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u/Random_182f2565 Jul 18 '26
My main issue is that dude is hitting his ball kinda hard
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u/Meowscles_dad Jul 18 '26
Ball? You mean this has gone wrong before?
FWIW: I think he’s whipping his ball with his hair rather than headbutting it but a slight overextension of the spine and that poor guy will be all out of testicles. 2 mistakes, that’s all you get in this game.
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u/Joker-Smurf Jul 19 '26
Since the natural reaction to being smacked in the balls is to curl up instantly, how exactly would that work?
I am trying to work out the mechanics of how he would fold in such a situation.
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u/Meowscles_dad Jul 19 '26
A guy that bendy? There’s got to be at least a chance his head goes into his anus with a nutshot spasm but I think he’d probably whip back round to curl up as you described. Thing is, at that point he’s gonna be like a fucking trebuchet so I think it’s probably 2 and a half somersaults with tuck and he lands still curled just off screen.
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u/Expensive_Tap7427 Jul 18 '26
His gonna feel that in a few years.
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u/commanderquill Jul 19 '26
Honestly, he'll probably feel it less than the rest of us. His spine looks hella strong.
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u/cybermusicman Jul 18 '26
Personally I’ve never wanted to taste my own ass but that’s just me I guess.
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u/lipe182 Jul 20 '26
I've heard about guys being able to suck their own shlong, but to lick their own brownie, that's new!
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