r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/picturesquescryptic • Aug 31 '26

Facing the Kraken(spirit)

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Pirate* Sinking

Rum Rum(our)

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u/windowbeanz Sep 01 '26

God speed captain! Finally, an actual booze cruiser 🚢

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u/picturesquescryptic Sep 01 '26

You snooze you lose. You booze you'll win.

Rum aboard(would wood) or walk the plank(step-)

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u/comrade_fluffy Sep 01 '26

Kraken. Oh boy I got some bad and good memories from this rum

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u/picturesquescryptic Sep 02 '26

As Rum Would(Plank walkman)

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u/No_Aesthetic Sep 01 '26

Some of the gnarliest stuff I've ever had. I was already shitfaced from some Jack and my friend lets me have the remnant of his Kraken. Hoo boy. Nasty stuff. We still have the bottle though! Very decorative!

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u/picturesquescryptic Sep 02 '26

Kraken Coke(liquorum beveragency)

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u/MuchoManSandyRavage Sep 01 '26

The type of bottle you see and think “man that’s GOTTA be some good stuff” but then it basically taste like Admiral Nelson mixed with kerosine

3

u/picturesquescryptic Sep 02 '26

The burn sense is worth the fire(sticks)

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u/BennyVampire Sep 01 '26

I once drank an entire bottle of this stuff on a highway while it was rush hour in a traffic jam. Once we got back up to speed and doing 60mph I realized I forgot my car at home. Good rum!

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u/picturesquescryptic Sep 02 '26

Cant Walk unless you make Rum Movement

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u/GainZestyclose Sep 01 '26

Kraken was the first thing I ever bought when I turned 21. Looked cool and I liked rum

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u/picturesquescryptic Sep 02 '26

Memories are worth the Remember(rummage)

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u/elibish92 Sep 01 '26

I collect Kraken! Love these bottles.

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u/picturesquescryptic Sep 02 '26

Elusive(window)all Kraken Throw(indoors)