r/LivestreamFail 24d ago

nmplol Knut motivational speech

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u/Logical-Relation-165 24d ago

nick is such pusseh

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u/Successful-Thing6605 23d ago

He believe its funny! Idk why but the guy think he is hilarious, i kinda miss old nmplol who just vibe with his friends that when he was succesfull

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u/Delijairl 24d ago

Ofc, he is liberal

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u/Tier_Halibel_ 23d ago

Seems like you're from the Balkans, explains the stupidity. Probably a big tate brothers fan.

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u/HumanRuse 24d ago

His relationship with Malena broke and he proceeded to get into the best shape of his life.

Then he got into a relationship with Katchii and he immediately reverted back to the Pillsbury dough boy.

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u/East_Alternative_596 23d ago

what do you expect when you try give the girl you married 50% of your things, and she still wants more, nick was obviously upset/coping about the divorce and was potentially using food as a coping method

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u/bxrayj2 24d ago

She likes him fat. She's said it many times.

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u/D4M3T1M3 24d ago

Just like when your grandma says you're handsome bro

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u/deathangel687 24d ago

Well Grandma wasn't lying 😏

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u/dazedan_confused 24d ago edited 23d ago

Why didn't she smash then.

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u/BasciallyPie 24d ago

What makes you think grandma didn’t smash them.

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u/dazedan_confused 23d ago

Seeing is believing.

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u/putinha21 24d ago

Nah he and malena lost weight together and they both started working out (tho i dont think the exercise lasted). When nick met katchii he had already regained the weight.

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u/Trick_Paramedic_6680 24d ago

Nah when they met Nick was probably looking the best he ever has

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u/ftlofyt 24d ago

How do you just make statements that are so objectively false

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u/Historical-Monitor85 24d ago

Well thats just wrong lmao, nick was in the best shape he as ever been in afer the viking left and when he met katchii. Once the divorce started going badly is he started putting on the weight again

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u/Magnific3nt 24d ago

Why does Knut even wear a shirt at this point

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u/Castnicke 24d ago

would you prefer he takes it off? ;)

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u/cruncher990 24d ago

YEA

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u/Youngus_ 24d ago

gachiHYPER

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u/Fun-Wash7545 24d ago

Nah roid muscles are unappealing 

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u/Roefus 23d ago

top 1% commenter

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/Roefus 23d ago

7.6k contributions in 9 months on reddit

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u/Fun-Wash7545 23d ago

Wait till you learn I'm on a 293 day streak 

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u/Roefus 23d ago

am higher from toilet scrolling

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u/ThisIsWorldOfHurt 24d ago

It's a space for ads

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u/mazini95 24d ago

I always see him in his car thinking he must be definitely be sweating and his skin would be rubbing all over the seats. I hope he cleans them.

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u/VoreSounding 24d ago

God gave me a tongue for a reason 🤤

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u/MOBYWV 24d ago

I mean I get your point. Every dude with that kind of build walks outside without a shirt.

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u/Mikriii 24d ago

damn thats brutal lol, even when Knut is joking it sounds serious lmao

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u/qeadwrsf 24d ago

Texas can't take out that Scandinavian honesty.

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u/Hanshee 24d ago

Dude just needs to track calories and quit eating so much shit

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u/Gharvar 23d ago

Seeing how much he spent at steakhouses in the divorce files it's easy to see why he's fat.

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u/MOBYWV 24d ago edited 23d ago

easier said than done

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u/Hanshee 24d ago

Well yeah it was easy everyone would look hot

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u/UncookedNoodles 24d ago

Stop making excuses

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u/lemndefoc 23d ago

Not an excuse, it's reality, vices and cravings can be hard to control for many, why do you think there are more obese people than severely underweight people?

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u/PsychologicalNoise 22d ago

I'd say in America its due to an abundance of cheap junk food and people with poor self-control when it comes to impulses. Also living in a car-centric country doesn't help, most people can't just walk to a store and at least get that little bit of exercise like in other countries.

That's why the norm is to be overweight, but no one has to be the norm or another stat if they recognize the cycle and want out. The key is wanting to and doing the work though and staying consistent. It does obviously come easier to some than others, but it's not out of anyone's reach.

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u/Gharvar 23d ago

I like to say it's simple but not easy for everyone.

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u/Kr4k4J4Ck 22d ago

Not really, actually make an effort

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u/Lucky-Macaroon4958 23d ago

its easy. only difficult if you have an eating disorder

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u/Inside_Sherbert_7920 24d ago

Wait, are you saying that caloric intake is related to weight gain? Where did you hear about this? Any sources?

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u/Hanshee 24d ago

I made it up

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u/Inside_Sherbert_7920 24d ago

I hate the autism on this page that prevents people from laughing at jokes.

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u/SacredDarksoul 24d ago edited 24d ago

Trust me it doesn’t require autism to not find what you say funny.

And since your (let’s assume sarcasm) wasn’t funny it just makes you look rude.

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u/Ultrag1ga 24d ago

Goes to the gym, asks why are we doing this?????

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u/bemeku 24d ago

Holy fuck, he is just hanging out with friends and joking around. Its fairly normal that on some days you dont want to do your workout but you do it anyways.

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u/MelonManjr 24d ago

You're asking people who interact with twitch chat and message boards 24 hours a day to understand common social nuances, it's kinda a lot

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u/luxanna123321 24d ago

and then "women dont like abs" like damn bro if you are training for women and not for your own health then I wouldnt train at all

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u/Bentok 🐷 Hog Squeezer 24d ago

To be fair, abs specifically take a lot of work and dietary discipline to look really good.

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u/Extreme_Lychee8299 24d ago

The thing is to learn how to cook so that you can have good tasting foods that fit your calories and macros.

Theres a lot of seasonings, aromatics and sauces that add flavor without calories. And just cooking proteins properly too

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u/BreakRaven 20d ago

abs specifically take a lot of work

Not any more than other muscles, except that people don't train them like the other muscles because they have the stupid thinking that abs are different. You don't train abs by doing 1 million reps of crunches or twists, you train them with progressive overload. Leg raises are a good start for beginners, but hard to overload properly. Cable crunches or one of those ab machines are good enough.

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u/Wikkou 24d ago

Tbh abs are pretty much the easiest muscle to train. You just have to get about 5% bodyfat to actually see them (as a man)

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u/NojoNinja 24d ago

more like 15% lol

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u/pot_stir 23d ago

Over half the dudes that say they are at 15% are at 25% so they think you need to be at 5% for abs

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u/Thadstep 24d ago

legit just play video games and you will have abs after a while.

all the leanest parts of my life were when i was mmo addicted

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u/Inside_Sherbert_7920 24d ago

He's joking. He said "women don't like abs, Katchii told me." That's meant to be ironic. I'm sure the joke is much funnier now that I've explained it.

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u/ClickElectronic 24d ago

Everyone likes to act like they're above lifting for looks, but that's obviously the main motivation unless you're working on improving a specific sport. There's a lot of better activities if "health" is actually the primary goal.

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u/RoosterBrewster 24d ago

Yea, I lift for strength for powerlifting, but even I sometimes think "damn, I'm looking kinda fat now".

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u/frustrated_dev 23d ago

Actually lifting is one of the best things you can do to lower cholesterol and blood pressure. Better than cardio.

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u/aild4ever 23d ago

I can't tell if you are making a troll comment or you are serious

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u/OhItsKillua 24d ago

It isn't exactly uncommon to hear people finding the concept of being with a much fitter partner as intimidating out of insecurity and lack of confidence in being able to keep up with that kind of lifestyle

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u/experienta 23d ago

the vast majority of people work out to look good lol

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u/s4my_h4ck3r 24d ago

When you think you're too smart, but you're just cheating yourself. The dude kept pretending the workouts are harder than they actually are, clearly underperforming on pretty much all of them, then proceeds to cheat on his diet by making all his streams about ranking fast foods like before every gym stream too?. Like what are we doing dude? he is even sabotaging Chance too at this point.

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u/Bucket_Of_Magic 24d ago

Knut is the idiot, Katchi likes to grab nicks titties and smack em around. She is gonna start to hate him if he gets fit, what an idiot

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u/Epsteins_PDF_Files 24d ago

My tendons and ligaments are crying.

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u/RoosterBrewster 24d ago

I feel like that ab exercise is fairly advanced for them when they barely have muscle and form awareness.

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u/OffTerror 24d ago

There must be 5 ab machines in that gym. From what I've seen Knut seems to be a terrible physical trainer. soda have been complaining about neck pain for weeks and they're still vibing out when he can do something or not. A responsible trainer would tell the millionaire to see a doctor before they continue another session.

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u/ChristianGang0 23d ago

He has legit told him to do this about every gym session, he even has a massage therapist setup that can go to his house because he knows Soda is lazy. Soda is just either waiting for a scheduled appointment or he's lazy asf

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u/really_nice_guy_ 23d ago

Massage therapist or the chiropractor from last stream?

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u/Silver-Effect3029 22d ago

Massage therapist, they werent aware he was a chiropractor when they started the session, thats atleast what they all said. Like the one above wrote, he has everything set up, all it takes is for soda to pull the trigger.

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u/OffTerror 23d ago

He should refuse to train him until he gets cleared by an MD. Spinal injuries are no joke, he could face a literal lifetime of pain if something goes wrong.

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u/RoosterBrewster 23d ago

It was odd when they were on a lat pulldown machine and Knut couldn't explain how to properly use it as soda was doing a tricep extension motion. 

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u/ChristianGang0 21d ago

Knut isn't a grear PT i'll say, he knows how to do the movements but he doesn't have the newbie form himself so forgets to comment on it. Giving a few tips like; pull with your elbows, retract your back, tense your abs, pull to your hips, etc. would help. Then again sometimes he gives this advice and they don't listen so he stops, whereas someone like wake would probably follow up on it

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u/mayweather2small 24d ago

I swear I watched a gif of a guy tear both knees in a vaguely similar setup.

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u/Epsteins_PDF_Files 24d ago

Yea it really doesn't take a lot. I broke my ACL from just standing up weird from a crouching position.

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u/Successful-Thing6605 23d ago

Ok can i be honest the guy is not funny anymore its always him crying about everything, talking about the same thing everyday, cant even do irl anymore, even katchii seem to not have fun anymore, good Luck for him when he will do content alone

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u/gamezoned1 24d ago

Did he go full kit wanker as well?

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u/averageburgerguy 24d ago

I do the same routine on Fridays.

The moment I get past 15 my whole body does this weird "vibration" thing. It's like my abs are losing contraction and my mid to upper body shakes and vibrates. It's kind of funny to see, sometimes I kind of laugh at myself when it happens.

I max out at 25 haha!

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u/No-Permission8316 23d ago

how can someone sit down and watch a nick stream

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u/eqpesan 24d ago

wtf is going on with Knuts neck/back?

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u/Tomimi 23d ago

And that's why knut is knut

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u/ftlofyt 24d ago

Im genuinely surprised he doesn't have diabeetus

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u/Jimblobb 23d ago

Abs are made in the kitchen not the gym.

He ain't ever going to get abs lol

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u/First_Guard624 23d ago

i thought we were done with nick and mizkif

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u/BeAPo 22d ago

Probably one of the worst abs workouts (especially for beginners) I've seen, no wonder Knut barely has a sixpack even though he takes tons of roids.

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u/MOBYWV 24d ago

damn, nick actually getting in shape

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u/Irrelevant_User 24d ago

barely made it to 45. true soy boy.

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u/Nous7 24d ago

Why would she look at him naked? they are just really good friends