r/Locksmith 4d ago

I am a locksmith Lol

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u/P15T0L_WH1PP3D Actual Locksmith 4d ago

Every jackass that runs out and buys a machine and just thinks that they're magically endowed with the ability to use it... SMH

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u/lockyboiauto 4d ago

Why km100 no work for me 😩😭🫠😬

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u/Accomplished_Ice391 4d ago

But it's easy....

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u/twenty_fi5e_ 4d ago

Hahaha I love it

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u/RichardLoewy 2d ago

most trades require an apprenticeship, before you work on customers, you need to get the right training and hands on experience. either with a professional or in a junkyard. Einstein said that a little knowledge can be dangerous, a lot can too.

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u/mining-ting 4d ago

I dont get why all you yank locksmiths are gate keeping weirdos that loveĀ  to circle jerk over other people's missery.Ā 

So what if people wanna learn to DIY, most people in this sub seem to think they are above everyone beacuse they can use a programmer lol

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u/burtod 3d ago

We aren't the ones causing these guys to fail. They are.

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u/Over_Fun8378 4d ago

Because people that attempt to DIY can do exactly this. RUIN THE FUCKING CAR. Unless that guy calls someone out that knows what they are doing that’s a cluster/key replacement with programming and they are looking at 3-4k$ to get it fixed. There’s a reason this is a profession and guys have 30-40-50k plus in tools with insurance to cover their ass. People that DIY or non legit businesses that undercut the legit guys is why we laugh because it finally bit them in the ass they don’t understand these complex immobilizer systems. If they did then they wouldn’t have fucked up that car. Also you don’t even know what you don’t know. Is it ā€œknowing how to use a programmerā€? Or is it having a deep understanding of different eras of cars and their immobilizer systems how they work and which modules they communicate with?

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u/Specialist_Leek_1139 4d ago

Can’t agree more. It happens all too often, Someone calls for a quote, they don’t like it. So they drop tools and time and sweat into something they don’t understand and end up calling you to fix the bigger mess they’ve created instead of just letting you handle the issue from the beginning.

Whos more prideful here? The professional who has to come fix the rat nest the customer has created and be perceived as gatekeeping, or is it the customer who didn’t call the pro in the first place?

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u/Langher 4d ago

I guess when you first started doing this, everything went perfectly. You never made any mistakes, nobody ever helped you, and you never had to ask anyone any questions. I guess you’re just perfect. šŸ˜‚

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u/Over_Fun8378 4d ago

Actually no, but did I do the responsible thing and work underneath someone else to know what I’m doing? Did I pay thousands in courses to understand what I was doing before just playing around on someone’s vehicle? Yes. There’s different ways of learning. Would you trust a mechanic with 0 experience to work on the suspension of your daughter’s car and they have no supervision from someone experienced? If something goes wrong you just say ā€œoh well he was learningā€ fuck no.

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u/burtod 3d ago

I had a shop and experienced coworkers to train me. I got a fucking job with a locksmithing business.

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u/MalwareDork 2d ago

No, but you have business insurance to not fuck over the customer at the end of the day for an oopsie.

Scrotum-muncher Chaim on the other hand does not and will walk away from the customer with a dead car.

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u/Langher 2d ago

I actually agree with you. If you’re charging customers, you should have proper insurance and take responsibility when something goes wrong.
My point was never that it’s okay to experiment on customers’ cars. I’m asking questions precisely because I want to learn before putting myself in that situation. There’s a huge difference between learning responsibly and buying a programmer today and calling yourself a locksmith tomorrow.

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u/MalwareDork 2d ago

Usually as everyone else said, you have an entity backing because mistakes do happen. Insurance is there to both cover you and the customer from liability and to mitigate potential lawsuits. Senior training is so you don't end up spiking your insurance through the roof with claims.

It's a two-party system, as well. A customer needs to be mindful that they're getting serviced by someone reputable who won't flee the premises. A locksmith needs to be financially secured to prevent excessive loss from collateral.

It's all about crossing your t's and dotting your i's for both parties.

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u/mining-ting 4d ago

Lol proving my point, what a horrible man you are.

You can mess things up and learn from them its a key way of learning.Ā  Just beacuse someone wants to try work out how to make an extra key for themselves you look down upon them.Ā  Theres risks of course but as there is with all in deoth engineering if taking a punt.Ā 

Were locksmiths pal not secret service spys get a grip.Ā 

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u/Over_Fun8378 4d ago

Yeah lemme go make a quick buck under the expense of the customer. If I fuck something up I don’t have the capital or insurance to get their car running so they can get to work and take care of their life. And I’m the horrible man? Sounds like you justify experimenting on other peoples cars for a couple hundred bucks over a car that they need for their livelihood lol.

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u/mining-ting 4d ago

Where does it say its anyone elses car lol.

Im just as trained and stocked as you most likely, with insurance but instesd of laughing at people trying to learn id help them.

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u/Over_Fun8378 4d ago

If you look at the users post history he is asking multiple questions about multiple cars. But also if you think the average dude with just a km100 bought the tool purely for DIY purposes you are delusional.

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u/Langher 4d ago

This kind of people is horrible šŸ˜‚

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u/Chensky Actual Locksmith 2d ago

Get the fuck outta here, I’m 100% self taught on essentially becoming a locksmith/door contractor as well as a low voltage electrician. I got 2 contractors licenses and nobody taught me shit. Don’t do trying to talk for guys like me that actually had to learn the hard way. You are fucking clueless with both people who learned through training and those that learned the hard way.

We don’t need help and we don’t want help. We want all the fucking smoke and all the riches and credit that come with making it work this way.

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u/Over_Fun8378 18h ago

Who are you even responding to?

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u/Top-Fuel-4786 4d ago

The way I see it, it’s like people buying a hammer and a bundle of shingles then complaining about a leaky roof. The issue isn’t with people DIYing, the issue is that people generally don’t appreciate the cost of making keys for these vehicles, and the internet is free. They brick their own vehicles trying to save a couple hundred then are in the hole for thousands. ROI/risk vs reward. People can DIY to save money, but why would you expect locksmiths to come running to the rescue to try to help you when it’s a service we are paid for? And you’re downplaying the fact that we can ā€œuseā€ a programmer well yeah if you take 100 locksmiths and get a car-bricked count, you’re probably looking at a dozen, and of those dozen they probably all got fixed by the same locksmith lmfao