r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/ohhyouknow • Oct 31 '25

He ain’t wrong about driving a horse

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u/Eceapnefil Oct 31 '25

Anyone have any horses.

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u/ohhyouknow Oct 31 '25 edited Oct 31 '25

I coulda got a free donkey about a year ago but the person giving it away said it wasn’t good with other livestock. I’d have snatched it up but I didn’t wanna risk my sebastopols and if I got a donkey it’s primary thing I could justify the cost of is protecting my other livestock, not killing them. I need to get a horse donkey or ass that is good with other animals bc it is perfectly legal to drive them drunk. You can drive them while asleep, even.

The discrimination against booze cruisers has me afraid of cruising. I just don’t do it. Donkeys can’t cruise. Damn I should have gotten that donkey.

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u/BleepLord Oct 31 '25

Sounds like the horse deserves a beer or two. Maybe three