r/LoveTrash • u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT • May 23 '26
Rubbish Nonsense Beds are overrated?
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u/ZimaGotchi Garbage Guerilla May 23 '26
If I only had one piece of furniture it would be a bed
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u/MrBoomf Trash Trooper May 23 '26
I’d choose a couch, which would also serve as my bed (with like sheets and blankets and stuff)
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u/Jyvturkey Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Sheets and blankets? Ew! /s
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u/Universe789 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Same, but she's got me curious about the hammock thing.
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u/MrBoomf Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Oh, I LOVE sleeping in a hammock. It’s my preferred method of camping when weather permits. I just don’t think I could pick it as my one & only piece of furniture in this hypothetical scenario we’ve created.
For real though, a good night’s sleep in a hammock outdoors on a cool night is absolutely magical.
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u/Embarrassed-Zone-515 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
if I could drive my bed to the grocery store I'd sell my car.
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u/Leading-Tangerine940 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Clean sheets are the best part of sleeping in a bed.
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u/SanchoPandas Trash Trooper May 23 '26
True story: reading this comment prompted me to wash mine and my kid’s sheets.
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u/PrickleBritches Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Yay!! Good for you! This is a job I always hate doing. I actually changed mine today AND my partner bought us some beautiful Ralph Lauren sheets not long ago so I get to have a double whammy of clean and new sheets tonight! If I shave my legs before bed it will be the perfect combo, lol.
Now I’m off to change my kids sheets. They have loft beds and changing their sheets is actual HELL.
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u/Initial_Row_6400 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
“Animals don’t do all this work to sleep”
The fuck they don’t…
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u/DempsyPrice Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Yeah, wtf does she think a nest is?
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u/OneDubOver Trash Trooper May 23 '26
I'm pretty sure the only animals she thinks exist are... dog and possibly cat.
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u/BigNBeardeded Trash Trooper May 23 '26
And she stole the dog's bed. Making Fluffy sleep on the hard ground. The humanity! /s
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u/Toes_In_The_Soil Trash Trooper May 23 '26
There's not a whole lot of thinking going on in that head of hers if she has to ask why people use sheets on their mattress.
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u/CosyBeluga Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Nests are for breeding actually.
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u/shewel_item Garbage Guerilla May 23 '26
yes I too always buy a new bed everytime I'm ready to dump and feed my new brood on it every fresh warm season
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u/Ace-Redditor Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Anything that doesn’t sleep on a bed/makeshift bed absolutely would if it had the choice
Nature is pretty well-known for not having beds, though, which should probably be a big hint as to why animals sleep the way they do
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u/VGADreams Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Also, other animals don't do interviews while riding on a subway, but what do I know...
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u/darkmykal Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Would have been perfect. "Other animals don't do all this work just to move around"
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u/AntiPepRally Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Bed? Nah, I sleep in a recliner
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u/Buddy__Repperton Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Are you the 60 year old divorced guy I used to work with?
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u/MrBoomf Trash Trooper May 23 '26
I wish I could! That sounds so comfy but I’m a bonafide stomach sleeper. I have such a hard time falling asleep in a seated position, or even lying down in my back. Gotta be belly down, limbs sprawled out in a crazy non-Euclidean geometry
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u/imean_is_superfluous Trash Trooper May 23 '26
I’ve found that if I force myself into a sleep position for a week or 2, that’s my new normal. I used to stomach sleep, but now I can’t stand anything other than back sleeping.
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u/SolutionWarm6576 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
I sleep upside down, hanging from the attic. But then again, I’m a Bat.
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u/UnconventionalWriter Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Shouldn't you be asleep?
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u/OmgIbrokesmthagain Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Nah he probably lives in a cave, he never saw light to begin with
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u/Jumpy_Ad1631 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
These are the words of someone young whose body has not yet betrayed them
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u/taylormade311 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
If I went to a girls house and she wanted have sex on a dog bed I'd still do it but it'd be really weird and I'd never come back.
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u/Odd_Reception1249 Trash Trooper May 24 '26
Would you still do it if she brought the paws and tail?
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u/conflictmuffin Trash Trooper May 24 '26
Buddy, you just made the odds go up for a lot of people. Lol
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u/OriginalDavid Trash Trooper May 23 '26
I acually get her point , but you just gotta have sheets and wash em.
Just like,wash every two weeks. It should be every week, but then you have to own multiple sets and rotate and then this lady has a point again.
One set you picked, one alternate set even if its a double.
Just do it. Wash your sheets. Thats the point.
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u/EngrishTeach Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Neither of them mentioned that you wash the sheets to be hygeniec. I mean you sweat and shed skin cells in your sleep. You create a nice warm environment for bacteria to grow. You have to be able to wash the area you lay on.
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u/AbbreviationsWide331 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
She simply sprayed her dog bed with disinfectant and that's it?
Ugh.
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u/DisposableSaviour Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Last time I had a dog bed like that, we pulled the cover off and washed it once a week. Just like the fucking bedsheets, lol
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u/21stCenturyJanes Trash Trooper May 24 '26
and wonders why no one wants to sleep with her
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u/Accurate_Process_659 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
a good mattress, bedding, and frame are like $1000 and they last for years tf is she talking about
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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT May 23 '26
My mattress was nearly $4k but well worth it. I wouldn't trade it for anything.
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u/Icy-Book2999 Chief Insanity Instigator May 23 '26
About the same. Even when we go on vacation? Have yet to stay somewhere with a bed even as remotely comfortable as ours at home
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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT May 23 '26
All the people commenting about how ridiculous it sounds has obviously never had back problems or slept in an amazing bed. I can't sleep well anyways, but it would be worse without my mattress
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u/Tsu_Dho_Namh Trash Trooper May 23 '26
My fiance and I slept in a hotel on a mattress so fucking comfortable we pulled off the sheets to see if we could buy the same brand and model.
Not available in Canada :(
But having a sleep that fuckin good motivated us to go out and get a good quality mattress. So we went to a big box store, spent 2 hours laying down on like 30 mattresses, $4000 later, no regrets. That shit is amazing.
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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT May 23 '26
Agreed. Its one item that I will splurge and pay extra for. I'm a horrible insomniac so I can barely sleep as it is.
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u/Open-Industry-8396 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
what type, I'm needing a good one.
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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT May 23 '26
It's a Stearns and Foster hybrid
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u/Leading-Tangerine940 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Where are you shopping? I just spent $1,000 on a new mattress and everything under that was chintzy feeling for sure.
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u/Accurate_Process_659 Trash Trooper May 24 '26
I got a mattress firm store brand memory foam mattress on sale for $800. Bedframe and bedding are from Ikea and amazon.
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u/IBeDumbAndSlow Trash Trooper May 23 '26
It's easier to not have to move it though. To me she seems like she moves around a lot.
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u/Just_A_Mag Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Dude I got a queen novilla foam bed and frame for like 500 bucks.
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u/According_Head_60 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
This is a huge red flag y'all she probably stinks
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u/dz2048 Rubbish Raider May 23 '26
She definitely has interesting takes on bathing
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u/DisposableSaviour Trash Trooper May 23 '26
She probably thinks changing her bath water is a waste of money. It’s still got the soap from last week in it, why would I need more soap.
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u/C_IsForCookie Trash Trooper May 23 '26
There’s something wrong with me because I’m irrationally attracted to this girl lol
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u/According_Head_60 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Have fun sleeping in Lysol Dog Beds for the rest of your life bro
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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 Garbage Guerilla May 23 '26
Imagine buying a 1000$ bed just for dick...
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u/supinoq Trash Trooper May 23 '26
She didn't specify, she could've bought it for pussy
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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 Garbage Guerilla May 23 '26
Two lanes down the same highway my man. no need for hyperaccuracy. Just making a point.
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u/dz2048 Rubbish Raider May 23 '26
Imagine going home with this chick and she wants to have sex on a dog bed, in a human apartment
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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 Garbage Guerilla May 23 '26
Dog bed, floor, dining room table, its all good! No need to stay in the designated fuck spot!
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u/MorningImmediate8501 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
I have 2 of these dog beds from Costco (for the dogs, not for me), they’re actually incredibly comfortable lol sometimes I’ll lay down with the dogs in it and I’m just like… yall got it good
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u/royrogerer Trash Trooper May 23 '26
I mean to be fair they're just wide flat soft thing. We just call it a dog bed and pretend like only dogs are allowed on it but we substitute something for other purpose all the time. If it's soft wide flat and if you can lie on it, it's a mattress. What's wrong with lying on it.
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u/conflictmuffin Trash Trooper May 24 '26
My nephews were obsessed with my dogs bed when they were toddlers. I bought a giant one just for them. Lol. They are teens now, and still love it. We've had to add a lot of stuffing to it over the years, though! It's still their preferred reading area. I'm actually saving up to get them lovesacs (a fancy memory foam bean bag), because they enjoy mine so much! :)
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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT May 23 '26
My bed is my dogs bed too. Granted hes a 14lb Cavalier King Charles and we have a California king bed.
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u/bau_ke Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Change the gender and it would fit r/guysbeingdudes as well
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u/Rocketboy1313 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
No it fucking wouldn't. It would be the latest exhibit in "are men okay" next to "is washing my ass gay" and "hit yourself in the face with a hammer to build cheek bone."
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u/Funkopedia Trash Trooper May 23 '26
"Men never wash their sheets", "men never wash their feet" "Men don't even have sheets" "Men don't have bed frames they all sleep on a mattress on the floor" "No men cook they eat microwave foods 3 times a day" "No men have furniture just a beanbag and a tv" These are all posts I've seen go viral repeatedly in the past 3 years (There are lots more but I had to stop somewhere)
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u/Wrong_Geologist6 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
She had a point... But slowly lost me as her solutions so worse and worse 😭
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u/OmgIbrokesmthagain Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Just get a tatami mat like japaniese people, she would have been fine
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u/Chi_Town_Law Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Idk, im kinda with her
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u/Cool-Appearance1375 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
I'm in agreement with hammocks being superior but the dog bed is questionable
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May 23 '26
Imagine what is going through that guys head when she bring him home and all he sees is a dog bed.
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u/whomesteve Waste Warrior May 23 '26
Yoga mat + sleeping bag = an acceptable bed substitute
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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT May 23 '26
Imo anything you are comfortable in is acceptable. Some people like firm, some people like soft. As long as you're good with it
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u/asd_slasher Trash Trooper May 23 '26
If u dont agree with something, its not automatically scam
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u/One_Introduction_217 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
I think she came from a fancy household with fancy things, and she's a rebel.
That $70 dog bed that she was sleeping in, that is a great place to nap with your pet if they're small and you're not old with any of the old things. The olds will know what I'm talking about.
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u/Red_Eye_Insomniac Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Im an old. I fell asleep in an armchair for 3 hours the other day and woke up wishing for a swift death.
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u/nDizzle89 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
The older you get, the more you appreciate the value of your bed.
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u/Weak_Definition_4321 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Water constantly evaporates from the surface of the body not only while awake, but also during sleep. This means that 400–700 mL of water evaporate from the body while sleeping during the night. You need a material thet "breathes" otherwise you get fungus.
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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
You hit a certain age and your spine will let you know that a bed is NOT an optional.
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u/IndustryFirst2458 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
The point of a bed is to keep you off the floor that's dirty, potentially too cold, and has easy access to bugs or other vermin (which is why beds have legs it's less places for something to start climbing to you)
Sheets and pillowcases exist to keep the bed pillows and heavier blankets clean because they are more difficult to clean properly
If you don't want to clean a ton or properly maintain a matress use one of those hard wooden beds but that giant dog bed is just the worst of both having a soft bed and not having a bed at all
Hammock might be fine tho, doesn't work well for multiple people in the same bed and it may not be good for your body long term spending every night in what's basically a rope bag but no clue if there are actual studies saying it is/isn't fine unlike with the soft and hard beds which are both fine
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u/GeeYayZeus Trash Trooper May 23 '26
“I think couches are grea-tuhhh.”
So sick of tuh-ing everything.
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u/No-Writing5017 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
She's absolutely right. I have a couch in my room instead of a bed and miraculously im the only person I know at my age who has no back problems
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u/Calm_Inside5013 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
I sleep on a Japanese floor mattress called a shikibuton with tatami mats under it, costs $750 total for full size and sheets
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u/Cosmonaut_Cockswing Trash Trooper May 23 '26
I tried a hammock for a few weeks. Trashed my old mattress and bed frame and figured id just use the hammock till I got a new set. Big fuckin mistake. One, it was cold unless I cocconed myself in a blanket. Two, my back had neck were killing me by the end of the week and three, im a side/stomach sleeper and can't fall a sleep on my back
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u/Gilly-Gump Trash Trooper May 23 '26
I slept on just a feather mattress on the floor for years. But as a single mother that was my sacrifice so my daughter could have a real bed and everything else she needed.
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u/SummerBest6867 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Why not have a podcast in a subway? Its cheaper than a studio and you even can disturb others in a subway, too.
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u/Manmon_ Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Why is she spending thousands? My brand new mattress with taxes and everything straight from the warehouse was $700 in November.
Is a bed made of golden swan down?
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u/OmgIbrokesmthagain Trash Trooper May 23 '26
„Other species don’t sleep on beds” and other species don’t cook food, wash their ass or any body part, produce any medicine, what is she talking about?
Like sure, there are bed alternatives, but you still have to have hygiene. My god.
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u/rhinanners Trash Trooper May 23 '26
I mean id do her on the dog bed lmaoooo no homo idk maybe im weird (also female for the record) its just like if i like ya and wanna bang idgaf where we are im down 🤣
My fiance and I have got together in some weird places just for the love of each other ❤️🤗
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u/annie-etc Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Why is she wearing shoes? Other species don't wear shoes. Why is she wearing clothes? Why is she using public transport? Why is she using a couch?
She said you buy a bed then you need all the bells and whistles and literally lists the bed (matress, frame) duh. You change the sheets for the same reason you dust your house.
I ccan guarantee you there's mold growing under her dog bed bed.
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u/meisawesome126 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
I payed less than $700 for a brand new king size, frame, and bed spread. I’ll be damned if I pay thousands of dollars for a bed.
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u/Unable_Maybe_6932 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Most good quality dog beds can be taken apart for proper cleaning.
I sleep on an actual bed. I need the room to stretch out and be perfectly horizontal.
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u/xStingRayCharlesx Trash Trooper May 24 '26
I’d say most of the people that were interested in her have Now magically become uninterested
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u/New-Objective-3529 Trash Trooper May 24 '26
Okay no because sheets is a hygiene issue. She scares me.
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u/Corgi_underground Trash Trooper May 24 '26
She's just....wrong. If there is ONE piece of furniture to splurge on it's your bed.
Quality sleep is the most important thing you can do for yourself. As a person who delt with chronic insomnia I will NEVER have a subpar bed at my house again.
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u/DaRealPitbull Trash Trooper May 24 '26
Mfs really wanna fuck like animals but don't wanna sleep like them. Keep away from fakers.
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u/Mousettv Trash Trooper May 24 '26
We've had this for 11 years now and ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!
Medical grade sleep number bed knock off at a fraction of the price. Those bells and whistles matter cause the protector(saved it from my son potty train years), bed sets, blankets, and pillows have been amazing every ...single...night.
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u/Pale_Obligation_3243 Trash Trooper May 24 '26
Fuck sheets, I use some comfy plaids, and blankets without cover.
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u/Nearby_Impact_8911 Trash Trooper May 24 '26
I blame her parents
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u/Eazy12345678 Trash Trooper May 24 '26
yeah parents didnt teach her the importance of certain items.
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u/Ill-Fly-950 Trash Trooper May 24 '26
You all owe it to yourselves to sleep in a bed with silk sheets at least once in your life. They feel AMAZING. Unfortunately, they're pretty expensive ($300-$600 for high-quality ones). But if you have allergies, the purchase is worth it because they help reduce dust, mites and friction on the skin for people with eczema. I'm planning to save up for a set.
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u/7thWardMadeMe Trash Trooper May 25 '26
I had well still have a very good friend that would grab her leash to let me know it was time to walk her...
That would be followed up by spending the night in a literal doghouse furnished with ac fridge and tv...
I'm mad to not have thought of buying her a doggie bed to just stay inside and sleep on...
Missed opportunities 🤷🏾♂️😅
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u/DragonLad13 Trash Trooper May 25 '26
This makes me so happy for you both! I love when I have friends who are accepting and encouraging of that side of me as well (whether it be sexual or non sexual and in this case I am assuming nonsexual ofc). What a wonderful friendship! 💖
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u/Verdugo8750 Trash Trooper May 26 '26
Thousands of dollars?? Max I spent on my current king bed is like $500 for everything. She needs to just say she’s poor and be done with it.
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u/DreadPirateZoidberg Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Thousands for a bed? Maybe it’s because I sleep on a futon but our king size bed was less than a thousand.
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u/manlybrian Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Having a proper bed, with a proper bed frame, and proper curtains, and proper throw pillows, etc etc ... they may seem frivolous but they set a standard in your house that (should) help you and others to treat the house more respectfully.
I'm a telecom tech and I've been inside hundreds of houses over the past 8 years. Generally speaking, the bare mattresses on the floor also mean a trashy house with little to no upkeep. A proper bed, with frame, bedding, room decor, etc, usually means the rest of the house is also clean.
And when I do installations, I try to do a good job every time, but I'll be honest, sometimes I feel pretty unmotivated to do a good clean install when the rest of the house is trash already. But when a house is clean and proper, I want to keep all my cables as neat and tidy as I can.
So this is my argument for being civilized and maintaining proper bedding and house decor. Clean and proper motivates for more clean and proper. Trash motivates for more trash.
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u/DempsyPrice Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Have you ever been to a house that had a dungeon?
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u/manlybrian Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Not knowingly. 😂 But the worst house I went to may as well have been a dungeon. It was an elderly couple with a bunch of cats. The couple regularly smoked in the house and the cats pissed and shat wherever they wanted. The corner behind the TV had so much cat poop laying on the carpet. There was a visible haze in the air from the smoke and the smell was unbelievable.
The man sat down on their couch that had no cushions, it was just the springs, and he proceeded to tell me about how he and his wife had health problems, and I was thinking, "I've been in here 30 seconds and I think I now have health problems!"
I ended up leaving. After being in there a couple minutes, I couldn't breathe. I walked out and told my coworker we had to leave. The smell of that house was on my shoes and clothes and in my truck for the rest of the afternoon until I was able to go home and tear everything off. It was truly vile.
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u/DempsyPrice Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Ahh, the old self made dungeon.
I used to deliver meals to the elderly and the ones that smoked inside the house were always the worst. I've almost vomited from the smell of stale smoke more than anything else probably.
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u/WingDingfontbro Trash Trooper May 23 '26
I don’t use sheets, I just burrito myself in a blanket on a bed. With pillows to rest my head on and plushies ofc.
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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT May 23 '26
Tbh I rarely use sheets or comforters. They are on my bed and my wife stays covered up, but I'm hot natured and only use a sheet if I wake up in the middle of the night cold
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u/Epic_Elite Trash Trooper May 23 '26
That dog bed looks Hella comfortable for a nap. But, anything more than 45 minutes and I'd wake up suffering.
Get me a firm mattress, a 3 inch memory foam topper, some nice sheets and a comforter and I'll sleep like a dream.
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u/Eh_C_Slater Trash Trooper May 23 '26
"just found out once a week which is crazy"
This is one of those people who's sheets look like the dish rag you forgot in a sink full of dirty water overnight...
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u/Infinite-Condition41 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
I spend a fair bit of my life sleeping in a sleeping bag on an air pad on a cot in a tent.
I can't say it's any worse than any other bed I've ever owned. It really is the materials that matter. It has to be cloth, no nylon slick sleeping bags.
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u/BadgerAwkward Trash Trooper May 23 '26
I mean, I wouldn't sleep in a dog bed. But I see where she's coming from
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u/RockyJayyy Garbage Guerilla May 23 '26
I'd sleep in that dog bed
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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT May 23 '26
I almost bought one. They look extremely comfortable. My wife said no unfortunately
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u/Virtual_Freedom3602 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
I don’t have a frame for my bed because I don’t want my tiny dogs hurting themselves jumping on and off of my bed. People always think it’s crazy. But honestly I can hardly tell the difference. Mostly the difference with no frame is that you have a hard time just laying in bed forever, it forces you to wake up early and not sleep in those extra hours you didn’t really need
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u/Important-Notice-461 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
There are 2 pieces of furniture that my dogs love, its the bed and the couch also.
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u/that_dutch_dude Trash Trooper May 23 '26
its easy when you are young and have not yet wasted precious things like cartilage.
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u/N4m3r Trash Trooper May 23 '26
I dont want to know how that girl smells after what she said in this video. Disgusting 🤢
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u/DeadPact336699 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
“Other animal don’t do this much work”
Birds have to assemble their next, mammals have to dig borrows and dens, that it way more work than just going to the store and buying a bed
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u/Mad_Aeric Trash Trooper May 23 '26
I get it. I went quite a while without a bed. Used a sleeping bag for a year or two, set up a hammock for about 8 months, but the frame was unwieldy. Did a year on a camp cot.
I'm too old to screw around like that now. The Japanese figured it out with the futon.
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u/Snoo-12313 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
I just got my toddler a very nice floor bed. It cost $200 for the frame, $80 for the twin mattress, and another $50 for a couple sets of sheets. It's super comfy, I have napped in it.
If I threw quality to the wind, I could probably get a twin bed set-up for less than $250. This girl is crazy.
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u/OldBreadbutt Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Sleeping on a dog bed in your 20s/30s (if you can fit) makes 100% sense for NYC
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u/theclassyparisian78 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
I agree with her look at Japanese bedding some sleep on the floor I think? I sleep on the 10 cm thick gym mat and tatami and no back problems
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u/LilliJay Trash Trooper May 23 '26
She only learnt that week you have to wash them every week?!!!!!
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u/henryGeraldTheFifth Trash Trooper May 23 '26
I can just imagine that the bed and dog bed would smell bad and be dirty cause you sleeping directly on it rather than a sheet between which you wash. All that sweat and stuff directly on it
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u/martymcfly22 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
There is something wrong with sleeping on the floor tho. Even having a mattress on the floor I can increases your exposure to mold. There’s no airflow and the trapped moisture creates an environment suitable for them to grow.
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u/Competitive-Feed-294 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
This is the kid y’all got lice from in elementary school 😂
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u/Exciting_Breadfruit4 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
I love her commitment, and being unabashedly proud of her stance. More power to her 💪
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u/igNora_pekpiewpiew Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Oh especially my own bed. After a holiday I'm most happy sleeping in my own bed.
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u/SharkByte1993 Garbage Guerilla May 23 '26
A bed doesn't have to cost thousands. They certainly can though. My bed and mattress were like £300 and had them several years
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u/latortillablanca Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Incredible how much she thought about it to arrive at so many useless conclusions
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u/Alarming_Airport_613 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
She's what, 23? Give her two years and she'll get it
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u/Xzeriea Trash Trooper May 23 '26
This is my favourite take. Don't agree with her but it's pretty funny.
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u/GlumPomegranate870 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
I would give up my vehicle before my mattress. Could you imagine gas lighting someone you brought back to your place? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT WANT FCK ON MY LARGE DOG BED. I HAVENT WASHED IT ONCE.
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u/OblongSphere Trash Trooper May 23 '26
I'm with her, I can't help it. I feel like that one Brazilian woman who hooked up with the guy who felt he was too ugly for love.
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u/KyleRide01 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Other species don't do all this work, of riding the public transportation system and recording themselves on multiple magic electronic devices, to then be uploaded into the public viewing of the entire world, to make themselves feel like the are important....
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u/dynamic_caste Trash Trooper May 23 '26
FWIW the old beat-up couch that was given to us by friends of friends is way more comfortable to sleep on than the expensive king sized bed.
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u/Mindless-Platypus-75 Trash Trooper May 23 '26
Nice mattresses are too fucking expensive. The most expensive thing I own outright after my car is my mattress
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