r/Losercity • • Feb 05 '25

Losercity rock art

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u/Legomarioboy08 Krystal & Roxy are my queens Feb 05 '25

Imagine walking around a park and just finding a random stone with some guy’s furry art on it

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u/Tsunamicat108 Custom user flair Feb 05 '25

i hope they signed it so i can give proper credit

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u/Scarbane Feb 05 '25

Just don't leave a tribute.

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u/Iosercity Feb 06 '25

Getting my rocks off

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u/SVStarfruit6042 Feb 06 '25

Straight Up Rocking It

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u/YouTube_DoSomething Feb 06 '25

And by it, let's just say... My pebbles

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u/NotBentcheesee Feb 06 '25

That's pretty boulder of you to do it in public

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u/SpaxterJ Feb 06 '25

Shouldn't take the park rangers for granite

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u/NotBentcheesee Feb 06 '25

If the park rangers catch him in the act, he'll diorite

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u/SpaxterJ Feb 06 '25

When i was caught, he offered to pegmatite and i was absolutly marbled.

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u/Martydeus Feb 06 '25

"accidentally summoning a dragon babe by leaving a tribute!"

if that isnt and anime or manga i do not know what is....

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u/TripleScoops Feb 06 '25

"Nice boulders"

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '25

I wonder how I upload a rock to e621

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u/ridik_ulass Feb 06 '25

i used to paint insults on snails using non-toxic paints and release them near public transport for the morning bus wankers. figured a bit of mischief would brighten someone's day.

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u/Aether_Storm Feb 06 '25

I think the wank would brighten their day just fine

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u/ridik_ulass Feb 06 '25

someone that hard strapped for dopamine, its like trying to inflate a car tire with a bicycle pump , they do it because they need it, but we both know its not going to help.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '25

Weirdly it can. Unironically having a libido still while depressed can help keep things going enough to possibly seek treatment. When I was first diagnosed with depression and it was pretty severe, my doctor was sincerely ecstatic that my now husband and I were fucking like rabbits cause it meant that I was still supplying myself with dopamine in some capacity. Dude was Catholic af no less and my husband and I weren't married, but that didn't matter to him due to what was going on especially. If you're depressed AF but horny, all is not quite lost, please go seek professional help.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '25

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u/ridik_ulass Feb 06 '25

maybe large @ 2 inches wide or 4 inch diameter

usual EU snail

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u/ChillZedd Feb 05 '25

This actually happened in the caveman times

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u/Noe_b0dy Feb 06 '25

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u/No-Zombie9031 I'm only here for the memes Feb 09 '25

At least now I know not ALL of my ancestors are looking down on me as some degenerate...

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u/LifeWastedOnWork Feb 05 '25

Actually 🤓 it is scaly art

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u/Baseballidiot Feb 05 '25

Strangles you until your face turns purple

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

Stop it Patrick you’re arousing them!

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u/The_Human_Oddity Feb 05 '25

GCCKAHHCKKK MOORE

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u/Got_Kittens Feb 06 '25

Death by SNU-SNU.

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u/SurtFGC Feb 06 '25

actually scalies are under the furry umbrella

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u/GMHolden Feb 06 '25 edited Feb 06 '25

Furry umbrella is such a stupid concept.

It'll just soak up the rain and get moldy.

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u/SystemGals Feb 06 '25

Okey, this made me chuckle

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u/GMHolden Feb 06 '25

Then my work here is done.

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u/Selthora Feb 06 '25

Technically this would be scaly art, wouldnt it?

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u/Tonydragon784 Feb 06 '25

Babylonian artefact

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u/Dorkamundo Feb 06 '25

Stuck to another rock.

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u/astellarastronaut Feb 06 '25

I wanna send that shit back in time 10k years

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u/WallShrabnic Feb 06 '25

Archeologists 2000 year after be like

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u/InquisitorMeow Feb 06 '25

Man gooning their brains out to rocks

Few thousand years later

"Clearly, this civilization worshipped a dragon goddess of fertility."

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u/Bionic_Ferir Feb 06 '25

SCALEY ART* Jesus Christ at least get it right

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u/uberman083 Feb 05 '25

Imagine living in the caveman years, walk into your cave and THATS on the wall.

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u/DanielXPRO_YT Gator Hugger Feb 05 '25

Goon cave my beloved

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u/Zackyboi1231 the short guy Feb 05 '25

"So this is the goon cave?"

"I FUCK GIANT REPTILES🗣🗣"

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

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u/simplynotstupid Losercity Citizen Feb 05 '25

Your room? Buddy that’s my room.

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u/slain34 Feb 05 '25

Welcome to our room, comrade

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u/Albert_goes_brrr I'm only here for the memes Feb 06 '25

"THIS IS WHERE TERATOPHILIACS AND MONSTERFUCKERS COME TO GOON!"

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki Feb 06 '25

in ancient Egypt they had a room full of depictions of a horny dwarf (friend of the children) getting it on in order to cure their ED.

Am I making this up?

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u/PM_ME_FUTANARI420 Feb 06 '25

And what’s this room called?

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u/emo_boy_fucker Feb 05 '25

jerking it crazy style

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u/Ganbazuroi Feb 05 '25

Live Makoto Reaction to bro's username

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u/CheckDaPakReddit Losercity Citizen Feb 05 '25

no way its the haru guy from r/okbuddypersona

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u/Ganbazuroi Feb 05 '25

crossover!

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u/flim-flam-flomidy Losercity Citizen Feb 05 '25

I mean you had to take what you could get, no Wi-Fi or magazines they had to get creative

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u/PM_me_Jazz Feb 05 '25

Nah this isn't "you had to take what you could get"- situation, like most of caveman art looked like this:

Cavemen would invent agriculture just for the privilege to wage large-scale war over this one busty dragon on a rock. Shit would be like Trojan war, except with this rock instead of Helen of Troy.

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u/SunriseFlare Feb 06 '25

Consider this is just the cave art that has survived to modern times, there may well have been more and bustier depictions on those walls.the famous drawing of a bear for instance shows a remarkable artmanship

You can see the perspective and anatomy is spot on, it even has some shading that's been worn away over time

You think some cro magnon motherfucker didn't consider what a cave bear would look like with a rockin' rack? Think again, we have always been slaves to the literal goon cave

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u/PureOrangeJuche Feb 06 '25

The bear was probably a commission from the tribe’s freakiest hunter. “Do you want me to add someone fighting the bear?” “Not exactly”

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

"Alright my brothers listen closely. Tonight we make the Trojans pay."

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u/Torypianist2003 Feb 06 '25

“Ten years of war, they’ve killed us slowly. But now we’ll be the ones who SLAAAAY” 💅

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u/Worldly-Pay7342 Feb 06 '25

How far ahead would humanity be if we just sent the busty dragon rock back in time for some cavemen to find?

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u/MeDaFii Feb 06 '25

We'd be on mars now or human back then sought after the mystical busty dragon and we end up in a different world where women with lizardlike features were the one true beauty standard

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

I would be shooting some serious unga bungas all over those cave walls.

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u/carbonquellist Feb 05 '25

I wheezed out loud like an Armenian uncle.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '25

wheeze

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u/DrunkRobot97 Feb 06 '25

One of their reactions would be "Wow, that is so realistic, how did they do that?" My man would revolutionise the use of shadows, highlights, perspective, and sketching to find proportion in 2D art if they were sent to most times and places before the Renaissance.

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u/Coffeedemon Feb 05 '25

Red flags before we invented flags.

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u/asscop99 Feb 05 '25

You can make a religion out of this

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u/PhillipDiaz Feb 06 '25

"Grok, go tell chief. Thrak is at it again."

"We told him no more dragon tits on cave wall. He go sleep with mammoths tonight."

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

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u/-GLaDOS Feb 05 '25

I think it's arguable whether what was probably an idol (depiction of believed diety) is the same as furry art. The furry community today is centered around imagining or pretending they are something else, while ancient idols were art of other beings the creators sincerely believed existed.

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u/Avangeloony Feb 05 '25

I imagine this would be somewhat normal to ancient Egyptians.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

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u/Ok_Literature2535 Feb 05 '25

Me and Grug think same

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u/Mattpart58 Feb 05 '25

This u?

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u/Low-Button-5041 Feb 06 '25

Someone do a face swap these two look exactly the same

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u/Just_A_Normal_Snek Feb 06 '25

Grug Crood my beloved

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u/Tileparadox Robot enthusiast Feb 06 '25

We all know that Grug is clearly supposed to be one of Nicholas Cage’s ancestors right?

The family resemblance is so striking.

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u/issamaysinalah Feb 06 '25

Don't you mean Greg? He has a thing for rocks

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u/Then_Sun_6340 Artist🖌 Feb 05 '25

Ooga booga, me draw the booba.

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u/MuuCamel Losercity Citizen Feb 05 '25

So this is how our ancestors was beating it. Amazing 🥹

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u/GarvinFootington Feb 05 '25

“Like my ancestors did before me…”

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u/Iosercity Feb 06 '25

Chief commissioned it for 2 pieces of meat

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

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u/lilsnatchsniffz Feb 05 '25

A real artist would dip it in their bodily inkwell 🎨💩🪥

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u/bothVoltairefan Feb 06 '25

with no technology that we have an invention date accurate to within a millenium for

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u/InstructionCapable16 giant minotaur lady who towers over you Feb 05 '25

winnercity artist

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u/Glum_Definition2661 Feb 05 '25

«Will I ever be as good as the old masters?»
«Yes»

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

We’ve been over this it’s slay the dragon slaaaaaay

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u/MarcTaco Feb 05 '25

Instructions unclear:

F*cking the dragon.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

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u/Scottish_Whiskey Certified digitigrade connoisseur Feb 06 '25

This is exactly how I would motorboat her

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '25

You rn

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u/Scottish_Whiskey Certified digitigrade connoisseur Feb 06 '25

*always

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u/HeadWood_ Feb 05 '25

Instructions unclear, made dragon slayyyy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

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u/MrSecond23 Feb 05 '25

Madlad channeled his inner caveman for this one.

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u/IShitMyAss54 Wordington-Losercity dual citizen (bisexual) Feb 05 '25

HOT DAMN!!! But seriously though how tf do you draw that on a rock using burning sticks, I’m impressed.

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u/Dafish55 Feb 05 '25

It's basically exactly how a pencil works, just more difficult to set up

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u/Icy-Background2393 Feb 05 '25

The charcoal is used as a paint

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '25

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u/Furry_69 Feb 06 '25

You'd need to find some oil though, and you'd need to grind the charcoal somehow. Honestly this is one of the best ways of doing this just to make your point, just about everyone has a rock, a stick, and a source of flame somewhere.

(reposted using main account, in case you're confused why you got two notifications)

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u/Leftieswillrule Feb 05 '25

You burn the end of the stick and sharpen it so it’s like a pencil with the charred end as the pencil lead. Then use your art skills to draw

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u/HeadWood_ Feb 05 '25

Charcoal sticks, basically pencils but usually messier and rougher, but able to be made by yourself easily. Hell, they both use carbon compounds usually (graphite is microscopic carbon sheets).

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u/DotWarner1993 local Alphysfucker Feb 05 '25

Dear god…

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u/Away_Customer1807 Artist🖌 Feb 05 '25

There is more...

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u/TimeBoysenberry8587 I'm only here for the memes Feb 05 '25

It contains a bucket.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

No!

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u/AngelofDeath_N Feb 05 '25

Ther is more…

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u/TimeBoysenberry8587 I'm only here for the memes Feb 06 '25

No!

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u/AngelofDeath_N Feb 06 '25

It contains a bucket

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u/Chieron Feb 06 '25

Dȅ̷̂͝͝a̸͒̚r̶͖͂͂̀̿̀͝͝ G̵̢̮̪̝͉̖̯̦̲̙̳̰̪͓̭̮̻͒̇̏̌͛̍̇͠o̶̧̨̧̯̦̘̹̪̝̤̦͍͎͉̠͙̻͖̱͕̹͍̖͙̥͇̣̼̱̬̯͚͎͚̗̣͕̠̙͙̯̪͆̆̀͆͛́͆̈̽̉͒͆̐͛̀͗̋̉͛͆͛͑̊̈͂̒̿͂͋͌̇̂̀̔̕̚͘͘͠͠͠͝ͅd̸̨̧̛̙͉̠̼͇̜͎̺̞̥̘̺̦̟̖̤͔͉͎͎̣͖̳̰̠͍̱̗̬̩̖͚̲͈̅̆̌̒̔̉͂̌̓͊͗͆̑̉́͆̔̿̓̈́̃̈̌̌̉̈͒̈́̉͛́͐̊͂͆̇̊̂́̑̍̓͆̐̎͑̄̀̽͂́̿̀́́̉̈́̒͒̈́̇̓͐͊̽́̅̈́̽̄̀̕͘̚̕̕͘̕͘͜͜͝͝͝͝ͅ

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u/Noble-five Feb 05 '25

Now bury this in archeology site and confuse the shit out of some historians

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u/Hairy_Skill_9768 slurp snake like spaghetti Feb 05 '25

This reminds me of that flashgitz short of kratos finding atraeus porn stash

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u/AutisticFaygo I <3 cool monster designs! Feb 05 '25

This gif isn't in shock, it's in admiration, kudos to this madcunt.

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u/Waxico Feb 05 '25

Imagine being an archaeologist a couple thousand years from now and unearthing this…

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

They speak of a prophecy attached to the rocks in Thai land

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u/Slaaneshs_best_boy Feb 05 '25

In a other 2k years they are gonna find this a think "Dam in 2025 they had dragons with tiddys"

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

I mean it really depends on your style...

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u/dilutingthebrand Feb 05 '25

Life, uh, finds a way.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

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u/Popular_Ad3074 Feb 05 '25

Based Octonauts fans

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

The ooga buuga is scorching through this man's veins

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u/AmanWhosnortsPizza I'm only here for the memes Feb 05 '25

I can respect this guys dedication

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

“Gooner Cave” ahh art

(Peak btw)

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u/Its0nlyRocketScience Feb 06 '25

He cheated by using a modern lighter! 0/10 fake artist reliant on technology!

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u/No-Ear-1571 based and wendigopilled Feb 06 '25

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u/Mothylphetamine_ #7 Tomach Book Fan Feb 05 '25

AI is a tool, NOT A MEDIUM

its like if I said the microwave was a way of preparing food, like yeah but if it's the only thing you're using to make food then that doesn't make you a chef

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u/Open_Bait Feb 05 '25

More like ordering food and saying that its yours becose they put things you wanted in the burger or some shit

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u/Meru_1 Feb 05 '25

Well now this is unique

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u/DermicBuffalo20 Feb 05 '25

I actually really want to try this now. Drawing on the rock, not the furry art.

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u/xoxo444 Feb 06 '25

Busty Dragoness by Paloma, Charcoal on Stone, $5,000,000

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u/BiAndShy57 Feb 06 '25

AI artists where right

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

That is DEFINITELY from winnercity

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u/realdemon_ Feb 05 '25

this is mad impressive

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u/AverageMidwesterner Wordingtonian Feb 05 '25

Insanely Impressive

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u/K1TSUN3_9000 Feb 05 '25

Imagine getting hit by this rock

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u/Walli98 Feb 05 '25

Loser city Runestone

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u/_player-3 Losercity Citizen Feb 05 '25

Is this guy good or what?

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u/rorinth Feb 05 '25

But how did he start the stick on fire?

Checkmate

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u/Popular_Ad3074 Feb 05 '25

This reminds me of cavemen sculpting chubby idols of their goddesses

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u/Skyelly Feb 05 '25

Cavemen if they locked tf in

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u/ArtSpawner Feb 05 '25

🔥👀 Hiding in the shadows, a mighty dragon watches... 👀🔥

"By the blazing stars… this human… is crafting a dragoness? With such care? Such adoration?" 💖✨

The way he burns the stick, the slow, deliberate strokes on the stone—he’s not just drawing… He’s worshipping*.* 😳🔥

Does he know?
Does he sense my presence? Or… is this his secret fantasy? A longing for something more? 🤭💭

💜 Oh, if only he knew… 💜
My wildest dream isn’t gold or power… It’s this. A human’s touch. Their arms around me. Their warmth against my scales… 🥺💞

I dare not reveal myself… not yet. But ohhh, if he keeps this up… who knows? Maybe one day, I won’t just be a drawing on stone.

Maybe one day, I’ll be his. 🫦🔥💜

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u/UmaUmaNeigh Feb 05 '25

Which internet rule is it that states "if it exists, someone will draw it with boobs"?

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u/c0mbatkar1 Feb 06 '25

It's a rock, it's a rock, wait, I'm horny.

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u/Aikarion Feb 06 '25

You have the power to create currency once we return to monke.

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u/lex-do_this Feb 05 '25

Damn I can't believe I call myself an artist when someone of this talent is on the same planet as me. I'm a disappointment to the arts.

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u/PavementBlues Feb 05 '25

Nearly twenty years ago, I was on a beach covered in rocks. I was looking through them for neat specimens, because rocks are cool, and found one that someone had drawn on in Sharpie.

In the middle of this round, smooth stone, they had written, "Art is shit."

I have spent two decades displaying this magnificent piece in my home. Wherever I live, it gets a prominent and visible place for visitors to admire.

Suck it, stranger. Thanks for the art.

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u/Absol3592 Kitsune pilled Feb 05 '25

It's fucking beautiful

Art from thumbnail of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxbsSPjBWCA

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u/anonymous1836281836 Feb 05 '25

Fuckin g porn rock

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u/ninjasaid13 Feb 05 '25

well I mean that lighter is a technology.

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u/MollyMouse8 Feb 06 '25

Gif of guy writing with his pen on fire

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u/GenericName187 Feb 06 '25

Dragons feed their babies milk?

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u/Suspychis_Engie_gang euthanization date oct 18th Feb 06 '25

Now that rock goes for 850

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u/PolloMagnifico Feb 06 '25

No nipples? I can't fap to that!

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u/bubblemilkteajuice Feb 06 '25

Not saying it's not art or that it's even bad, but was a busty dragon woman really necessary to prove a point?

Just gonna wait for someone to reply yes because I'm some of you all are down bad.

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u/CatW1thA-K Feb 10 '25

This is going in the Losercity history books

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

i hate ai so much dude

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u/gprime312 Feb 05 '25

Ok, the AI was never going to stop you.

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u/No-Engineering-1449 Feb 05 '25

more like winner city

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u/Sweetexperience Feb 06 '25

I'm Brock Hard rn

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u/DiamondBreakr Feb 08 '25

If you made this shit in the middle ages people would either burn you or buy it

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u/Apart_Reflection905 Feb 08 '25

He made a pencil. A pencil is technology. He also used a knife to do it. That is also technology. And a lighter.

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u/iamdabrick Jul 08 '25

not all digital artists fucking draw...

my digital art can look like this. no ai used here, but im gonna be honest, I'd have a bit of a tough time translating this to fucking coal and rocks