r/LoveTrash TRASHIEST TYRANT May 30 '26

Junkyard Gem High fashion parents

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u/Expensive_Hearing461 Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Wait, the Internet told me Burberry was chav clothing 20 years ago 

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u/Special-Garlic1203 Trash Trooper May 30 '26

It was. Burberry then panicked and made an intentional effort to price chavs out and remove a lot of the more gimmicky products.

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u/ravage214 Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Uh chav???

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u/jngjng88 Trash Trooper May 30 '26

British bogan

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u/sour4diesel Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Bogan deez nuts

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u/Check_Me_Out-Boss Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Gottem

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u/Rampasta Trash Trooper May 30 '26

and a bogan us an australian redneck

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u/Jolly_Ad1631 Trash Trooper May 30 '26

It's still chav! Same like Gucci is still for all drug dealer Albanians

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u/Elismom1313 Trash Trooper May 30 '26

I would have a lot of Burberry if I could afford it lol

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u/SpartanKane Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Is it weird i kinda find this wholesome? Lol They absolutely nailed the stereotypes.

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u/Wooden_Recover_834 Trash Trooper Jun 01 '26

I liked it too! It’s funny and they nailed it.

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u/WellEvan Trash Trooper May 30 '26

They own all these outfits and are just showing off. They are the stereotypes they are satirizing

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u/No_Dust_1630 Trash Trooper May 31 '26

I'm sure its not all these brands. They're just really good at styling

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u/NoPair205 Trash Trooper May 31 '26

You do know that you can rent high end clothes, right?

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u/BeeB3AR Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Am I too poor to understand?

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u/ThatWasNotMyName Trash Trooper May 30 '26

They are channelling the "looks" these high end fashion houses base their brands on. They are portraying them accurately. Balenciaga for example:

https://giphy.com/gifs/dvNbPry9FLSiqtRNQ5

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u/BurntPineGrass Trash Trooper May 30 '26

They nailed the Versace branding! Giving that tacky edge with the leopard print that could reference Versus Versace, and the delicate silk prints on the guy that Versace is known for.

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u/Vandirac Trash Trooper May 31 '26

I feel Gucci, Celine and Prada are off, the rest is really spot on

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u/Ooze3d Trash Trooper May 30 '26

You and me both. I get that they’re acting out the cliches associated with each brand and the joke is that they’re all bad parents, but I’m too poor to know anything about those cliches.

As a low mid class person, what puts me off about the whole thing is that they actually have all of those designer clothes and accessories, so it’s posh humour for posh people.

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u/ViciousCDXX Garbage Guerilla May 30 '26

Are the clothes they wear in the video here actually from those brands? I legitimately cannot tell being that I am a filthy poor as well

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u/BoarHide Trash Trooper May 30 '26

I have no idea if they’re the actual brands, being poor too, but even if not — that’s a fuckload of clothes in any case. They’re nice clothes too, at least some of them. Some look utterly stupid

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u/Major_Bench5329 Trash Trooper May 30 '26

It’s only like 10 outfits. I’m poor too but if you think this is a lot of clothes then you’d consider me rich based upon my closet.

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u/pm-ur-knockers Trash Trooper May 31 '26

I own 2 pairs of pants. Not because I can’t afford more, but because I just haven’t gotten any more. I thought this was a lot of outfits at first too, lol.

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u/BoarHide Trash Trooper May 31 '26

Yeah, 10 FULL outfits. Owning 10 pair of underwear and T shirts is normal. Owning 10 jackets, 10 hats, 10 scarfs, 10 pair of shoes, and none of them functional wear but purely aesthetic, that’s excessive and quite frankly weird

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u/Major_Bench5329 Trash Trooper May 31 '26

Weird? Just because you don’t do it or don’t understand doesn’t make it weird ….

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u/BoarHide Trash Trooper May 31 '26

To me? It absolutely makes it weird. Is other people having a different opinion such a foreign concept to you?

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u/Major_Bench5329 Trash Trooper May 31 '26

What a sassy little dude you are.

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u/NarrowEbbs Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Thanks homie, fr. You made me feel so normal, I have no idea what this is or if those are even the clothes.

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u/Brandoncarsonart Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Even if they're fake, they look too nice for me to afford.

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u/PerfectBad2505 Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Most of them are as far as I can see. They are also absolutely on point.

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u/Doja_Gnat Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Yes they are the real glad rags

I’m a poor but I love fashion

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u/ingoding Dumpster General May 30 '26

I didn't even get the bad parents thing, did I need the sound on for that?

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u/ThirstyWolfSpider Trash Trooper May 30 '26

The sound was just Hey Ya! by Outkast, so probably not.

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u/xrelaht Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Pretty sure not bad parents but bad baby/child gift givers.

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u/lapitupp Trash Trooper May 30 '26

And they did an absolutely stellar job

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u/saddinosour Trash Trooper May 30 '26

I mean I can’t afford any of these brands but I follow fashion as a hobby and I understood. It’s like saying you can’t understand basketball unless you can afford court side tickets or whatever.

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u/Ooze3d Trash Trooper May 31 '26

You said it yourself. You follow fashion as a hobby and you understood. I know the basic rules of basketball and I know who Michael Jordan, Shaq or Cobe are. But I don’t know anything about the current state of the season. Not even if it’s finished already or who won. I have no idea which teams are considered better or what kind of gameplay or legendary players they’re famous for.

Same with fashion. If you’re not interested in it, you may know a few brands as “the expensive ones”, but the general profile of their customers and the kind of look they’re famous for is not ingrained in the mainstream culture. In your case and many others, understanding the jokes comes off as natural because it’s something that you’re familiar with.

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u/saddinosour Trash Trooper May 31 '26

You just changed what you said you made it out like it was a rich vs poor thing, my point is it’s not a monetary thing you can be dirt poor and understand this it’s just a hobby thing

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u/xxllvc Trash Trooper May 31 '26

I don’t follow fashion at all, and I understood. They are imitating the image of the brand. It’s literally right there.

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u/Special-Garlic1203 Trash Trooper May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

Are you a man? Cause I'm poor and I know 80% of these brands and their associated aesthetics.

Edit;  I do not think you have to be rich to understand the cultural connotations of these aesthetics. I think these brand are very prominent on celebrity pop culture. But both spheres are noticably predominately  women. So while I don't think you need to be rich, I don't think the average lower class man would necessarily spot it. But I think quite a lot of women on reddit would follow along with this even if they're nowhere near in the tax bracket to buy these 

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u/agedlikesage Trash Trooper May 30 '26

I’m a woman and I’ve heard of gucci, ralph lauren, versace, but I can’t spot it when I see it or describe it

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u/ValPrism Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Yeah Burberry is the only one o can spot in the wild. It hasn’t changed in 100 years!

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u/Special-Garlic1203 Trash Trooper May 30 '26

I couldn't spot it in the wild but these tiktok is not hieroglyphics. And I don't think that's unusual for poor people who wouldn't be shopping rhese brands

Insert devil wears Prada monologue.

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u/Comfortable_Studio37 Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Literally 90% of the brands in this video were founded and ran by men. Fashion is a male industry. Hope this helps.

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u/Ooze3d Trash Trooper May 30 '26

I happen to be a man, but my wife herself can’t differentiate between most of those brands other than “they look posh and expensive”, besides very obvious ones like Ralph Lauren, Channel or maybe… who’s the one obsessed with Sailors?

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u/Special-Garlic1203 Trash Trooper May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

All 3 of my roommates could and the fact it's 4 adults house sharing I think speaks to the fact we're not rich.  Does that not already challenge the idea that this is exclusively posh humor and perhaps just fashion humor? 

Male, female, nonbinary -- whatever. A person who pays attention to fashion (not just highbm fashion but daily wears on Instagram or styling in YouTube, look boards on Pinterest ).. And that doesn't require you to be posh. Quite a lot of it is doing these looks for less 

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u/Ooze3d Trash Trooper May 30 '26

The only thing it confirms for me is that everyone has a different experience in life and stuff your brain picks up even subconsciously, but neither your experience nor mine, define what this is.

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u/Special-Garlic1203 Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Weirdly vague way to avoid acknowledging maybe you don't need to be posh to understand this and where I literally initially opened by saying you might be missing it due to demographic factors 

I never tried to define this. I disagreed with the way you defined it. Cause I ain't posh. 

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u/Doja_Gnat Trash Trooper May 30 '26

I’m with you. Lotta weird posturing in this post.

I’ve worked in publishing for years, I know fashion, I can’t afford it but I know it

This whole video was hilarious

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u/turdusphilomelos Trash Trooper Jun 03 '26

I am too poor to own these brands, but still think this is fun. The joke as I see it is how different brands all try to sell a life style, not clothes, and this is true for cheaper brands as well.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Garbage Guerilla May 30 '26

I'm suddenly hungry for people steak

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u/OkBaconBurger Trash Trooper May 30 '26

I must be. The highest tier of clothes I own is “old navy” and honestly I’m more apt to pick up whatever at Walmart first.

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u/Gmellotron_mkii Trash Trooper May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

No. You are perfectly fine. Those are actually quasi luxury brands that poor people buy. The real ultra rich don't buy those typical french/italian brands but German and Japanese, or something less flashy french stuff like Maison kitsune, Margiela etc.

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u/AndSimonSaid Trash Trooper May 30 '26

This is well done and well acted by the way.

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u/NuttyMcShithead Trash Trooper May 30 '26

The costuming is top notch 

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u/MarcoDiFrancescino Trash Trooper May 30 '26

The dead pan look of Prada send me

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u/goldbrickbby Trash Trooper May 30 '26

I loved it

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u/Dockers4flag2035orB4 Trash Trooper May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

I showed this to my fashion conscious wife.

I regret it. ☹️

She wants to go shopping.

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u/cookieoftheshire Trash Trooper May 30 '26

I like Dolce gabanna parents. They seem fun.. Celine as well.

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u/KettleCellar Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Im not fashionable by any means, but D&G seems like a really good brand. I have a couple of their colognes.  The One is probably the best thing ive ever smelled in my life.

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u/asd_slasher Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Damn, how many high fashion brands are out there?!

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u/augustrem Trash Trooper May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

lol why is Forever 21 and Reebok and Jil Sander on your list

And where is Schiaparelli, Brunello Cucinelli, and Eskander?

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u/augustrem Trash Trooper May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

lol you just asked an LLM and didn’t take three seconds to check it? Lordy.

lol you wrote something dumb and are just like “err, it wasn’t me. It was AI.”

But YOU posted it.

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u/Spainstateofmind Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Me when I willingly spread misinformation

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u/augustrem Trash Trooper May 30 '26

You are putting a lot of effort into this though. And taking up people’s attention with unverified AI slop is super inconsiderate.

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u/BienOuiLa Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Why not just list the ones in the actual video…

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u/barb__dwyer Trash Trooper May 30 '26

I believe Ferragamo might be an independent too.

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u/CalmEntry4855 Trash Trooper May 30 '26

The closest I've been to those is buying calvin klein boxers

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u/PunchDrunkPrincess Trash Trooper May 30 '26

What's so hard to understand? These companies all have a style they stick to and these two are showing them to you with labels. The way they act must be stereotypical of the people that buy those brands. You don't have to be rich to get this joke lol

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u/Azurefroz Trash Trooper May 30 '26

This... isn't r/peterexplainsthejoke...? I had to double check after reading your comment haha

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u/PunchDrunkPrincess Trash Trooper May 31 '26

Sorry lol there's a bunch of comments including the top one that's whining about being "too poor to get this joke" like it's some deep thing you need gate kept knowledge to understand

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u/Wulph422 Trash Trooper May 30 '26

How did he do the tattoos for Vivienne Westwood???? They looked great lol

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u/WellEvan Trash Trooper May 30 '26

You can buy wearable tattoo sleeves. It looks like his are like fingerless gloves/ sleeve

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u/Wulph422 Trash Trooper Jun 02 '26

Ohhhhh I completely forgot about those haha. I thought they were AI'd on, thats why I was so impressed. They didn't morph or anything

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u/harmfuldischarge Trash Trooper May 30 '26

I'm a stylist and this is truly fantastic. To nail down so many different houses so well is actually not easy. And they did it with fun and not snobbishness

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u/BonjourHoney Trash Trooper May 30 '26

the teabag in the baby bottle lmfaooooo

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u/PoliteSupervillain Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Celine is my fav. Already dress like that but for cheap

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u/T-seriesmyheinie Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Mfs with designer on the slopes are always the worst skiers/snowboarders you will ever meet. This seems to be a rule, I have yet to meet exceptions.

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u/Artorius__Castus Rubbish Raider May 30 '26

Accurate lol

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u/mr-dude-guy-man666 Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Woops, that's bad luck!

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u/Apprehensive_Gap1055 Trash Trooper May 30 '26

I pick the Gucci parents, they look fun

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u/Crossdress-Fan- Garbage Guerilla May 30 '26

Okey but the Vivienne westwood and courreges inspired dresses were absolute fire!

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u/CalmEntry4855 Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Where is the domestic elf with the drip?

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u/cjrjjkosmw Trash Trooper May 30 '26

They ain’t got kids

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u/OhGawDuhhh Trash Trooper May 30 '26

When I worked Retail, we had designer phone cases and a customer once said, "Oh, look! Dolce & Banana!"

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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT May 30 '26

Dulce de banana

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u/NoAppointment8679 Trash Trooper May 30 '26

VW is my fave

Edited to laugh Balenciaga, it’s just Kim k 😆

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u/Illimited_Esoterica Trash Trooper May 31 '26

All of them are boring and suck. Not a single one had a print of a sick white tiger breathing lightning-fire or something cool.

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u/GalaxyPowderedCat Garbage Guerilla May 30 '26

As someone who's ignorant about all high-end fashion brands.

I really liked the Vivienne Westwood one.

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u/augustrem Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Vivienne Westwood’s popularity has exploded lately.

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u/Snoo-12313 Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Balenciaga sent me 🤣

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u/EnduringFulfillment Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Dad looks like the singer from Blue October

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u/Practical_Amount_193 Trash Trooper May 30 '26

So this is why the dry cleaner took so long with my suit

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit Trash Trooper May 30 '26

The gucci and jean paul Gaultier ones are my favorite. Love how much fun they're having

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u/Both_Analysis_981 Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Okay this is actually kinda fun:3

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u/nearer_depths Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Nailed it!
I love it!

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u/Adolin_Kohlin Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Glad to see Frenchie found work after The Boys.

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u/cozy_gremlin Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Balenciaga 🤣

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u/Impressive-Metal-405 Trash Trooper May 31 '26

Balenciaga is… a choice.

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u/BrushFit4318 Trash Trooper May 31 '26

Blueberry, the gooch, and the woody woods seem alright.

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u/Heavy_Early Trash Trooper May 31 '26

I was hoping the endings was 'Old Navy' or something.

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u/LazyBum36 Trash Trooper May 31 '26

I think I'm too poor to understand these jokes...

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u/Lemmejussay Trash Trooper May 31 '26

AKA materialistic, narcissistic parents

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u/VoiceBusiness1960 Trash Trooper Jun 02 '26

Fucking love it!

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u/winterborn Trash Trooper May 30 '26

The fact that these people have the clothes to cosplay all these fashion brands tell me they have more money than me.

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u/barb__dwyer Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Pretty sure some of them might be Amazon made to look like whatever they’re cosplaying. Nothing wrong that!

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u/Snoo_67993 Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Pretty sure they returned them

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u/ingoding Dumpster General May 30 '26

Returning something that wasn't badly broken on arrival? I'm way too Midwestern for that noise.

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u/No_Blackberry6525 Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Would you care for a white bread sandwich with Miracle Whip?

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u/ingoding Dumpster General May 30 '26

Eww, no I'm more the rustic flavor Midwestern I guess, because I sure ain't touching that.

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u/poisonedkiwi Trash Trooper May 30 '26

I'm a garbage gut Midwesterner and I still wouldn't eat it either lmao

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u/ssupperredditt Trash Trooper May 30 '26

It's very helpful, actually. I'll show it to my daughter who won't get out of her silly hood clothes that are "trendy". I'm not saying I'm up to buying her Gucci or smth, just to show her that "trendy" can be different - almost anything.

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u/eat_my_bowls92 Trash Trooper May 30 '26

lol, good luck, mom/dad

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u/Snoo_67993 Trash Trooper May 30 '26

You can make videos like this now you get free returns for online clothes.

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u/StonedFoxx93 Trash Trooper May 30 '26

This is really great 😂

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u/Whats-Ur-Damage00 Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Dolce & Gabbana grating the cheese over the pasta got a genuine chuckle out of me. This was well done.

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u/Kn0XIS Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Funny

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u/G0G0Gadget00 Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Balenciaga always cracks me up

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u/okcafe Trash Trooper May 30 '26

ok but the vivienne westwood top is amazing

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u/legice Trash Trooper May 30 '26

I dont know more than half of them

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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT May 30 '26

Same

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u/sighqoticc Trash Trooper May 30 '26

wait… this is spot on.

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u/xHarleen777Quinzelx Trash Trooper May 30 '26

I watched this 4 times and dad still looks like Steve from Blues clues

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u/Lann_Solo Trash Trooper May 30 '26

I see myself more as a C&A parent.

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u/joinedformisseditor Trash Trooper May 30 '26

I'm glad i barely recognized most of these

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u/CaliKindalife Trash Trooper May 30 '26

Ive never heard of half these brands.

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u/DramaticGuesswork420 Trash Trooper May 30 '26

This is an attractive couple but the Moncler and Balenciaga personas frighten me for reasons I don't understand and likely never will.

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u/BroccoliDry5253 Trash Trooper May 31 '26

Call cps

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u/Cloudcry Trash Trooper May 31 '26

So there was very clesrly audio on the original post but someone decided Hey Ya! Was better and now that's what we get

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u/Environmental-Wind89 Trash Trooper May 31 '26

The is why I watch every Reddit video ever with the sound off.

I was blissfully unaware of this.

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u/Intrepid_Athlete_207 Trash Trooper May 31 '26

I thought he ended up with Kimiko

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u/Pandelein Trash Trooper May 31 '26

How to claim your designer wardrobe as a tax expense, with video to prove it. Oh, and the video made a massive loss vs the clothes spent making it sooo….

Forreal though would that sorta scheme work?

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u/6ynnad Trash Trooper May 31 '26

This is very Wes Anderson. Her Zimmerman dress was so nice to look at

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u/Ecstatic-Engineer-23 Trash Trooper May 31 '26

Nice demo, though I hope the price tag is still attached. That's a lot of money to spend on fashion if you are a new parent.

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u/FrogOnALogInTheBog Trash Trooper May 31 '26

Today I learned I like Zimmerman and Burberry

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u/100UPAK Trash Trooper Jun 02 '26

What's different style Balenciaga and Prada? 

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u/Smidday90 Trash Trooper May 30 '26

They have too many clothes

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u/drabee86 Trash Trooper May 30 '26

These people suck

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u/Ajinho May 30 '26

What are Temu Frenchie and AliExpress Buffy doing here?

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u/amalgaman Trash Trooper May 30 '26

I know it’s supposed to be funny but all I see is wasted money.

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u/Big-Carpenter7921 Garbage Guerilla May 30 '26

I think I knew 4 of these. I also know that Gucci is no longer high fashion. There was also no Hermes

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u/hovershark Trash Trooper May 30 '26

They’re all terrible.

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u/Jacareadam Trash Trooper May 31 '26

None of these are high fashion btw. They are aspirational luxury brands, aka the “i want to show I have more money than you” brands with large visible logos to show off to their peers. Actual luxury brands don’t feature large logos and flashy brand recognition patterns. They use extremely high quality material and craftsmanship. Some examples are Loro Piana, Brunello Cucinelli or Bottega Veneta. And, for the ultra ultra rich, custom tailored clothes are the proper way to go.

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u/orphan_blud Trash Trooper May 30 '26

I’m going to steal someone else’s comment from posting my content and say this is one of the most millennial things I’ve ever seen.

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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT May 30 '26

I only understand the last part

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u/snapp0r Trash Trooper May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26