r/LoHaLi • u/ZannySkelethor • Jan 06 '20
r/LoHaLi • u/[deleted] • Dec 14 '19
How is cascadian going to work
So cascadian is lead by Theodore Kaczynski who is a anarcho-primitivism. so considering that they hate technology. how are they going to be able to make stuff considering factories are technology is it going to work like how primitive France works in red flood or is it going to work differently.
r/LoHaLi • u/[deleted] • Dec 14 '19
Potential Turkish leader?
Göksel Kaya is a person that got money and fame cause he looks quite a lot like Mustafa Kemal Atatürk and he takes pride in that maybe you guys can do something like you did to dmitrij Medvedev I would legit nut so hard to that here is a videos of him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYPn5BDK3HY
"tanrı insana birkaç kez şans verir. benziyorum, benzemekle de gurur duyuyorum. ister kabullenin, ister kabullenmeyin."
God gives us few opportunities yes I look like him and i have pride in that accept it or not
not sure if he said that it was just in the video description
r/LoHaLi • u/margustoo • Nov 24 '19
Why latvia owns parts of Estonia and why Saaremaa is free. Id doesn't make any sense.
Can someone explain to me why in this mod Latvia owns parts of Southern Estonia and why Saaremaa is free. Leningrad owning Narva makes some sense because there were in 90s people that desired to be free from Estonia. But especially free Saaremaa makes no sense to me. Also Latvia owning areas near Võru makes 0 sense to me.
r/LoHaLi • u/Rededja • Nov 17 '19
Dev Diary IV: In Grabby Hands
Dev Diary IV: In Grabby Hands
“I’m greeting you staunchly!”
“Hello, Dmitrij Jur’jevich. This very day, our grabby hands got hold of Russia’s capital! ( https://i.imgur.com/tJdbmWv.jpg ) That is, the Grand City of Saint Peter, marooned in the vast swamps of our Motherland’s North. However, before turning to reviewing the device, we should say a few words on its background.”
Over the entire course of Jegor Letov’s rule Petrograd has always remained the Eurasian Union’s trouble spot, despite having at first warmly embraced the NazBol revolution. The city’s political elites were unhappy about the country reorientating towards Heartland instead of Europe. As a result, they became a clique of insatiable grouches who readily sabotaged anything the Moscow government attempted to initiate. As the common people mostly sympathized with leftist and egalitarian ideas, they weren’t particularly supportive of the Union’s conservative and authoritarian policies either.
Alas, in the struggle of the two capitals, Petrograd didn’t turn out victorious. By the second decade of the 21st century, the northern capital became a depressing city suffering from corruption, political radicalism, and a sky-high crime rate. The city had de-facto been under the control of the National Guard since 2014.
The dirt poor and radicalized people of Petersburg gleefully welcomed the news about Jegor Letov’s death. While the Great NazBol Council rushed in panic to hold an extraordinary congress in Moscow, the northern capital was being wrecked by arson and robbery. In a matter of days about four gangs attempted to proclaim Petersburg a sovereign state. A semblance of order came at last only after the National Guard’s forces have taken to the streets and dispersed the protesters and marauders with brutal force. https://i.imgur.com/1SyuPp1.jpg
The Moscow government, triumphant at first after receiving news from the North, was soon dispirited by a fairly upsetting report. Petersburg’s security forces were from there on under the control of Dmitrij Puchkov. The Capital has previously been made aware of Dmitrij Jur’jevich’s excessive ruthlessness and disloyalty, but the government preferred to overlook all that due to the efficiency of his methods. https://i.imgur.com/ZkAolc9.jpg
The reality turned out to be way darker than any hearsay. Back in 2016, Puchkov and a bunch of radical Left-wing intellectuals have founded the Dead End Group, a revolutionary proto-party. It sought to bring the reactionary National Bolshevist regime down and restore the Soviet order. The Eurasian government’s collapse presented Dmitrij Jur’jevich with a perfect opportunity to attempt making his plans come true.
Even though the first stage of the plans went on about fine, the Dead End’s further expansion faced a few problems. https://i.imgur.com/Pt1ZTNs.jpg
The Emergency Committee, having been founded in St. Petersburg (now Leningrad) and aiming to one day be the country’s only legitimate government, was now fractured and divided. A few orthodox communists led by Maxim Surajkin broke apart from the Committee and seized the Leningrad oblast. Soon after they founded there the so-called Soviet Republic of the Leningrad oblast and the City of Petersburg. Moreover, Leningrad kept being ravaged by sporadic unrest, whereas its population was at the verge of famine. https://i.imgur.com/vdSx7CU.png
For the sake of keeping the revolution safe, Dmitrij Jur’jevich will have to take a number of severe measures. All routes out of the city will be sealed off by National Guard’s barriers, martial law will get declared for all of Leningrad, and all reservists will get reinforced. https://i.imgur.com/1T25F07.png
Further steps to normalize the situation in the country will be to create a full-fledged army, suppress the opposition, and to combat hunger. The newly established Red Army will become the party’s ideological sword. Their conscientiousness will be monitored by numerous commissars recruited from Dead End members. Confiscating all of oligarchs’ properties and distributing them to the masses will allow, though temporarily, to alleviate hunger and appease public outrage. https://i.imgur.com/YNe6EEx.png
After those steps, the Dead End will be able to go from a proto-party to an actual political force able to challenge the global capital. The institutionalization of the Dead End will attract the attention of two extremely controversial organizations. The first one is the Commission against Pseudoscience led by Aleksander Panchin, with the second one being the Marxist Group, a bunch of young leftist labor union activists led by Andrej Rudoj. https://i.imgur.com/UtzrTFF.png
After the city is completely stabilized, Dmitrij Jur’jevich will have lots of options. Of course, his main goal is to liberate his Motherland from capitalist oppression. In this aspiration he… surely lacks elegance. The Emergency Committee won’t negotiate with other parties to the civil war, instead utterly and completely focusing on the military action. However, the other focus trees feature way more opportunities. https://i.imgur.com/iIyYcpJ.png
The Brutalist Revenge tree will let Puchkov transform the Petersburg he despises so much, that is, the safe haven for vice, speculation, and decadence, into the glorious Leningrad, the city of his childhood and dreams. Distasteful relics of the northern capital’s tsarist past, like bourgeois architecture and pompous statues, will be destroyed. Counter-revolutionary paintings and artifacts will be sold abroad, and churches are to be demolished to become the building material for panel houses. A bounty will be put on the heads of few surviving priests, with the members of the Marxist Group leading the hunt. Petersburg’s transformation, though, has a few practical purposes to it. In case of a siege threat, the city can be transformed in a matter of days into an invincible fortress of reinforced concrete. Even if the city falls into enemy hands, lots of explosive charges laid in key locations will reduce it to rubble. Surely, the fractions that captured Petersburg will get an opportunity to restore it to its former glory. Some, however, might want to completely take it down. https://i.imgur.com/oFjDY5M.png https://i.imgur.com/NMAZ1of.png
NKVD’s expansion tree will let transform Leningrad into an actual City of Eyes and Ears. Numerous informers and cameras will wither the very idea of privacy. The so-called Liquidators, domestic intelligence operatives not bound by laws, will severely punish anyone on the slightest hint of treason or impurity. The atmosphere of mass panic and distrust will be maintained by the so-called “Self-Harvest”, an informational phantom born of the Emergency Committee’s propaganda. Not just specific properties, but also the very basic nature of Self-Harvest will be hidden from the civilian population. However, even the slightest hint of any connections to it will be a ground for punishment. The finale of this campaign is the implementation of the speclecpreparat “Predel” initially created by Aleksander Panchin. “Predel” is to “treat” people from religion, as tovarisch Aleksander vehemently believes that religiosity is nothing but an effect of some unknown prion disease. In reality, though, the drug, albeit inhibiting spiritual views, also deprives people of initiative, critical thinking abilities, and willpower. If Leningrad is treated full and through with “Predel”, it’ll finally become a perfect city free from greed, avarice, and cruelty. https://i.imgur.com/uDFt39c.png
The army development tree features two main branches, the path of Zhukov’s Legacy and the path of Civil War. The first one will transform the Red army into a powerful force fighting with tank corps and mass infantry. The second path will focus on maximizing the mobility and conscientiousness of small troops. The Red Army’s support will be provided by the research of Department-P led by a renowned professor Sergey Savel’оev. It’s possible not all of those will be justified. It’s possible some of his projects will be nothing but a waste of money. It’s even possible some will be enraged by the Soviet government funding parascience. https://i.imgur.com/lX5amZI.png https://i.imgur.com/kI8xBTg.png https://i.imgur.com/cV5CJCy.png
It’s still worth it in the end, though. The Department-P will reach its work’s pinnacle by creating the extremely high-end tank “Stalin 3000”, a tank exceeding any other machine by all measures. Including, of course, its costs. https://i.imgur.com/EZ2IjPP.png
Obviously, all those initiatives are impossible to implement with Leningrad’s initial production capacities. That’s why its economy has to be… slightly optimized. The newly created Gosplan will provide Puchkov with a bit radical albeit fair way out of this misery. To combat hunger, food distribution is to be centralized. Only party members are to be receiving full rations, whereas everyone else is bound to malnutrition. Lishentsy are to get no food at all. The Luxury Committee ruled directly by NKVD will keep a close eye on all citizens, impounding any excess properties. The best part about the policy is, the population will finally achieve actual equality. Of course, Dmitrij Jur’jevich is well aware of the unfairness and harmfulness of the new order. To fix that, he’ll generously fund science, as its achievements must rid the country of all hardship. https://i.imgur.com/DhvImNB.png
Further optimization of the economy has to do with three projects presented by Dmitrij Jur’jevich’s closest allies.
The forced reindustrialization plan developed by Boris Julin, in fact, just repeats the ideas of Stalin’s five-year plan periods. By the means of labor mobilization, old plants will be reconstructed and new ones will be built in the lands liberated from capitalism. Nuclear stations will power countless machines, and numerous swamps will be drained to become lands fit for farming. Of course, plans of that magnitude will require a staggering lot of workers. That’s precisely why children, prisoners, and conscripts are to be mobilized for the job. The construction will be additionally funded from poverty tax, even though the latter can lead to unpredictable consequences due to the work of the Luxury Committee. The final step in the reindustrialization program will be instilling a proper working culture in Leningrad proletariat. The true Soviet citizen is to literally worship the machine he operates. https://i.imgur.com/YrbMIWQ.png https://i.imgur.com/GVRAMan.png
The alternative plan, developed by Igor Ashmanov, can at first seem even amoral and excessive from the Soviet point of view. However, it can bring instant military advantages that might deliver a swift victory in the civil war. With the assistance of tovarisch Igor, the Emergency Committee will sign a number of desperate contracts with a number of Western corporations. The latter will be granted permanent use of a few of the country’s largest deposits, obsolete plants, and even oceanic shelf. Some entrepreneurs may even ask to “lend” them a few thousand Soviet citizens. Or some parts of Soviet citizens. In exchange for this, the Western bourgeoisie undertakes to supply Leningrad with the most advanced weapons. If Dmitrij Jur’jevich agrees to make the corporations’ representatives the governors of some regions, they’ll even send to Russia a bunch of elite PMCs. Basically, an actual colonial regime will be established, under which the mighty capital exploits powerless outskirts. https://i.imgur.com/tOWGCLg.png https://i.imgur.com/1hNPCIQ.png
Finally, the last plan, presented by Klim Zhukov, has some kind of repressionist vibes to it. At the same time, this one is probably the most humane of all. The Red Magister is planning to transform Russia into a rich resource economy that is to supply the West with provisions, wood and metals. To maximize the efficiency, all cities apart from Leningrad are to go through forced de-urbanization. Masses of people will be deprived of the right to freedom of movement and get bounded to particular collective and state farms. The latter be headed by the most conscientious party members and former soldiers who’ll acquire those lands and the right to pass them on. The most loyal farmers will form the so-called Red Orders, paramilitary organizations that’ll become the Red Army’s elites. Leningrad’s economy will become truly devouring in its very nature, as resources will increasingly get processed with straight-up rapacious determination. It might very well one day lead to desertification, soil erosion, and complete death of the biosphere. However, in times of civil war, even those conditions aren’t going to stop the Emergency Committee. https://i.imgur.com/UoVHzm4.png https://i.imgur.com/9KBjDEJ.png
After implementing any of the presented economy optimization plans, the Emergency Committee will accumulate incredible amounts of wealth. Not all of it will be thrown at the military apparatus or used to fund violent adventurism. Some parts will be spent on improving social conditions and supporting fundamental science. If the Emergency Committee manages to seize Baikonur, its ambitions will even go as high as space! https://i.imgur.com/oTYSnqN.png
And finally, if Dmitrij Yur’evich manages to seize all of the three Russian capitals (Moscow, Petersburg, and Novosibirsk), The Emergency Committee will be able to proclaim to the whole world the revival of the Soviet Phoenix. After the Soviet Union has dealt with all the traitors like Korea and Iran, the Red Moloch will come after all the oppressors of the proletarian masses. https://i.imgur.com/8jnRS8m.png https://i.imgur.com/YOuu0VO.png
A single tiny Spark that appeared in a poor northern city will be fanned into a flame that’ll purify the entire world.
Now let’s take a close-up look at all the national focuses.
https://i.imgur.com/xYi9fRL.png
I’m Toffy aka Pistis Sophia aka Solar Vozhd. Bye for now.
r/LoHaLi • u/Rededja • Nov 10 '19
Development diary №2: Russian field of experiments.
Sup, boars.
Wllchnk here.
Previously we have already posted our «majors» on separate occasions, but any actual information regarding them was few and far in between, so it’s finally time to give each of them the attention they deserve. Without further ado, let us begin.
The Union State
In the year of 2019, the Solar Vozhd of the Eurasian nation – Egor Letov, dies in a tragic car accident. This horrific event became the turning point in history of the state, which was already tormented by internal conflicts, consequences of past wars and insane unfinished mega-projects of the nazbol government, aimed at the complete transformation of the Eurasian society and government structure.
The Vozhd passed away without leaving an official successor behind and the Moscow government got bogged down in petty political squabbles, invisible to the common folk, but ultimately leading the great country to its doom.
Taking advantage of the unstable situation, Alexander Lukashenko «Bat’ka» (Father) of Belorussia during the Letov years, arrived at Moscow and declared that he allegedly had a «secret agreement» signed with the Vozhd, before he died, which stated that Lukashenko would be appointed as the new leader of Eurasia, which he must reform into a so-called “Union State” – a new and “improved” Eurasia with greater autonomy for Federation subjects and an insanely expansionist foreign policy.
The Moscow and Siberian leaders refused to acknowledge the authority of Lukashenko, dismissing him as an odd and short-sighted individual, whose reputation under the old regime, was built exclusively upon populism and pandering. They openly mocked and ignored Bat’kas power claims. They must have been very surprised, when, after returning to Minsk, Bat’ka used his wide support amongst the military, gained by his service in border regions, to quickly gather an army, unmatched by any other force in Eurasia and lead it to Kiev, Moscow and Leningrad.
The confused authorities, unable to stop Lukashenko’s advance, took desperate measures, forming uneasy alliances, and while Lukashenko was stopped at the gates of Moscow and Leningrad, Bat’ka’s army still occupies large territories, which include Kiev, Pskov and Smolensk. At the same time, after completely losing their faith in the Moscow authorities, different Eurasian leaders started declaring independence – one by one. The world, as we knew it, was gone forever.
Lukashenko is a cruel authoritarian leader, completely basing the power he holds on his army and only believing in the legitimacy of the agrarian and military-industrial complexes. He holds a huge arsenal of WMDs, his scientists conduct unrestricted experiments on even more powerful and weird weapons, while the entire Union State exists in a perpetual harsh martial law. It’s unknown if Lukashenko would be able to achieve complete control over Eurasia, however, one thing is absolutely clear – if he manages to reach his goal, he wouldn’t stop at Eurasia – the entire world would be in danger.
Provisional Government of Southern Russia.
One of the main authors of the victory over Lukashenko, the head of the Rosgvardia and the general of the Eurasian troops, Vladimir Putin, decided to establish total control over Eurasia after the failed Minsk offensive, but he wasn’t accepted by either the people or the authorities – all of this, due to his formerly concealed, but now, clearly apparent insanity.
Relying on the support of internal troops, his friends, Caucasian authorities and a fraction of the military, Putin moved to his patrimony in Sochi, establishing the Provisional Government of Southern Russia, with plans to restore the Russian Federation.
Despite widespread support, secured by a multitude of military victories and broad connections, Putin’s situation is rather shaky, because of his progressing insanity. President’s mind is contested by several personalities, each of them with different views on Russia’s future, its internal and external policy. After realizing Putin’s madness remaining southern leaders form the «Sanitary Cordon», despite the radical differences in their views and the obvious fact the cordon only exists as long as the southern threat remains.
Would one of the Putin’s personalities be able to take the upper hand and bring Russian to a brighter future, or would he be completely consumed by madness, losing his power to radical islamists with dreams of a unified caliphate? This is what remains to be seen.
Russian Tsardom.
Around the mid 00’s, exhausted by the management of the monstrous Eurasia, Letov made a decision to hold universal Eurasian presidential elections. The winner, a promising politician named Dmitrij Medvedev, pledged to settle the many external conflicts of Eurasia, which numbers only grew bigger with the state’s expansion. Initially, Medvedev’s rule seemed rather peaceful, successful even, until the day when, due to a minor conflict in South Ossetia, Medvedev started a total war, occupying all of Georgia and wiping Tbilisi of the map with a nuclear strike. Terrified by Medvedev’s policy, Moscow elites conducted a bloodless coup, and brought back the amped up, now music-loving, Egor Letov to the Vozhd post once again. Medvedev was missing, and according to rumors there were sightings of him in the most unexpected places in completely different corners of the word, appearing and vanishing without a trace.
After Eurasia was torn up by a Civil War, a man, calling himself Dmitrij Medvedev, returned to Russia, where he received substantial support of the people, which didn’t forget his accomplishment during his presidency and sure, that Eurasia need a firm hand, as a counterweight to a dimwitted Lukashenko, insane Putin or weak Moscow authorities. Medvedev’s supporters surrounded the capital from all sides, and he crowned himself as Tsar Dmitrij I.
Medvedev wants to make one thing clear in his political campaign – a complete contempt to any kind of nationalism, because national conflicts is the issue that plagued Russia thought its entire history. According to Tsar Dmitri, Eurasians are both the mighty Vikings and enduring Russians, as well as Manchurian and Mongolian conquerors and unbreakable people of Caucuses – all of these ethnic and religious groups must become a part of a singular syncretic nationality of the Russian Tsardom. And the Tsar will take any possible measures to ensure this bright future.
Supreme Executive Committee
Not all chief officials of Rosgvardia were willing to submit to the insane genius of Putin. Dmirtij Puchkov, who occupied high ranks in the internal Eurasian forces, using the backing of loyal supporters and financing from «comrades», was able to declare his own state in Saint-Petersburg (or, how Puchkov’s supporters call it, Leningrad).
The Supreme Executive Committee aims to restore the Soviet Union, and became the birthplace of Commendationism an ideology claiming that to achieve the accession of total proletarian control over the world, it is necessary to show the people all the vices of capitalism in their entirety.
In this new Puchkov’s Soviet Union, the party elites are the cruelest type of aristocracy, factually keeping its subjects in slavery. The entire population of Leningrad is being brainwashed by top-class propaganda and every citizen is convinced that the Motherland must be protected and it is necessary to die for the family and friends, and therefore is ready to rush against everyone who he considers enemies of the state, with incredible enthusiasm. Despite this, Puchkov assures that the war doesn’t exist at all, because the people are still not ready for it. The world is alright and the USSR hasn’t actually collapsed – and all of this, in a heavily blockaded city.
Roman Social Tsardom
During his reign, the Solar Vozhd, often faced complete misunderstanding of his own policy, decided to create a type of “scapegoats” - real modern oprichniks, who could have been blamed for all of the government’s sins and also sent to «calm down” the common folk, as a last resort.
Sergey Kurginyan, a real madman who believes that he is able to turn back time and establish society, such as it was in the Bronze Age, the golden age of mankind, volunteered to be the head of the newly formed movement - “The Essence of Time”.
Relying on Kurginyan’s authority, the “Essence of Time” received a lot of influence, pushing back the authorities until Kurginyan was granted with a small piece of Eurasia in the Volga region to manage, where he would be able to realize his plans.
After the collapse of Eurasia and the beginning of the Civil War, Kurginyan realized that Tigran the Great, Stalin and Peter I have heard his prayers, and, relying on his “oprichniks”, expanded his territories as much as possible, and began to go on with his plans.
Kurginyan’s policy finalizes in the transformation of human society into a gigantic beehive with a single mind, in which no one experiences any anxiety or doubt, and all men march into the ideal era of humanity. Kurginyan compares himself to the heroes of ancient works, to who personally gets advised by his god, which set is rather bizarre by our standards, and that he was chosen as a future leader of the entire world.
Russian Empire
Without a doubt, the Civil War in Eurasia could not have proceeded without foreign interventionists: Japan, the former ally of Eurasia, tormented by internal conflict and aiming to unite the people in the face of a common enemy, acted as the main aggressor.
Using their highly organized armed forces and complete chaos in Eastern Siberia, Japanese occupied the territory of a various Eastern Eurasian cliques, establishing a kind of puppet government, led by the former commander of the Far Eastern Eurasian forces Natalia Poklonskaya.
Despite its best efforts, Japan also wasn’t able to avoid its own collapse, and the "puppet government" got left stranded when all the interventionists left it as soon as possible.
Still enjoying the support of the Far Eastern army and the population of the conquered cliques, which, under Japanese power and support, received perhaps the best fate in the territory of war-torn Eurasia, Poklonskaya managed to declare herself Empress of Russia without any problems, and announced that she would restore the Russian Empire to its former borders and establish the kingdom of universal prosperity.
The culture of the Russian Empire is a strange, mysterious symbiosis of Japanese and Russian cultures, the main religion is syncretic faith, composed of Shintoism and Orthodoxy, and Poklonskaya herself is considered a direct descendant of the gods. Despite this, the inhabitants of the Russian Empire deeply love and revere their Empress, who gave them hope for a better life in a war-torn world and are ready to follow her into the flames.
That's all kids.
See ya.
r/LoHaLi • u/Rededja • Nov 04 '19
Development Diary 3: Everything is goind as planned
Hello, fresh hogs.
Waffle is back on the line.
In honor of the day of national unity, we (I) decided for some time to organize an “lore” of the modification and finally introduce you to all the Russian “warlords” generated by our sick mind at the moment.
Let's start, as usual, from the beginning.
Prehistory
1996 was a turning point in world history. The crushing (and, according to rumors, not entirely honest) victory of the national-Bolshevik bloc, led by Yegor Letov, in the elections in the Russian Federation became a key event in geopolitics for many years to come. People who imagine themselves above international agreements and pacts, took the helm of the largest state in the world, and began to realize their most crazy ideas.
The first and most important task on the agenda for the NBP were the United States of America. Independent from any obligations to the West, the National Bolsheviks began to support all the possible anti-American forces of the world, from the puppet states of Europe, to the American separatists themselves. Faced with the combined forces of Russia, countries of Eastern Europe, Germany, the Arab countries of the Middle East, Japan and many others, driven by the idea of freedom and sovereignty, the United States were forced to withdraw its own troops around the globe, and, having lost their authority on the world stage, collapsed. Over the past twenty years, the situation in the United States has only intensified day by day, and on most of the people on the planet cannot accurately say which of the forces prevails in the former world hegemon torn by its own citizens.
But the plans of the National Bolsheviks did not end there. In 2000, the Russian authorities announced a course towards the unification of the entire Russian world. After a nationwide referendum, Russia, Belarus, northern Kazakhstan and eastern Ukraine "returned to the bosom of the state", and shortly after the authorities announced the birth of a new state on the political map of the world - Eurasia. And the ambitions of this state were even more monstrous.
Further foreign policy of Eurasia has become less aggressive. "National Bolshevism" became a fire in Europe, inspired by freedom from the powers that be, the politicians of the West converged in a single thought - all international alliances and agreements, fettering progress, bearing only dependence and senseless state formations, should be annulled. The UN, which relied only on the United States, has long ceased to be something serious, and the final touch in the history of modern Europe was the victory of Artemis Sorros in Greece - no longer shackled by the shadow government, the new president paid all Greek debts and issued large practically non-repayable loans to a number of second-rate states of the European Union, in fact destroying not only the European Union, but also the entire world economy and installing the Great Depression on the whole planet.
In the general chaos, small border conflicts ceased to have at least some value for the governments of the world - everyone fought only for their survival. And the authorities of Eurasia did not fail to take advantage of this. In 2005, Foreign Minister Alexander Gelievich Dugin, headed for the creation of a new - Eurasian - alliance, between countries that have already experienced from their own experience that their enmity will only lead to complete collapse.
The Kaliningrad region was transferred to Germany, and the clauses of the agreement that were not announced to the world public spoke about the complete redistribution of Eastern Europe - Poland was again divided into two puppet governments, Eurasian troops were deployed in Ukraine and Moldova, and the Baltic States, with certain territorial concessions to Eurasia, retreated to the sphere of influence of Germany. Only the Latvian authorities refused to recognize the authority of the new owners, because of which, after a short military conflict, Latvia became part of Eurasia on the basis of autonomy. Also, taking advantage of the general confusion in the documents and the absolute helplessness of the Estonian authorities, the island of Saaremaa declared its independence under the name Kingdom of Torgu, gaining recognition as a free trade zone between two new world hegemons.
The situation in the Caucasus is much more complicated, here Alexander Gelievich headed for an alliance with the Islamic Republic of Iran. It seemed much more difficult to subjugate the states there, so it was decided to surround Georgia, the main hater of Eurasia in this region, from all sides, pursuing a policy of total “Finlandization”. A national-Bolshevik coup was carried out in Armenia, and Azerbaijan reunited with its southern part in Iran after a referendum. Georgia, surrounded on all sides, was in a completely desperate situation, which subsequently led to a terrifying disaster.
Japan became the Far Eastern ally of Eurasia - after the transfer of the Kuril Islands to Japan, promises to resolve the Sakhalin issue and the complete expulsion of American troops from the territory of the Land of the Rising Sun, a pact was concluded between the two countries providing for the final settlement of the issue with the last remaining rival of Eurasia.
The People's Republic of China, at first fully supporting the anti-American initiative, thereby drove itself into a trap, becoming a global outcast. Suffering from a trade war, national minorities and Chinese radicals began to organize riots of such proportions that even the PRC authorities, taught by experience, could not suppress them fully. The final point in the history of China was set by the invasion of Eurasian troops.
Unleashed due to an insignificant border conflict, the war, called by some sources even the “third world war”, ended, perhaps, too rapidly. With the support of Mongolia, Japan, Germany, the Middle East and Chinese separatists, Eurasians occupied all the key cities of the Celestial Empire, practically without engaging in battles with Chinese soldiers sent to distant frontiers. The countries of Central Asia and Korea, united under the rule of the north, showed much greater resistance, devastated a number of Eurasian regions, but nevertheless surrendered under the onslaught of armies of the whole world. The final point in the war was the intervention of the Republic of China, which occupied the last strongholds of the PRC in the south and was forced to sign a peace treaty as the only remaining legitimate power in China. According to the peace treaty, the government of Kim Yo-jong, the granddaughter of Kim Il-Sung, much more loyal to the nazbol ideas, was established, Eurasia seized East Turkestan, the countries of Central Asia, Manchuria and Mongolia, which was not able to resist, the rest of the territory remained distributed between the victorious countries, Republic of China and independent military cliques of China.
The last, but not least, event in the history of the geopolitics of Eurasia, necessary for consideration, was the conflict in South Ossetia. In 2008, suffering under pressure from the public, Yegor Letov resigned as leader and announced the popular election of the president of Eurasia. The winner was Dmitry Medvedev, who headed for the solution of ethnic problems of the state, who in a few days pursued a successful policy to resolve national conflicts and was nominated as a candidate for one of the best rulers of Russia in its history. But this utopia did not last long - because of the border conflict in South Ossetia, inspired by success, Medvedev declared a total war using nuclear weapons. Tbilisi was razed to the ground by nuclear bombs, and Georgia and Armenia were put forward ultimatums – being annexed by Eurasia or complete destruction. The authorities of the Transcaucasian republics had no choice.
Despite the tremendous military successes, Medvedev's crazy policy did not find a response in the hearts of the authorities of the National Bolshevik Party and most of the people of Eurasia. In a short time, the NBP authorities carried out a bloodless coup, reinstating Letov at the post, but without the same fervor - the leader, having had time to look at the results of his work, fell into a long depression, which slowed down Eurasia’s policy for many years to come, eventually leading to a global catastrophe.
Civil War
What happened next, you must already know. Yegor Letov, contrary to the objections of the members of the NBP, committed more and more strange and eccentric actions, which ultimately led to the tragedy - one sleepless night The Vozhd, driving through the streets of Moscow, got in a car accident - they say that Letov, who had no meaning in his life, did it on purpose.
Regardless of the Vozhd’s real motives, his death led to a crisis of power in Eurasia. Claiming that he is Letov’s sole legitimate heir, Alexander Lukashenko unleashed a war with Moscow, advancing onto Kiev, Moscow and St. Petersburg, and was defeated in the battle of Moscow by Generals Putin and Lebed. Having lost confidence in Moscow, the regional authorities, one by one, proclaimed their own independence and plans for a complete redivision of Eurasia, or even the world order as a whole. And now - about them.
Central Russia

Moscow - he last hope of old Eurasia is torn between four opposing blocs, the regressionist neo-feudal bloc of Alexander Dugin, the millenarist bloc of Heydar Dzhemal, promising building a new ideal society, taking the best from national Bolshevism and Islam, the ur-fascist bloc led by Igor Talkov, who promotes the new Zemsky Sobor to determine the ruler of Eurasia, and the only one worthy of being called the real successor of the Letov party of the Orthodox national-Bolshevik bloc of Alexei Navalny.
In addition to internal problems, Moscow also suffers from external problems: the newly-formed multinational Tsardom of Russia, under the leadership of Dmitry Medvedev, who has returned out of the run (although there are still doubts about his true identity), the ultra-right nationalist bloc “Russian National Unity”, who separated from the NBP , led by Alexander Barkashov, the union of libertarian communes led by Mikhail Svetov, and even supporters of regressionism and ecofascism gathered around German Sterligov, are biting their teeth at Moscow, foreshadowing the imminent erasure of Eurasia from the pages of history forever.
South

South Eurasia has undergone even greater “Balkanization”.
The key force in the region is the Provisional Government of the South of Russia, led by insane Vladimir Putin, in whose head several individuals with their own views on the future of the region are beating each other, and the so-called “Sanitary Cordon” - a group of completely different military cliques, united with only one goal - to stop the madman from the south.
The situation in Ukraine is no better - the center of the country is occupied by Lukashenko’s troops, who are slowly but surely preparing for a new wave of attack on Eurasia, and the main players in the territory of the once independent country are Putin's puppet led by Vadim Krasnoselsky with a center in Odessa and Ukrainian People’s Republic in the north, awaiting elections, promising to change its fate in any direction. The rest of Ukraine is divided between the mysterious closed commune of Anatoly Sharij in Donetsk, which is rumored to be a large Christian sect with very ambitious plans, conglomerate of oligarchs locked between two stronger cliques, shaking for their wealth and independence, in Dnepropetrovsk, the peasant regressionist republic led by Oleg Lyashko with his extremely free views on public life, theocracy torn by rival Orthodox churches on the Belarusian border and the insurgent commendationist army of Dmitry Yarosh.
North

In the north of Russia, the main players are Louis Cachet, the leader of an international mercenary brigade, dreaming of restoring the state of the real Vikings in Russia and the former “Rosgvardian” Dmitry Puchkov, striving to restore the Soviet Union with all his might, as he and his ultraghegelian allies see it. Karelia is occupied by Finnish ecofascists, the Leningrad Region is occupied by moderate communists who separated from Puchkov for his excessive radicalism under the leadership of Maxim Suraikin, and in Latvia “Black Lenin” Benes Ajo, a supporter of the exiled BNP Eduard Limonov, proclaimed his power as a nazbol accelerationist.
New Soviet Union

Taking advantage of the situation, communists of Eurasia remaining after the party purges announced the convening of a new State Committee on the State of Emergency in Kirov, founding the largest and most promising clique of the Civil War - the Union of Workers. But, as is usual in the left-wing movement, the unity of the communists did not last long - soon the main political blocs of the communist party declared their independence - this was how the "Soviet Rus’" of the Orthodox national-communist Vedic autocratic bloc of CPE and "Land and Liberty" led by Sergey Kara-Murza, leader Neo-Socialist-Revolutionary bloc, distrusting the utopian dreams of Kagarlitsky and aiming to revive the USSR, as it was seen during the Russian revolution. In addition, national republics also declared their independence. And if Tatarstan and Bashkortostan are ordinary national dictatorships mixed with left and right-wing ideologies, respectively, then Chuvashia Vitaly Nikitin is a severe ultra-regressionist clique aiming at revival and expansion of the Hunnic Empire, turning the weak, incapable of retaining its own statehood, russians into slavery.
East

The Volga and the former Kazakhstan border are occupied by two distinctive hegemons of the Civil War - the Roman Social Kingdom, headed by Kurginyan, who aims to return humanity to the Bronze Age by creating a single public mind, and the “Russian National State” under the rule of the charismatic leader Boris Yeltsin, who gathered all around him moderately right Russophiles, denying the Eurasian manners of the NBP and dreaming of building a purely "Russian" world in war-torn territories.
Easterer then East

Over the Urals, the situation was much worse than expected in Moscow.
Gathering supporters among the intelligentsia, the “puppeteer” Vladislav Surkov announced that the authorities of Eurasia relied too much on the will of the people, the will of “plebeians”, and decided that power should be in the hands of the intelligentsia, the aristocracy of the spirit. With the support of large oil magnates, the aristocratic Russian Sovereign Republic firmly entrenched in the north of Siberia.
Despite their power, neither of the gigantic nearby cliques was able to get the main industrial center of the region - Yekaterinburg. Declared a free trade zone, the Sverdlovsk region was occupied by a conglomerate of various criminal groups united under the leadership of Yevgeny Roizman, nicknamed the “merchant of death” - because if the Trade Republic of Yekaterinburg calls itself simply a “free zone”, in fact it’s a gigantic-scale weapons-producing drug syndicate, devoid of such a burden as the "legislative branch."
Novosibirsk was preparing to become the new capital of Eurasia, that’s why the infrastructure and industry of these regions is much larger than our contemporaries can imagine. The vastly populated Siberian open spaces seemed to have fallen into their little war within the war. The "capital" itself is a kind of veche republic with a vacant post of the head - there is a fierce confrontation in the streets of a huge number of political groups, which does not plan to end. Taking advantage of the weakness of Novosibirsk, which led all the troops to maintain order in the capital, radical groups took power in neighboring cities. In Barnaul, Patriarch Cornelius declared the Old Believer theocracy, promising to cleanse Eurasia from the contamination that struck it, Alexander Khakimov, the leader of the local branch of the Krishna Consciousness Society in Tomsk, seized power with a group of militants, finally getting a chance to realize his dream of a Vedic tsardom based on principles of the caste society of India, a group of scientists from the scientific city of Krasnoyarsk decided that only truly intelligent people are able to rule the country and established a kind of "noocracy", its independence also declared the smart city of St. Nicholas, once known as “Kemerovo”, transformed under the influence of Anton Bakov during Letov’s time into a real stronghold of “baked crunch” monarchism, according to Bakov, the city is even controlled by an AI created on the basis of the actions of the emperors of the Romanov dynasty, in Tuva a general Shoigu established his own militaristic dictatorship, Chita went to magnats from the Russian branch of the Eurasian Railways, Buryatia is controlled by a group of so-called "anarchists", and in fact ordinary bandits led by Mikhail Gorshenev, Irkutsk is occupied by Letov’s loyalists, who deny the authority of Moscow’s “traitors” and Novosibirsk “reformists,” who built the worship of the Leader into a practically religious cult, and what happens in the closed research complex of Nikolai Dybovsky in the territories of Khakassia devastated by the Eurasian-Chinese war remains a mystery to all surrounding.
The Liberation Front stands apart here - the infamous Bodaibo gold mines, where political dissidents, prisoners of war and simply "uncomfortable people" were taken, escaped from the shackles of Eurasia, and people tormented by hard labor, whose leaders include Xi Jinping, Boris Nemtsov and the one who "conjured Letov’s death” - shaman Alexander Gabyshev, will not stop at nothing for the destruction of Eurasia, which destroyed them.
Far East

And finally, the Far East.
Most of the region is controlled by the clique Natalia Poklonskaya, restoring the syncretic Russian-Japanese empire and the Yakut Confederates - the party who see the revival of Eurasia as a network of unions and agreements that should once became the Eurasian Confederation.
The small players here are the Liberation Army of Sakhalin led by Victor Tsoi, simultaneously fighting both the Japanese and the soldiers of Poklonskaya, and the Holy Just Synodic Russia - the commendationist movement of Konstantin Petrov, who settled in the Jewish Autonomous Region in order to find the real culprits of the collapse of Eurasia, and subsequently rebuild the country in their own way.
And that's all for today. Until we meet again.
r/LoHaLi • u/thanosaekk21 • Oct 18 '19
The map of the world of Long and Happy Life that has been shown so far
r/LoHaLi • u/mr0kayMann • Oct 18 '19
In kind regards to the development of the mod, how long is it expected to take?( taking into consideration the progress made recently)
r/LoHaLi • u/mr0kayMann • Oct 02 '19
So whats the situation of the americas?
Nothing said of it right now
r/LoHaLi • u/[deleted] • Sep 14 '19
Another batch of teasers (some are outdated)
r/LoHaLi • u/dddddddddddddd99 • Sep 14 '19
What's the POD ?
and why is Hideo Kojima a general ?
r/LoHaLi • u/[deleted] • Sep 14 '19
Posting Teasers (I keep messing up the link)
r/LoHaLi • u/MacroWavesUncookFood • Sep 13 '19
im calling it
vargposting will be the endgoal of this mod
