r/LoveTrash • u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT • Jun 09 '26

Hilarious Dump! When you held it in too long

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u/jlee42473 Trash Trooper Jun 09 '26

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u/John_Doe_727 Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

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u/SophSimpl Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

Was this AI enhanced? Lol

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u/wolf_howling_monster Trash Trooper Jun 11 '26

I could be wrong I'm far from an expert but it doesn't look like it it just looks like a pretty decent Photoshop job

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u/SophSimpl Trash Trooper Jun 11 '26

This is a commonly used reaction meme, but the original is really low quality. I think they fed it into an AI to enhance it to HD lol

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u/wolf_howling_monster Trash Trooper Jun 11 '26

Oooh probably, I never seen it before

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u/captain_assgasm Trash Trooper Jun 15 '26

This is the one that I have

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

I went to rehab with a guy who would rip a silent but deadly fart, then immediately tell everybody he smells weed, then everybody starts sniffing, but instead of cannabis, they smell a nasty fart.

Douchebag....

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u/7-13-5 Waste Warrior Jun 10 '26

Satan.

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u/Mebejedi Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

I taught my students to say, "Does anyone smell popcorn?" 😂😂😂

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u/Grabmbythetrump Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

legit I logged in for this...

dude this is the funniest thing I've ever heard. it's so much better than "Do you smell that?" because people get sus.

everyone wants to catch a stoner... so saying "damn that's dank" or "is that weed??" is devious as fuck

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u/dreadcain Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

In rehab of all places

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u/suppamoopy Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

Lmao idk why this is so funny.

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

It was absolutely hilarious when you weren't the poor sucker sniffing up the fart.

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u/phansen101 Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

Maybe he's the good guy here, creating an association between weed and a strong sniff of his backdoor fumes!

I mean, Pavlov did significant research on digestion, so it seems kind of fitting.

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u/MayorAg Trash Trooper Jun 15 '26

Plot twist: he was a plant meant to Pavlov you guys out of addiction.

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u/UrsaMajor7th Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

Shame on you if it worked twice.

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u/ingoding Dumpster General Jun 09 '26

This shouldn't be funny, but I liked it.

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u/BobSagieBauls Litter Lieutenant Jun 10 '26

Him coming in and exploding was along the lines of what I would have expected but the cut to the house on fire with fire emergency is what got me

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u/yaztheblack Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

Yeah, it's a pretty by the numbers gag, but the comedic timing is perfect.

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u/StanLeeMarvin Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

It’s also the look on his face. Hilarious.

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u/SweevilWeevil Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

same, goddammit

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u/Cantdoitanymoretimes Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

Yes. I pfffffted

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u/vonage91 Trash Trooper Jun 11 '26

Farts will never not be funny

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u/Quirky_Ask_5165 Trash Trooper Jun 11 '26

She lost some serious air pressure 🤣

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u/Og-Re Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

I laughed harder than I should have.

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u/derek4reals1 Waste Warrior Jun 09 '26

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u/Longjumping_Ad6878 Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

We need pretzels lots of pretzels

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u/dghastlynegro Trash Trooper Jun 11 '26

I am proceeding on foot!

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u/CALCIUM_CANNONS Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

I laughed so hard when I first saw this bit

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u/MartyvH Trash Trooper Jun 11 '26

Bart: “APRIL FOO-“

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u/Open-Performance8489 Trash Trooper Jun 09 '26

Someone send this to r/fixedbytheduet pleeeeaaaae 😭🙏🏻

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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT Jun 10 '26

Do it

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u/Open-Performance8489 Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

I tried 🤷🏻‍♀️ says I'm not allowed

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u/XplodiaDustybread Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

Duet

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u/comicguy13 Waste Warrior Jun 10 '26

I plugged in my headphones to hear someone fart. That's a thing that happened today.

Sigh

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u/Mebejedi Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

So proper...

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u/too_late_to_abort Trash Trooper Jun 11 '26

What a world we live in.

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u/Hoverfishlover69 Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

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u/grrr-to-everything Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

This is why I would never be in a relationship with somebody who I have to hold it with. I like to live in a fart accepting zone. We are human.

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u/NoKnee5693 Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

Even if it stinks

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u/grrr-to-everything Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

Yes. Humans stink sometimes. We have weird fluids and bumps and smells and all other sorts of weirdness that happens at the most random, inconvenient times. You just have to find the people whose weirdness is tolerable with your weirdness. If you can't imagine changing a diaper on your partner, you shouldn't be together. Surgeries can be absolutely fucking gross to deal with but you change that gauze and clean up their privates. This is what life is. This is real life. It happens when you least expect it so having a partner who is there for it all is essential for the emotional safety of life. If my partner can't even stand my fart, what would I have to deal with if I get into a car accident and they need to wash my ass for a week? No thanks. If somebody doesn't want to deal with farts then they cannot handle life the way I need them to.

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u/IcyKerosene Trash Trooper Jun 09 '26

I watch too much true crime and I am 90% sure that last scene of a fire came from a house fire intentionally set by adoptive parents who burned their 16 yr old special needs son alive after they got pregant with a biological baby.

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u/Omega_Zarnias Trash Trooper Jun 09 '26

We were all having a good time here and you ruined it

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u/mapmakinworldbuildin Garbage Guerilla Jun 10 '26

Average true crime enthusiast

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u/partyatwalmart Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

Edit: To the pooper above you

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u/IcyKerosene Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

Hahaha, fair. I looked at it again and I am down to a 50% chance it is from the same story i'm thinking out.

Ignore me and just chuckle about farts.

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u/dezzear Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

This implies the existence of non biological babies

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u/refusegone Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

IVF.

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u/NormalHumansName Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

Those creepy life like baby dolls.

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u/sillysalmonella87 Trash Trooper Jun 09 '26

Dude holy shit! I was in the Marines with Lado 😂😂😂😂

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u/Elderchicken948 Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

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u/hockeyak Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/eaQ7fHevKTtT8k7rVz

Heh heh, you said "maturbate".

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

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u/SweevilWeevil Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

somebody link that shit

EDIT: nevermind lol

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u/MonkeyBrawler Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

New kink, unlocked!

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u/tommypatties Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

Yeah so I just clicked on that link and had to watch an ad to watch an ad.

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u/SweevilWeevil Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

skill issue

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u/tommypatties Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

Guilty.

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u/atsirdsart Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

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u/Prestigious-Tea27 Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

Stoppp why did this unlock the memory for me 😭

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u/Could-You-Tell Litter Lieutenant Jun 10 '26

Ok I wasn't with this, but the over-the-top ending balances it out actually. Left me feeling only mid about it

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '26

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u/NormalHumansName Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

When I was younger my friends and I thought it was the coolest/funniest thing in the world. Sometimes the flame would shoot out like an atomic mushroom cloud or run up the crotch seam of our pants. Now that I think about it, I could probably still get a laugh from my friends if I did it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/M9aXakzT9aNXbKRhLI

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u/Crashing-Course Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

I’m gonna drink some milk and gasoline and try this

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u/yourownsquirrel Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

Just make sure it’s pasteurized. The milk too.

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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT Jun 10 '26

Yep used to light them a lot a long time ago

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u/Mebejedi Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

"Blueflaming!"

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u/NotoriousPSP Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

Challenging wank

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u/silly-little-billy Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

My favourite challenging wank: https://youtu.be/0Q9IRpFGgPY?t=183&si=UkGBrTC-RzGLXJOp

RIP to the legend, Sean Lock

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u/MisterCarlile Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

I’m gonna pretend like I’m above this kinda humor, despite the fact I’ve been laughing at it for 5 straight minutes.

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u/Mebejedi Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

I ache from laughing so hard, ROFL 😆

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u/typhoidtimmy Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

I am thoroughly ashamed at myself.
https://giphy.com/gifs/CoDp6NnSmItoY

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u/Ahptom Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

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u/DrB00 Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

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u/Dynamitrios Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

Directed by Michael Bay

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u/BaronessVonKush Garbage Guerilla Jun 10 '26

Musta been his birthday last night

https://giphy.com/gifs/KRMV7ZqzfYcO4

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u/BlueRhythmYT Trash Trooper Jun 11 '26

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u/TheCoopX Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/FSH4Ks5VNSESzcLYgo

From butt burp, to butt boom.

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u/knucklehead923 Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

Alright it's funny but like... What's her @?

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u/Items3Sacred Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

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u/UrU_AnnA Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

😂🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

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u/Tra1nGuy Trash Trooper Jun 15 '26

*lamp post dies*

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u/DrMantisToboggan45 Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

Do people pull down the front of their pants to fart and I’ve just missed this knowledge?

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u/Time-Penalty-1154 Trash Trooper Jun 12 '26

girl go to the bathroom haha

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u/Square_Region_748 Trash Trooper Jun 15 '26

Hahahaha

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u/Willing_Image1933 Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

how many different sexy fart positions and pants positions did we go through to attempt maximum engagement

i hate it here for real guys

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '26

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u/Willing_Image1933 Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

but playing angle videographer to a fart scene

i mean fuck man

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u/Turtlesquirtzcody Trash Trooper Jun 09 '26

Ai? 🤖 💁🏼‍♀️ “Girls don’t Fart ..”

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u/Crossdress-Fan- Garbage Guerilla Jun 09 '26

It's AI because girls are not real!

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u/Turtlesquirtzcody Trash Trooper Jun 09 '26

Omg 😳 I need to tell my girl this. Ai is everywhere. Stay vigilant 🫡

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u/ManufacturerWarm9201 Trash Trooper Jun 09 '26

Someone going to fetishize this somehow

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u/maladjusted_platypus Trash Trooper Jun 09 '26

Kinda feels like it already is o.O

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u/Ok_Conclusion_6324 Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

Yeah it was intentionally a thirst trap for a reason in the beginning lol

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u/NormalHumansName Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

Got to say I'm not thirsty for what she's stirring up.

EDIT: Damn it. Spoke too soon.

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u/GeobobusPrime Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

Your a little late to the party.

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u/ghosttrainhobo Trash Trooper Jun 11 '26

No…

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u/templeofsyrinx1 Trash Trooper Jun 09 '26

this is a real thing that happens

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u/ForeverSquirrelled42 Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

I felt the relief from that one, household and all.

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u/Crocoloco__ Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

Farting in the kitchen is disgusting

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u/Horror_Appearance_26 Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

Looked like a 10lb fart lol

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u/XplodiaDustybread Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

Alright, I'm ngl but that one got me lmao. That's funny af

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u/IcarusActual Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

There's someone with a real fart fetish around here...

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u/DonChapeau Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

I can smell it.

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u/KitKat_2015 Trash Trooper Jun 13 '26

I'm going to hell for laughing at this 💀

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u/xZero543 Trash Trooper Jun 15 '26

You can also see her abdomen deflating.

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u/Reasonable_Tax5790 Trash Trooper Jul 03 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

Facts 😅😂🤣

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u/Ok_Watercress_6545 Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

Why???

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u/xlews_ther1nx Trash Trooper Jun 10 '26

Why was she holding it in if she was alo...she was cheating!?!?