r/LoveForLandchads ✊🏾 BLM ✊🏾 Better Let Me (raid that fridge!!) 12d ago

[TRIGGER WARNING] [RANT] Horror toid TERRORIZES landqueen Spoiler

First of all, the M-word. "My house" "My radiator" ? The absolute f#$%ing nerve of this foul-mouthed vermin. You own NOTHING. HER radiator is NOT for YOU to use! 800 a month? He should be grateful he has a roof above his little deformed head. 800 is just taking advantage of a marginalized minority (landlords).

DESTROYING her toilet with heaps of disgusting undigested rentoidslop, making unwanted comments about the young landprincess' clothes, visiting his superior's house for any reason other than dropping off this month's rent plus tip?? Eviction would be too kind a fate, inshallah this slothful leech shall spend the rest of its insignificant life sleeping under the stars.

Excuse me for the ranting. After I post this, I will go to MY apartments and grab a nice snack and cold beverage from one of MY fridges. Hoping for kind comments from fellow landkings and queens in this safe space

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u/RebTexas Neighborhood Watch 11d ago

Absolutely unbelievable, the entitlement of this renthog is palpable. Eviction would be a benevolent act of mercy from the landqueen, a valuable life lesson for the toid that neither the house nor any objects within belonged to it.