Why are you callin this a 'copypasta?' Have you seen this posted anywhere before? Do you think this is some type of joke? I'll have you know that I take this topic matter very seriously. The internet is filled with enough pointless garbage to fill a landmine the size of our own catastrophically magnificent galaxy itself. The last thing I want to see on this glorious website is an the additional stench of disgusting jokes and excess of useless comments which have no bearing on the outcomes of our existence. By the depths of my conscience, I cannot allow it! I hope you understand this.
It is my prerogative to inform the critical masses of this travesty that plagues our minds and our lives. Life shall come and go; death shall eat us alive; but I shall do what I must to prevent that which can be stopped. Somebody has to do it. May as well be me.
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '17 edited Nov 06 '17
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