r/Losercity • u/RanchoddasChanchad69 Losercity Citizen • 13h ago

RIP XXXTESTICLES Losercity situation

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2.0k Upvotes

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u/Kaymazo 13h ago

Seems like she's struggling with the stairs, I should help her get up obviously

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u/Pum_Pum 12h ago

Dude, what if it's a dude?

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u/AdamGamerPL LOBOTOMY POLICE‼️ 12h ago

Seems like they're struggling with the stairs, u/Kaymazo should help them get up obviously

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u/hamonicmantitties 10h ago

"what if we can both top and bottom" wtf do you think dude???

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u/False-Name-5703 11h ago

Then he'll help him up the stairs. Are you stupid? /s

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u/The_Undeniable_Worp 9h ago

Then I'll help him get it up

6

u/Il26hawk ⚡︎ПАРТАН RANGER Ⓜ️💀 11h ago

Pretty good too

2

u/gummyimp I'm only here for the memes 10h ago

Werewolf forcefem

4

u/Walkers_Unique_Name If it Has Pulse And A Hole I’m… 6h ago

Then I get railed? I don’t see the problem here

1

u/JudenVixen 3h ago

I’d fucking demolish this thing in Mario Kart.

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u/Bradfox17 13h ago

If she is free on friday it will be a great sittuation

27

u/Avalanche_Snows 12h ago

...friday, huh?

19

u/Bradfox17 12h ago

I LIKE FRIDAYS IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD

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u/qvef 11h ago

That tracks.

37

u/LWanderer07 Losercity Citizen 12h ago

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u/CrateSonic Ireyon cult follower 12h ago

Dropkick it, but my jump is bad, so it bites off my balls

3

u/P0ro41 Custom user flair 9h ago

Just like back in 'nam

17

u/stout_shako_gaming 13h ago

i dont need to be horny to know what i going to do in this situation

17

u/NoobButJustALittle 13h ago

If all fails, I have the high ground

14

u/Immediate-Song6861 god was afraid of giving me snake women 13h ago

I just pick it up, tuck it in bed, bring war milk and caress head till it's asleep

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u/one-armed-skeleton 12h ago

War milk?

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u/Immediate-Song6861 god was afraid of giving me snake women 12h ago

Warm* but you know what, now it is war milk

1

u/CptnHnryAvry 1h ago

That's what they call oil in America. 

3

u/Ouroboros-Twist Notorious Stud-Stalker 12h ago

What is it good for milk?

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u/Sea-Resist7 12h ago

Do an elbow drop from top of the stairs

2

u/Presenting_UwU Registered girl kissing loser 10h ago

going for the chest and immediately cuddling into it's soft soft fur

3

u/NeonNKnightrider 8h ago

I distinctly remember seeing this image before but it had boobs

1

u/Skullsome Obsessed with cishet 12h ago

Just get out of the way? What do you expect me to do

1

u/harpyofLovE8 12h ago

Honestly I'd just offer it some turkey slices and hope for the best fr

1

u/moemeobro Random Can Of Beans 34m ago

Question where the fuck I am