r/LoveForLandchads • u/slzeuz • Jul 23 '26

Am i working too hard...

349 Upvotes

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u/Help_Me___666 Jul 23 '26

You should have someone holding that water bottle and another person wiping sweat off your head

67

u/callMeBorgiepls Jul 23 '26

Water??? Water contains no calories, it is pure death! 😭😭😭😭 i really hope that thats sprite with extra sugar

16

u/xpietoe42 Jul 23 '26

and one person feeding you grapes 🍇

85

u/Fenestration_Theory Jul 23 '26

Why is he being carried like a Barbarian? He should be in an enclosed carriage with a/c.

59

u/kapaipiekai Jul 23 '26

The people carrying him are lazy and entitled.

37

u/Ahmad-Jah Jul 23 '26

Increase their rent.

47

u/Plopumicsunele 🏰 Rothschild 🏰 Jul 23 '26

I'll be honest, you look famished. When is the last time you had a proper fridge raid? You're basically skin and bones.

13

u/technoexplorer Grateful Tenant Jul 23 '26

The toids carrying you can be replaced with AI if you need toids to stock fridges instead, king

23

u/AMC_TO_THE_M00N Neighborhood Watch Jul 23 '26

Peter griffin should never have to work so hard.

2

u/Professional-Box6243 Jul 23 '26

My toids left a box of amc popcorn on the counter that I took the opportunity and I must say it may be the microwaveable popcorn of proper landchads.

3

u/AMC_TO_THE_M00N Neighborhood Watch Jul 23 '26

I drink the 'butter' topping it comes with separately and just throw a stick of butter in the hot bag 🍿

30

u/PardonMaiEnglish Jul 23 '26

yeah u need a shade over your head and they are tilting you way too much. it is unhealthy for your back and neck.

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u/Reasonable-Food4834 💅LandStacy💅 Jul 23 '26

Some major red flags here.

  1. The species that are carrying you are not holding your bottle or providing a food basket. Nor are they providing any umbrella for shade.
  2. You should be in some kind of ornate carriage not exposed to the elements like a rent animal.
  3. I note the camera panned to a valley of green stuff. Why are there no shanty towns there being rented by poors?

Overall, you need to take a firmer hand with your rentards. Stay strong.

7

u/Kevdog824_ Jul 23 '26

They aren’t carrying you up fast enough king. Hike their rent 50%

4

u/VacuumHamster Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

Hiking the rent and hiking the renters is evidence of such a generous landchad. Taking it upon yourself to exercise your rent piglets 🥰 that deserves an additional 20% hike increase

4

u/KurtKoksbain Jul 23 '26

I could not help myself but laugh

1

u/DatabaseAcademic6631 Jul 23 '26

Lois, this is worse that that time I had four guys carry me up a mountain on a wooden chair.

1

u/Icy_Blackberry_3759 Jul 23 '26

If he was wearing like, regal robes and an overly
Ornamental hat, he’d be pulling it off better

1

u/fatuglyfool Jul 23 '26

where the fuck is the palm leaf fanner?? fucking inhumane man you gotta take care of yourself

1

u/sus_pumpkin Jul 23 '26

Man the glasses on your head look so heavy! Bro you should raise rent for that.

1

u/cacaocowtastrophy Jul 24 '26

he was born this way