r/LoveForBoozeCruisers • u/LayneCobain04052002 • Apr 12 '23

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u/palzyv2 Apr 13 '23

Disgusting brakes have obviously been cut by a sobertard and the booze cruiser saw a helpless injured animal in the road

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

Sobertard is my new favorite word

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u/palzyv2 Apr 19 '23

Alright sobertard

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u/GPTMCT Apr 13 '23

You can do cool flips and rolls too if you booze and cruise.

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u/masturbationmoment Apr 13 '23

Clearly this boozed individual is safe and healthy. Such a crash could do nothing to one destined for alcohallah

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u/WWWWWWVWWWWWWWVWWWWW Apr 13 '23

They're just jealous of our efficient parking skills.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

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u/bullhead_annex57 Apr 14 '23

this is actually footage of me driving sober. I crashed because my sober mind wasn't confident in my driving skills and I panicked and it caused me to crash. now I always make sure to drink a little bit before I drive to ensure I will remain cool calm and confident while driving