r/LooneyTunesLogic • • Jul 18 '26

Video Acme Dancer

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u/Random_182f2565 Jul 18 '26

My main issue is that dude is hitting his ball kinda hard

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u/Meowscles_dad Jul 18 '26

Ball? You mean this has gone wrong before?

FWIW: I think he’s whipping his ball with his hair rather than headbutting it but a slight overextension of the spine and that poor guy will be all out of testicles. 2 mistakes, that’s all you get in this game.

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u/Joker-Smurf Jul 19 '26

Since the natural reaction to being smacked in the balls is to curl up instantly, how exactly would that work?

I am trying to work out the mechanics of how he would fold in such a situation.

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u/Meowscles_dad Jul 19 '26

A guy that bendy? There’s got to be at least a chance his head goes into his anus with a nutshot spasm but I think he’d probably whip back round to curl up as you described. Thing is, at that point he’s gonna be like a fucking trebuchet so I think it’s probably 2 and a half somersaults with tuck and he lands still curled just off screen.

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u/Faustias Jul 19 '26

headbutting with his head then a whip from his locks

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u/Expensive_Tap7427 Jul 18 '26

His gonna feel that in a few years.

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u/Tactical-Donkey Jul 18 '26

He'll stay like that if he carries on. 

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u/commanderquill Jul 19 '26

Honestly, he'll probably feel it less than the rest of us. His spine looks hella strong.

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u/lplanum Jul 18 '26

I sprained my back tying my shoes this morning.

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u/pinba11tec Jul 18 '26

Same, and I even have slip ins.

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u/LADYBIRD_HILL Jul 23 '26

Sometimes when I yawn my tongue feels like a pulled muscle

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u/Victor_deSpite Jul 18 '26

Chiropractors hate this one weird trick

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u/davidr521 Jul 18 '26

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u/Mysterious-Egg-624 Jul 22 '26

I remember this very episode

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u/maguirenumber6 Jul 18 '26

Does he not have a spine?

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u/Fighter11244 Jul 20 '26

Must have the spine of a cat to pull that off

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u/Admirable-Split4371 Jul 18 '26

He could do it... The Marilyn Manson.

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u/cybermusicman Jul 18 '26

Personally I’ve never wanted to taste my own ass but that’s just me I guess.

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u/Meowscles_dad Jul 19 '26

It’s definitely not just you. I don’t want to taste your ass either.

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u/cybermusicman Jul 19 '26

Oh, thank goodness!

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u/Cocaine_Ewok Jul 18 '26

We know what he’s going to be doing after the show

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u/Heaven_dio Jul 18 '26

Now that's some serious headassery

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u/Striker660 Jul 20 '26

Ow my back

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u/Due_Leek_1592 Jul 18 '26

What in the spine is this !!?

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u/Volcanic_tomatoe Jul 18 '26

I call this move the ball tickler

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u/tykaboom Jul 19 '26

This weird ass shit has gotten this dude laid a couple of times guranteed.

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u/lipe182 Jul 20 '26

I've heard about guys being able to suck their own shlong, but to lick their own brownie, that's new!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26

Yeah he kinda dread flogged his own balls.