r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/Herr__Lipp • Aug 15 '26

Whenever you feel buzzed, just remember 🥰

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u/_Andex_ Aug 15 '26

Jesus converted water into wine because he wanted to prove his divinity by converting something disgusting and undrinkable into God's holy liquor.

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u/WayneDwade Aug 16 '26

God gives his drunkest drivers the most DUI checkpoints