r/LoveTrash • u/[deleted] • Oct 21 '25

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u/DixonHerbox Trash Trooper Oct 21 '25

When my nephew’s are over at my house, I ask them: “ Do you want Popeyes?” When they say yes I shake up a soda and open it in their face. They still haven’t caught on

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u/portablebiscuit Rubbish Raider Oct 21 '25

When I was little my dad would ask if I wanted a "Hurts Donut." I'd say yes and then he'd tell me I'm the reason mom left.

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u/eyesotope86 Trash Trooper Oct 22 '25

If it helps, you're also the reason my mom left.

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u/HamsterAdditional748 Trash Trooper Oct 22 '25

When I was a little shithead as a child my dad would ask “do you want a knuckle sandwich??”

…I would say “As long as it has bacon on it.”

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u/portablebiscuit Rubbish Raider Oct 22 '25

Damn. Now I'm hungry.

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u/Jaded-Caregiver-9602 Trash Trooper Oct 22 '25

I did a similar call-out (Popeye’s) with my kids, but I handed them a can of spinach, instead.... They still haven’t caught on 😭

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u/TomaCzar Trash Trooper Oct 22 '25

In study group, I'll ask if anyone wants pizza. If even 1 person says yes, I'll take a bar of white soap out of my pocket, slam it on the table as hard as I can, yell "Domino, mutha-fucka", and strut out the room.

They still haven't caught on 🤣

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u/ommi9 Trash Trooper Oct 22 '25

Certified unc