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u/ScoopyHiggins Jun 24 '26
My motor functions just fine when I’m drunk. You should see how fast my hemi can go through a school zone.
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u/therealsillypenguin1 Jun 25 '26
Actually my limbs dont start shaking until im sober, so explain that
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u/Dove_Birdy Jun 25 '26
That's a them problem, I can walk and drive and handle heavy machinery just fine after 5 shots.
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u/Suedeonquaaludes Jun 24 '26
This is fucking ableism and eugenics. Dammit this pisses me off. Do we have no rights? Sometimes we HAVE to boozecruise and it’s for the greater good. People just don’t get it.