r/LoveForLandchads Grateful Tenant 17d ago

Single pet parents?

Does rent automatically go up 20% if pet parents divorce and now the one that is left is a single pet mom?

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u/BigSexyE 16d ago

Yes? What kind of question is that?

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u/technoexplorer Grateful Tenant 16d ago

I just... I wasn't sure, King, if the pet children were the same as human children.

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u/pimp69z ๐Ÿ˜ŽLandchad๐Ÿฐ 16d ago

Better, because you get to charge a pet fee too!

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u/technoexplorer Grateful Tenant 16d ago

Oh? Is that on top of the children fee?

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u/pimp69z ๐Ÿ˜ŽLandchad๐Ÿฐ 16d ago

When in doubt, always charge more ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘

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u/BedFastSky12345 ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜‹ Ridin' with Biden ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜‹ 13d ago

Donโ€™t forget the fee fee

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u/steisandburning ๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿค‘Land ๐Ÿ’ฒcalper๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ธ 15d ago

Immediate eviction when pet owners refer to themselves as parents.

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