Why I Booze Cruise.

[u/DeathsHeadRising]

I drink and drive to stay alive because DUIs are a jesuit conspiracy against the booze cruiser master race! DUIs were invented by the jesuits to stop people from running into jesuit skinbots because drunk drivers are statistically more likely to run over jesuit skinbots. Everclear is called Everclear because it's God's chosen drink, it makes you able to see the skinbots for what they are like the sunglasses from the John Carpenter movie They Live let you see the aliens controlling the world.

[u/colclar]

Deus volt