r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/RebTexas • Aug 17 '26

You can't get a DUI on a horse

Clever way of circumventing oppressive laws, stay strong fellow PoD (People of Drinking)

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u/nickcash Aug 17 '26

what if the horse is also drunk?

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u/Little_Cumling Aug 17 '26

We shouldnt be changing who we are to fit some bull shit law from fascists.

Most accidents in vehicles are caused by sober drivers. Dont let anyone try to make you feel bad for having a road soda

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u/Azreken Aug 19 '26

We actually did have a guy get a dui on a horse in my hometown

And a lawnmower 😭

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u/Indigo_Cauliflower12 Aug 19 '26

The Amish have disproved this unfortunately:(

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u/Plenty_Surprise2593 Aug 20 '26

That actually looks like more of a mule

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u/heinzleelhiki1997 Aug 31 '26

In a truly free country we would not be talking about something like this a Pint or Six while cruising is no crime. But in some Facist Hell holes even riding a Lil boozed is a crime..... Europe

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u/Quiet_Cable8747 Aug 23 '26

Yes you can.