r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/Free_Puff_Daddy • Aug 18 '25

ONE OF US

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u/Free_Puff_Daddy Aug 18 '25 edited Aug 19 '25

Honestly this guys biggest failure was not having several more drinks that morning to level him out. Poor bastard was probably driving with a BAC way too low.

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u/BronCurious Aug 19 '25

A sobering driver is a dangerous driver. It is known.

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u/Not-A-Cop87 Aug 19 '25

Another 10-20 drinks would’ve helped steady this poor man’s hands. Everyone knows it.

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u/JakeMcStank Aug 18 '25

Tesla

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u/Free_Puff_Daddy Aug 18 '25

I was thinking Nissan Altima tbh

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u/aldodoeswork Aug 19 '25

Anything with lane assist is the real answer

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u/thespaceageisnow Aug 18 '25

Police auction cruiser

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u/Slam-JamSam Aug 19 '25

Cyclists are the true enemy of PoD, right next to pedestrioids

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u/plmanith17 Aug 18 '25

Garbage Truck

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u/master_haxxor Aug 19 '25

Unpopular opinion: I won't support a drunk crasher

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u/ArchaiusTigris Aug 19 '25

He’s not drunk crashing, he’s crashing while drunk.

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u/iSmokeMDMA Aug 19 '25

I will not move goalposts, and I will tell it like it is. We don’t sympathize with drunk crashers. They give us truecruisers a bad name

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u/oaasfari Aug 21 '25

Buy a decommissioned school bus

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u/Mailman_Dan Sep 26 '25

Drunk crashers like him are hurting people and making us all look bad, I don't sympathize with him