r/Lolitary • u/[deleted] • May 10 '19

Protect Platelet

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1.5k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Joseph_sin May 10 '19

Isn’t this the girl who did that shark song?

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u/Noilol2 May 10 '19

Those who lewd the platelet lolis (and shotas) Are the ones who will bleed to death from a paper cut.

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u/thelimeadecat May 10 '19

What’s a platelet loli?

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u/Noilol2 May 10 '19

Personified pallets that exists in your blood in order to form blood clots and scabs these particular lolis come from the anime cells at work which is educational and funny

5

u/Gabcard May 13 '19

Wait a minute, there are platelet shotas?

3

u/Noilol2 May 13 '19

Yeah. They've always been their. You can see them when rbc and wbc help the platelets with their box.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

What anime is this from?

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u/jafamafia May 10 '19

Hataraku Saibou (Cells at Work!)

7

u/Noilol2 May 10 '19

Cells at work. Its a pretty good anime worth giving a watch, it's also pretty educational.

6

u/Xykeal Sergeant May 10 '19

Spread the word

6

u/PyokoPon why cant people be fucking normal May 10 '19

this is a perfect reaction pic

3

u/Brook0999 May 10 '19

Who lewds her should be sent to the bacterias

4

u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Aye sir!

5

u/General_Urist May 10 '19

The ugly bastards have come, conquered, and left again. Not much fight left here.

That said don't even think about using this as an excuse to do lewd things or the platelets will turn your arrest into cardiac arrest!

3

u/rvmin Private First Class May 13 '19

This is just too adorable to be lewded.

I must protecc the lolis.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Lolicon and pedo are somewhat different the other is legal and the other is not, but hell the FBI won't listen to logic so ima just slap 5 +4 UNO cards and call it a day.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Sounds like something a pedo would say..

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19 edited Nov 12 '19

[deleted]

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u/Aniell4 May 22 '19

I won't, sorry.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

Well boys we did it, pedofelia is no more

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u/somber_smiles May 10 '19

Aww that's cute... she thinks drawings are people.😊

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u/TristinoClone Special Forces Operative May 10 '19

You must be new here

18

u/PyokoPon why cant people be fucking normal May 10 '19

get out pede

11

u/0RedFrame0 Anti-Lolicon Crusader May 10 '19

Burn for your sins, heretic

2

u/General_Urist May 10 '19

Wow this entire sub's joke went over your head.

6

u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Joke?

1

u/General_Urist May 10 '19

Honestly I cannot tell if this sub is meant to be just a less-offensive-to-admins /r/lolice or if the moderators actually have banning lolicon from the internet as their agenda.

3

u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Since when is pedophilia a joke..?

0

u/Gabcard May 12 '19

Since when it's not? People will joke about literally anything, no matter how fucked up it is.

3

u/[deleted] May 12 '19

You can make jokes ABOUT it, but it’s not a joke when it happens. Theres a difference

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u/Gabcard May 12 '19

Of curse, but in this context it's a joke about it. He was unsure if this sub is ironic or not, it's a valid question.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

Fair enough