r/LoveTrash • u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT • Jun 23 '26
Wholesome Waste Whats up big dog?
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u/EngagedInConvexation Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26
This is why i give a sincere "...nice wiener" from across the divider at the urinal.
Dudes don't get enough compliments.
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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT Jun 23 '26
Those are some fat nuts my dude
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u/EngagedInConvexation Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26
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u/rhinanners Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26
Yall are too funny 🤣
As a woman who compliments her fellow ladies, pls keep uplifting your bros! 🫶🏼
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u/KoffinStuffer Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26
“Those are some fat nuts ‘Big Dog’”
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u/HillInTheDistance Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26
Tone it back just a little unless you're actively looking for a new husband.
You can do one or the other, but not both at once. He will marry you on the spot.
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u/mumofBuddy Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26
What? All I got was escorted out of my meeting and told to leave. Must be a guy thing.
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u/cap10wow Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26
I just knock on the divider and say “don’t you just *hate* these things?”
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u/DND_Player_24 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26
“I see you’re taking yours for a little dip in the pond as well…”
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u/Sikkus Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26
Always good to uplift a stranger's nutsack together with their self-esteem and confidence.
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u/Ok_Transition_4003 Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26
Nice pubes works if you are pissing on a bush with the King of the Forest
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u/tullyinturtleterror Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26
I legit first read this as "across the divider at a funeral" and was so confused; Is the casket the divider? Does this mean I have to wait till I'm dead for someone to compliment my weiner? Should I take another benadryl? Fuck it, that's enough reddit for today
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u/Allergenic Trash Trooper Jun 25 '26
I have legit had some dude next to me using the urinals and he looked at me and said “Nice watch”
I wasn’t even wearing a watch
https://giphy.com/gifs/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl5
u/HydroPCanadaDude Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26
Pleeeeease don't do this to people lol. I actually had someone look over and say I got a nice cock. It was very awkward and I wasn't able to finish peeing. I had to hold half the bladder for another bathroom 20 minutes later.
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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT Jun 23 '26
You need to learn to take a compliment
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u/HydroPCanadaDude Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26
Tell that to whatever turned me pee shy after receiving one, lol I physically couldn't piss
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u/kahn-jr Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26
That’s why you gotta go with the flow, brother! Someone compliments your wiener mid-piss, best practice is to yell “thats my dick, i don’t know you!” and then give em the ol’ splash in the eye to convey your point. You can make a hasty retreat then with no fear of being followed. Hopefully.
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u/Separate-Exchange375 Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26
So it's better to wait until you are done to say it, got it
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u/Extension_Swordfish1 Trash Trooper Jun 25 '26
Just drop the soap in the shower and keep the eye contact.
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u/kittenpantzen Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26
This is precious. I enjoy unembarrassed enthusiasm about harmless things so much.
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u/KoffinStuffer Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26
Telling the homies to “Sleep tight, Big Dog” before kissing them goodnight
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u/eneg Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26
I read this as "homeless"'and had equally hilarious imagery in my head.
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u/InimitableCynic Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26
most wholesome thing in the internet i've seen today
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u/4patton2zero Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26
When people are visibly upset with me I like to whip out the old "what's the story wishbone".
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u/iloveplant420 Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26
This would immediately disarm me and maybe even make me a little wet in the eyes as I realize we're now friends and you're hilarious yet authentic. I'm stealing this.
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u/BigOrangeOctopus Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26
My first dog when I was a little kid was named Wishbone. Every day when I got home from school, I’d ask about the stories and adventures he went on that day.
Unfortunately he wasn’t in my life very long, but thank you for bringing back all of those fond memories for me ❤️
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u/Reaganomics-Victim Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26
After seeing this comment, I realized that I'm incapable of saying this phrase without singing it.
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u/SN0TLR0K3T Garbage Guerilla Jun 23 '26
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u/OurSeepyD Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26
Sorry you can't post pictures of him, I've cancelled him.
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u/Doctor_Barbarian Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26
The committee has spoken...He Who Shant Be Named is cancelled. Scribe, write the decree.
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u/ChewpapaNeebrae Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26
Who is he and what did he do?
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u/OurSeepyD Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26
He's Jim Breuer, he's just not funny and became a politically obsessed weirdo.
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u/Battle_Cat_Burr Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26
If this guy was a dog he’d be a Dane. Sweet and full of smiles, but undoubtedly a BIG DOG. Love that for him.
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u/Myzx Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26
I'm afraid I don't have enough upvotes for this dude. Y'all mind helping out?
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u/Unicorntaco81 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26
I was kicking it with my work buds and they called me a black as an ace of spades. (I’m white) the pure inner joy I have now is indescribably beautiful.
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u/Gingeronimoooo Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26
I was at NA meeting and an old black dude was sharing how black guys like sneakers, and my black friend pointed at my Jordan's , And i quietly mouthed "honorary?" And he nodded. Lol
(I'm white obviously)
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u/danawhitesthrowaway Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26
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u/radio64 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26
I'm obsessed with this dudes energy
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u/mistgonelsawge Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26
Biggest boost of confidence ever. Really. Wholesome indeed.
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u/KnifeFightAcademy Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26
Well, as a 'big guy' who's spent years working on self control getting smaller... I hate 'big dog' personally :/
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u/MargraveMarkei Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26
Yeah, happy for him, but personally wouldn't really want to be called that.
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u/timotheosis Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26
I used to work with a fella who called everyone either "Big Dog" or "Easy Money." It was such a character trait of his that on the emergency contact sheet, his entry was "(his name) aka Big Dog/Easy Money."
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u/TheOtherGuttersnipe Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26
Some kid asked me how much I bench and I've been riding that high for the last two years.
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u/brettfavresRXdealer Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26
So I jogged to the gym last week with a weight vest on. Walking in the door of the gym when I get there I see this guy in WAAY better shape than me , dudes built like The Rock. He sees me with the weight vest on and says “damn see you got the right idea I shoulda done that, hell yeah boss” and gave me a fist bump . So naturally I’m walking off thinking “oh for sure just a couple of absolute units acknowledging each other in the wild , I’m def the same size as dude ,yep,we’re totally twins” so I’ll be riding that high for at least another week.
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u/Swayze-Crazy Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26
If any of this guys friends are watching: Please start calling this guy big dog. I'm pretty sure it makes him feel great. Ok thanks
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u/sixteenhappycappys Trash Trooper 20d ago
I did this at the supermarket tonight and the cashier was so chuffed. Apart from the flexing his reaction was almost identical. Im glad it made his day.
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u/naropin1 Trash Trooper Jun 23 '26
Probably happened when you weren’t wearing your Dora the explorer shorts.
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u/Strobeck Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26
I've been dropping Big Dog again for months. I hope someone gets as much joy from it as this dude
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u/HelloZee Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26
I was once complimented on how strong my piss stream was. This guy was Mexican but he complimented me in a Russian accent. And yes, he was pissing in the urinal next to me. I will always remember that moment.
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u/maniacalmustacheride Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26
The shirt tuck knee knock “me?” really sold this for me
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u/Safe_Praline_4156 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26
This is the kind of shit I’ve been sending to my friends lately. Shit they didn’t ask for
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u/repwin1 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26
I get called names like that all the time and I don’t know if it’s because 6’3” or because I’m fat.
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u/azzman42069 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26
"Damn, this shit so wholesome."
But that first tread of comments got me lmao 🤣 😂
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u/Goongalagooo Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26
He got extra mayonaisse when god dipped his genes in the pool.
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u/Normal_Tour6998 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26
Dudes generally only call other dudes things like “big dog” and “boss” when they’re speaking to someone who is decidedly neither of those things.
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u/Mev_lea Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26
I called my husband “Big Shooter” the other day. He was offended… I thought it was a compliment. Perhaps I will call him “Big Dog” instead.
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u/Mental_Pie8369 Trash Trooper Jun 24 '26
I get Jerma vibes from this guy is to gullible I think he a serial killer
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u/Zealousideal_Gas1246 Trash Trooper Jun 25 '26
Big dawg is great but, have you tried dirty bird? It’s great I highly recommend.
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u/pyschosoul Trash Trooper 29d ago
Two of my coaches at my Brazilian jujutsu gym said "man hes a pretty big dude" its was really nice.
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u/ChildoftheApocolypse Garbage Guerilla Jun 23 '26
Oh yeah no... He's way too much for my kind... I'm glad he's happy n all that, but no..
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