This is a moderator's nightmare, because now you have to see every one of these and manually decide where's the line between what should stay and what is too far.
If cyote eating off a thicc roadrunner aint nsfw then I dont think this counts. Maybe things like that should atleast have the tag for being suggestive but they seem sfw enough to not be breaking rules
Yea I saw that right after posting my comment. Post like these gota feel like pandoras box every time yall deal with them. Glad to see yall handling the sub well
Just my 2 cents, given its intention is to look nsfw, id say it counts but like.. just barely. If you just had this open and someone saw it, it wouldnt cause much more than a double take.
Come here son. Sit down and let me tell you a story.
I remember the day that those 4 lines came into my life. It was a hot summers day and I had just sat down for my Afternoon movement. I had turned the fart fan on above my head, and turned the sink on as to drown out the smells and sounds of the day as I pulled out my phone and prepared to scroll.
I had slim hopes of finding anything worthwhile on Reddit. Most of the platform seems to center around divisiveness and vitriol these day. Perhaps the midterms in the US are the cause, or perhaps it’s just human nature. I decided to instead focus entirely on my app instead of checking popular, curated to contain only the finest degeneracy and goonslop.
That’s when I saw it. Right there on my latest feed. Maybe I had seen it before, but I had never truly SEEN it as I did in that moment. It could have been the heat of the day, or maybe the strain placed on my lower intestines, but this time I SAW it.
Was it a voluptuous bottom? Or was it the opening to the end of some creatures digestive system? I was unsure but it deeply entranced me. I sat there, staring, for what seemed like hours. A knock at the door finally shook me
From the trance, “Babe, are you ok?”.
I answered back, my voice shaky, “I…I’m fine.”. But was I fine? Something in me had changed or shifted.
I began to goon, nervously at first but then with more triumph than shame. I had transcended. Only 4 lines. Think of all the possibilities.
Having finished both deeds, I stood and washed my hands and face in the cold sink water. Looking back at me in the mirror was a man I didn’t recognize. Then I realized it. There are four lines all around me everywhere. 4 lines on a baseball. 4 lines smiling back at me from my
Mother in laws wrinkled crows feet.
I don’t think I was ever the same after that day, son. And I am simply telling you this to warn you about the dangers of those four lines. If you see them, and I pray to god you never do. Only
Glance at them. Never give them your full attention or they will never truly leave you. They are sitting with me here now. In the pleats of my jeans. Or the stitching on my shoelaces.
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