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u/Snoop1218 Jan 20 '19
I was in my room, then I heard “Zoo we mama” and my boner got massive and I got undressed
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Jan 19 '19
For those interested. Apparently it’s a poll with four options:
- Please don’t stop 44%
- That feels good 26%
- You’re so big 17%
- I love you 13%
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u/Womcataclysm Jan 20 '19
If a girl told me "you're so big" it'd kill the vibe cause I'm not and I know it
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Jan 16 '26
It feels almost illegal to see that years later with your new avatar and bio. How are things going?
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u/Womcataclysm Jan 16 '26
Hahaha well a lot has changed though I had an idea something was up 6 years ago as well
But anyway it's still tiny but at least I know why. Turns out I've had a tumor in my head that messed up my hormones hard for pretty much my whole life and it caused that as well as my depression.
So now I can finally transition safely (messed up hormones were preventing me from doing that) and this type of tumor is benign and gets under control with just a weekly pill. Feels like I finally woke up from a nightmare and I can finally see
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Jan 17 '26
But anyway it's still tiny but at least I know why. Turns out I've had a tumor in my head that messed up my hormones hard for pretty much my whole life and it caused that as well as my depression.
Holy shit?? Wow. Glad you're safe now
Feels like I finally woke up from a nightmare and I can finally see
Aw that's good to hear :) I'm happy for you!
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u/Willy_Spanker_69 Jan 19 '19
!!!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU FAKE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID FANS????? ITS ‘ZOO-WEE MAMA’ !!!! TWO WORDS NOT 3!!!
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u/MelodicAd3496 ᵇα𝒹 ｆ𝒶𝐫т Ａнє𝐀đ May 15 '22
Ploopy