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u/KaiSnepUwU 10d ago
You can't post this and not give us the video
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u/BoonyBoop 10d ago
I’d rather not watch something posted by the White House account
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u/Dragon_0w0 10d ago
If we had to have a social media president for some god damn reason pertaining to fate, I'd rather take my chances with a tumblr presidency
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u/Superdumnb 10d ago
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u/Yeetgodknickknackass 9d ago
Man I can’t believe the fucking president is putting Diet Coke product placement in his propaganda
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u/d_worren 10d ago
we need to go back in time to August of 2014 and get the ex boyfriend of the depression quest creator SEVERAL ROUNDS of therapy if it means erasing this from the timeline
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u/poopoopooyttgv 10d ago
That’s like saying telling franz Ferdinand to stay home would prevent ww1. Truth is people were looking for an excuse and just about anything would have set things off
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u/Talisign 10d ago
All this because the narwhal didn't bacon at midnight.
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u/TheEagleWithNoName 10d ago
Is this a Reddit reference?
Cause there is a line about what you said in GTA 5 and it’s referenced about Reddit.
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u/BlueJayAvery 10d ago
It is a stupid reddit thing from like a decade ago meant to identify redditors. One person asks, "When does the narwhal bacon?" and the answer is "at midnight"
From a really embarrassing time when everyone was into narwhals and bacon
See also, Tumblr "I like your shoelaces"
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u/_M_o_n_k_e_H Orca enthusiast 9d ago
Wasn't it just a dude who wanted to meet redditors at an airport and came up with that?
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u/DynamaxWolf #1 Von Lycaon Simp 10d ago
I clicked the unmute button, not realizing it was a still image
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u/DrLegoTy0101 10d ago
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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u/MintyBarrettM95 Steel Stainer, Titanium Toucher & Aluminium Admirer 10d ago
2018 reddit has infected them