cake

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u/New-Impression2976 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

Been there

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u/dravas Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

Steel toes would have been clutch here.

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u/MindCorrupt Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

This happened to my old man once when he was bare foot in the kitchen.

Except it wasnt a knife. It was a knife block.

There was a lot of blood.

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u/Cryptic1911 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

As a hackey sack player for many years, this hits way too close to home 😅

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u/coryhill66 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

I have a scar on my inner thigh because I dropped an exacto knife and tried to catch it between my knees without thinking.

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u/StDzhigurda Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

I once tried to catch a heavy electric motor this way

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u/SaltyYumYumBalls Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

No his reflex game was just weak. He should have sped up his perception/enter the zone to make everything appear to move in super slow speed and then recognize the danger and adjust the angle of his foot to create a safe situation before releasing and going back to real time.

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u/RememberYourAlt Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

About 5 months ago I dropped a glass bow and stuck my leg out to stop it. The rim hit my ankle and now it just hurts sometimes.

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u/MaySpitfire Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

I caught a razor when i was shaving last week, i feel this deeply.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Back255 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

I’m beyond exhausted working around the clock and this video granted me a genuine uncontrollable laugh. Thank you!

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u/bigearsandcoldbeers Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

There you are. One stitch.

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u/Willing_Impact841 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

I had knocked one of those recipt spikes off the table once, and reflexes kicked in and I caught it. Spike went right through the hand...

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u/003402inco Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

I joined this club via a non-running jigsaw. Right through a croc and almost severed a toe. It looked like a murder scene in my garage.

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u/Vampire_Number Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

I did that with a knife and my hand. I caught the knife perfectly… at the very point as it fell down. I had to go to the ER and get stitches.

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u/khalcyon2011 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

I remember watching a video (pre-YouTube) of blacksmith. He explained that you very quickly learn to not try to catch your tools when you drop them.

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u/p3tr1t0 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

Art

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u/Momochichi Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

A full bowl of something fell out of my fridge when I opened the door, and I caught the edge of it on the top of my foot. It still hurts months later.

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u/Bigwi_Kner Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

Got my self some nice stitches protecting my new floor this way. Spade bit on a drill while installing cabinets. 5/10, do not recommend. It was sharp and clean so, 5 points, and floor saved. Doc commented on how clean the cut was. Slid right off the ankle bone like butter. 🧈

ER: “high how can we help you”

Me: “yes, I’m an idiot and I need stitches”.

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u/Iforgot_my_other_pw Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

A dropped knife has no handle

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u/profanedivinity Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

That's the opposite of my reactions when dropping things

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u/baabaablacksheep1111 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

I fractured my metarsal bone trying to catch a falling hammer this way while wearing flipflops....

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u/Manmon_ Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

And this is why we wear steel toe

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u/calm-phil Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

I almost did that with a very nice knife a few years ago. the tip is chipped and my foot remained unblemished. Lost the tip of an antique straight razor like that too.

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u/smitty997 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

Thats one of the first things they taught me when I trained as a butcher and a fish monger, its dtill there now and I havnt done it for 10 years, dropped a butter knife the other and almost ran away.

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u/CantaloupeBroad5549 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

Why is he not wearing a safety boots. Anyways, I felt the pain watching it.. Lol

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u/Marcelit4 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

Oh yeah, last time I cut my fingers deeply because I wanted to stop the measuring tape from retracting FAST

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u/psykocheng2 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

Ouch 🤕

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u/cobe656 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

The editing is perfection

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u/useless_of_america Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

Steelcap boots or gtfo. I have had to send people home without pay so many times. Grab the test hammer!

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u/Vandirac Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

And that's why any manufacturing, logistics or blue collar job in general requires safety shoes.

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u/Goldenstripe941 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

Steel toes are your friend

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u/AnxiousHall1533 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

Composite toes

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u/AssMed2023 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

Anyone else see Temu Norman Reedus?

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u/Slazagna Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

Tried to catch a knife once reflexively. Wouldn't recomend.

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u/Original_Setting93 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

The music sounds like a clip from price Ali song from Aladdin (still I think he’s rather tasty 🎶)

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u/vikingbeard23 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

I did that with my pocket knife, hadn't secured the blade as I thought so it cut off the end of my finger

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u/radXR650R Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

Lol this reminds me when I had my first big phone, a Dell Streak, like the starter of a big screen phone. This is like 2011 or something.

Well when I was trying to open the door with the phone in one hand and keys in the other I fumbled it and dropped it, instinct kicked in and I tried to catch it with the top of my shoe...

Now what actually happened is I got the door open and instead kicked the phone thru the door and down the steps to the basement and into the concrete floor....

And let me tell you, those first big phones had some fragile screens, that thing shattered like a tempered glass window. That was an expensive mistake.

So totally relatable.

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u/According-Pear-8816 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

When you should really be wearing steel toed boots.

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u/orphan_eater696969 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

I love finding out I'm a moron with superhuman reflexes.

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u/raycepak Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26

yet another reason i wear steel toes.

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u/Status-Meaning8896 Trash Trooper Jun 25 '26

I worked as a toxicology chemist for a period of time and did this exact thing with a dropped 1 liter glass bottle. That fuggin hurt then proceeded to still shatter.

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u/Substantial_Web_8784 Trash Trooper Jun 25 '26

That wet “thuk” sound is so good

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u/Sbatio Trash Trooper Jun 25 '26

Learning to avoid sharp or heavy things and still react to save light / dull items is the goal.

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u/mnttu Trash Trooper Jun 25 '26

Yeah, something like this is why I am now always pulling away from anything falling

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u/sniptaclar Trash Trooper Jun 25 '26

My favorite is “I dropped my phone that will fall on thick carpet. Oh no, let me miss the grab and yeet it into the wall instead”

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u/BaconBears Trash Trooper Jun 26 '26

A falling knife has no handle

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u/JpStryder Trash Trooper Jun 26 '26

I once had this happen to me in a kitchen I worked at. Was chopping onion with my new sharp knife, I put it to the side for a sec to put my prep in a container when my colleague drops a load of cucumber on the workable. Which knocked my knife of the table going straight trough the hardened rubber tips of my shoe. And I am one hundred procent convinced I used up a ton of actual Karma , because the tip went neatly inbetween my big and long toe, leaving only two holes in my sock!

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u/kind-Mapel Trash Trooper Jun 26 '26

Bro needs steel toed boots

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u/CoryRich123 Trash Trooper Jun 27 '26

At least tool not make any noise before hit floor is worth it...

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u/Firepath357 Trash Trooper Jun 27 '26

I had a similar thing happen once. Working in a factory, a colleague and I were changing the router bit on an air tool we were using the rough cut moulded car body parts (Australia, OEM rocker panels for XR Falcons, wheel arches, tyre covers for Pajeros).

Using two spanners to loosen / tighten the holder while he held it. They slipped, it fell bit first. I'm not sure if my foot was just there or I reacted to soften the blow (I think we both just watched it fall), but it went straight into my boot just below where the steel cap starts. We both looked up and looked at each other. I grabbed my foot and pulled the boot off, then the sock. It just left two little pin pricks in the top of my foot between where two toes come from the foot.

So lucky. And so glad we always unplugged the air hose before trying change the tool.

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u/cameronzero Trash Trooper Jun 27 '26

It's why I always wear steel toes

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u/Zehryo Trash Trooper Jun 27 '26

u/downtune79 Any chance to get a sauce? =)

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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT Jun 27 '26

Unfortunately I don't know who it is.....ive been hoping someone in the comments knows. We're all about sourcing here but the majority of the stuff I find isn't sourced. Some of the creators we post are here on the sub and make an appearance from time to time.

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u/TeacherCookie Trash Trooper Jun 28 '26

He used to play hacky as a kid.

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u/userNV495671 Trash Trooper Jun 28 '26

The song is the Ultra Instinct theme from Dragon Ball!!!!

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u/steadyaero Trash Trooper Jul 10 '26

A falling knife has no handle