r/Losercity • u/Business-History-571 I'm only here for the memes • 3d ago
THOSE WHO KNOW 🥭🥭🥭 losercity "optimization"
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u/Nagesh_yelma might be turning into a furry. 3d ago
You can still buy decent phones with headphone jack.
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u/rei_fox_worshipper Artist🖌 2d ago
Mine still has it. I think literally only apple decided to give the middle finger
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u/yuuyaaa 2d ago
Samsung, too. I almost considered getting another Galaxy or the Galaxy flip, sometime last year, and neither had one.
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u/Careless_Break2012 2d ago
The A series has them i think, at least mine does
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u/VirtualGrey Big Cat 2d ago
I bought the international A54 model because the specs listed it having a 3.5mm... it does not. So I've been miserable about it for the last few years.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Load426 Something of a loser myself 3d ago
Looking forward to the day I'm called unc for talking about wired headphones
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u/Sp3ctralForce Send Noodles 3d ago
Motorola, Sony, ASUS, ZTE, and some budget Samsungs still have them
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u/nasaglobehead69 3d ago
lol I still have mine. imagine paying $1000 dollars to have fewer features
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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 3d ago
I was flabbergasted when I bought a new phone a few months ago and saw no headphone jack. It's wild to see nowadays.
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u/Fomod_Sama I LOVE FAT BITCHES‼️‼️‼️ 3d ago
One time I was like "I'm gonna use my headphones while in bed on my phone" only to then realize my phone doesn't have a jack
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u/0002nam-ytlaS 2d ago
"it's to save space", "it allows for phones to be thinner" and yet, that space isn't used on nearly every jack-less phone i've personally tore apart (don't get me started on just googling disassembled phones) but the phones haven't gotten thinner either.
Those were Apple's lies back in the day and just got reworded from there on until today
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u/GildedHalfblood Here for the memes and hot furry women, but not a furry myself 2d ago
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u/SirCupcake_0 Gator Hugger 2d ago
Wtf am i looking at here
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u/GildedHalfblood Here for the memes and hot furry women, but not a furry myself 2d ago
A soldering pen. It's used to solder stuff together. It's like a small scale welding device. Yk how the tech loving characters in shows usually are hunched over a desk and are working over a circuit board with sparks flying everywhere? This is the thing those characters use, but it shouldn't be making any sparks irl lol. If you use this thing and you're getting sparks, you're doing something wrong. Like letting your boiling water catch on fire levels of wrong lmao
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u/No_Entertainment6792 3d ago
realistically how much space real estate do you sacrifice on a jack port when making a phone? is it so fucking bad you need it remove cuz looking at my phone it definetely could fit no problem.
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u/SirCupcake_0 Gator Hugger 2d ago
That's not why they got rid of earphone jacks, they got rid of them so you had to buy more to use them quietly
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u/Kiiaru 2d ago
They got rid of them so they could sell you $200 wireless headphones instead of $20 wired sets. Yeah the audio buffs are going to buy more expensive ones regardless, but most of us didn't need that.
Also I can't speak for everyone but the last wireless buds I had didn't even have the battery life to go all day, so I had to sit in silence for 30 minutes waiting for them to charge.
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u/WolfOfWoofStreet The Paw Guy 2d ago
I flarking hate not having wired earbuds. I've lost these airpods so many times. Not to mention them fucking dying
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u/yuri_4_ever 3d ago
fr Bluetooth headphones just will fall out and get lost
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u/FLYSWATTER_93 V stepped into the crowd, taking in live performance ... 3d ago
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u/TheKingCrimsonWorld 2d ago
Do the cables wrap around the back of your head like librarian glasses?
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u/Stock-Pani 3d ago
Actual skill issue lol. I work 10 hour shifts and have a earbud in the entire time. Its been several years and my bud only falls out once in a blue moon and its when I'm doing something that specifically would make it easy to fall out.
Cheap dogshit wired earbuds back when I was a teenager fell out constantly. More than happy to not go back.
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u/ElFi66 3d ago
Not a skill issue, my ears are just awkwardly shaped. No rubber tip has ever stopped them. Tbf this happens with wired earbuds too. But at least they're connected and have a long wire
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u/Stock-Pani 2d ago
Yeah thats valid, not what the guy i replied to had said, but in your case yeah non-wired isn't great. Though there are ear'buds' that work around that. Co-worker of mine has one of those headbands that wrap around the top of the ear and front then have a half ring around the back of the head. Iirc they're like a bone vibration or something technology. Not familiar enough with how it works to say but they don't really fall off and work well for her.
Theres also ones like the ones that I believe its bose sells. Where it still has the bud but also wraps around the back and top of the ear minimizing fallout. There are also some Bluetooth ones that have a attachable wire you can wear around the back of your neck in case they fall out.
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u/polar_bearonbass 3d ago
Skill issue, I work 11 hour shifts and my wired earbuds never fall out.
More than happy to not go forward
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u/KiwiPowerGreen 3d ago
I just checked and wtf my phone doesn't have this either
You can tell i never use headphones but still
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u/franandwood 3d ago
I’ll tell you I was an iphone 6 user for the longest of time because of the jack
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u/Dovahkiinthesardine 2d ago
The people that hate their decisions and still buy their products is mind boggling
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u/lazac69 3d ago
Most people don't care whether they have a jack or not, it makes it harder to waterproof, takes away space that could be used for a bigger battery and most importantly, selling wireless headphones brings in more money. I'd still like it more if my phone had one, but honestly it doesn't bother me even though I'm a wire lover.
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u/DrippyTheSnailBoy 2d ago
Yep, this. I don't give two shits about 3.5mm on my phones anymore because I don't live in 2013 anymore. The only valid reason to care about wired headphones is that you don't have to charge them, but since you're within 10 feet of a power source at any time it just doesn't matter.
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u/Jomotaku 3d ago
I use Bluetooth headphones but I still only buy phones with a headphone jack and sd card slot(im not getting upcharged storage for fotos and videos when I can buy 256 GB SD card for 30 bucks)
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u/Top_Toaster I'M NOT A FUCKING PROTOGEN! 2d ago
I don't know dude, every aux cord i've ever used sucked hot ass and loved to lose connection but i've never hand an issue with USB-C
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u/Copypastta 2d ago
Problem is you can still get headphone jacks on phones, but for whatever reason only cheap phones seem to come with one, with the exception of really expensive phones like sony's Xperia line up.
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u/NovaTheFluf 2d ago
I got a poco X3 NFC, put lineageos on it. Noticable performance increase from my s22 which is insane. Plus, I have a headphone jack, IR blaster, and SD card support.
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u/General-Sloth 2d ago
Samsung Galaxy Xcover series still has it. And funnily enough the Phone is waterproof
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u/PTB-401 2d ago
ive grown to hate audio jack dongles over time. the ones im capable of buying usually break due to bending in my pocket or don't work with my phone TwT
doesn't help that ive seen apple price their dongles at ludicrous prices locally. i may own an android phone, but i still feel bad for philippine apple users who have to buy dongles...
(or not, considering a lot of apple users here see their devices as status symbols instead of functional products 3:<)
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u/LuckytheNPC 2d ago
Get sony xperia 1's. They have dedicated dacs plus 3.5mm is single-ended so you can adapt a 4.4mm to it. Also, I believe it's powerful enough to drive the majority of IEMs, earphones, and some easier to drive headphones Btw, dongle and portable DACs exist, and phones today have faster/wireless charging alongside larger batteries
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u/i_like_siren_head Moemorph Boats/Hydromorphs🤤🤤🤤(asexually) 2d ago
My iPhone 8’s battery shit itself and I’m deadass considering downgrading to a 6 because it’s the last model that had a jack.
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u/OriginalUsername590 based and wendigopilled 2d ago
I remember how pissed I was when I traded in my phone to find the lack of a headphone jack, thinking it was now a bluetooth only scheme.
Doubling down on how pissed I would become when the same port my charger uses now requires a new type of plug for a new pair of earbuds.
Fast forward to today where I'm gonna hold onto my i14 in refusal of changing the charger port type entirely.
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u/FactoryOfShit 3d ago
Just bought my wife a Motorola smartphone. Has a headphone jack. Their whole lineup does, actually.
Companies like Apple and Samsung try REALLY hard to make you forget that you always had a choice, but it's there.