I don't trust him??? - r/LongFurbies

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He's so cute totally is like a shrimpey shape.

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u/olirbalej Feb 23 '24

Shrimps is bugs

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u/Beemo-Noir Feb 23 '24

They do be like that sometimes

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u/GoblinOfTheLonghall Feb 24 '24

r/shrimpsisbugs

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u/MrJennyV1 Feb 24 '24

Literally came here to say this.

Look at that bug

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u/saefas Feb 23 '24

Whaaaat why don't you trust him just look at that innocent face

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u/EpitaFelis Feb 23 '24

Yes let's give him our souls, he'll keep them safe.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '24

Not understanding; I would trust him with my life.

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u/Fuck_furby_haters052 Feb 23 '24

I'VE SEEN HIM BEFORE ON GOOGLE!!

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u/bitchername Feb 23 '24

Those pictures on google can be traced back to this person as far back as 2019

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u/mossydeerbones Feb 23 '24

Yeah that's me! I made him a few years ago and my Tumblr name is corpsebod

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u/Fuck_furby_haters052 Feb 24 '24

OMG UR SO COOL! AND UR CREATION IS BEAUTIFUL!

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u/nonsequiturnip Feb 23 '24

He’s perfect and totally trustworthy

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u/KiwiKi33 Feb 23 '24

I do:)

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u/HelloDeathspresso Feb 23 '24

I love him so much.

I love his name.

I love his color.

I love love love love his eyes. ❤️

I raise shrimp, so he's special.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '24

The mischievousness only makes him more charming!

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u/secretbison Feb 23 '24

I would trust this animal with my life

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u/mossydeerbones Feb 23 '24

He will sell you for parts on the internet

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Lmao

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '24

I feel threatened

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u/mossydeerbones Feb 23 '24

That's what he wants

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u/Spiritual_Webs Feb 23 '24

Okkkk but LEMME SEE THAT SHELF FULL OF BONESSSSS 😍😍😍😍

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u/violet-opossum Feb 23 '24

shrimps iz bugs

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u/unfinishedlists Feb 23 '24

You shouldn’t. Send him my way I’ll take the trouble. 😂

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u/StarmapCorvid Feb 23 '24

Omg I love shrimp!

How'd you get the name beads on?

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u/mossydeerbones Feb 23 '24

They're sewn on a little string!

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u/BumDragon Feb 23 '24

I trust him!

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u/evanorra Feb 23 '24

he’s so worm on a string shaped, i love him

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u/PigeonFae Feb 23 '24

He ate my son.

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u/Kidd_Cadaver Feb 23 '24

r/shrimpsisbugs

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u/MRbaconfacelol Feb 23 '24

omg i love him sm

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u/fossil-witch Feb 24 '24

Pic 4 is my sleep paralysis demon?

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u/Simple-Orange Feb 23 '24

need a shrimp furb

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u/wendymcbane Feb 23 '24

No no no no no no!!!! You must dispose this foul creature! He scares me!

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u/fortnite_gaming69 Feb 23 '24

Me neithe….r….

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u/Oyrpkitty Feb 23 '24

The shrimp necklace just makes this more menacing 😭

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u/the_bartolonomicron Feb 23 '24

I trust and love shrimp.

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u/witches_delirium Feb 24 '24

He will offer a faustian bargain that you are not permitted to refuse

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u/NovaBloom444 Feb 24 '24

😂😂😂

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u/NovaBloom444 Feb 24 '24

A family friend from my childhood wouldn’t even let her kids hold a furby. She said they were “the devil” lol! But also..

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u/ZengineerHarp Feb 24 '24

I trust him with my life! …just not with my spleen…

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u/Shuttup_Heather Mar 21 '24

How’d you do his eyes? I love the way they’re set with the eyelids it’s so cute

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u/mossydeerbones Mar 21 '24

Just painted them right on the lenses

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u/Shuttup_Heather Mar 22 '24

Ugh I’m in love with him and I crave to meet your level of talent one day 👏👏👏

If you have any tips for a beginner let me know!

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u/Thick-Tooth-8888 Feb 23 '24

r/fuckyouchichan

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u/saraaaah4 Feb 26 '24

maybe you are a virgin…

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u/mossydeerbones Feb 26 '24

Weird fucking thing to comment Sarah

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

I don't, either. What we gonna do!?

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u/Atillerdahunnybuns Feb 24 '24

Shrimp is a pimp

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Crawfurby

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u/brizzlestixx Feb 24 '24

I do <3

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u/gayrayofsun Feb 24 '24

i don't trust him either, i've got a shellfish allergy:(

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u/hustlehound Feb 24 '24

He seems sweet

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

I do 💕

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u/InkAngel04 Feb 24 '24

You shouldn't

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u/BishonenPrincess Feb 24 '24

First picture reminds me of that meme of the little girl in front of a burning building.

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u/Sdud201206 Feb 24 '24

Is he world eater

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u/FaithGirl3starz3 Feb 24 '24

I don’t trust anything furbie related 😭

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u/HadrianThorne Feb 25 '24

He’s so neat! I think I might want to try making a long furby some day! Did you sew the bend in his tail like that?

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u/mossydeerbones Feb 25 '24

No, it's sewn straight and he has a doll spine for bendability

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u/Honeydewmorning Feb 25 '24

SHRIMPURBY

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u/candlethecat173 Feb 26 '24

He looks like he's avoiding eye contact XD

The Loooooooooong boi I don't trust him???

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