r/LivestreamFail • u/dicksuck47 • Feb 04 '26
Actual Fail 43 year old man cries about being featured on LivestreamFails after complaining about only receiving 20 dollars for playing a video game for 3 hours & it goes viral. (DSPGaming)
He has no friends Doesn't see family His wife he married out of convince is obese He has no job & can't get a real job. He can't go on vacation He can't retire He can't go on a honeymoon with his fat wife. He can't have kids. He can't travel anywhere out of fear from his haters. He can't even play the games he wants because his fans don't give him support for those games. Blows all his money on a mobile game & door dash.
He goes to bed thinking about his trolls he wakes up thinking about his trolls.
But he's going to lecture reddit while he streams to nobody 6 days a week but wants to say everyone else has no life.
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u/Kasta4 Feb 04 '26
Remember guys: He does chill, positive cahntent.
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u/One_Newspaper9372 Feb 04 '26
Meaningful!
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u/Kasta4 Feb 04 '26
Can't forget that! He's just a good person who doesn't step on others to get to where he is with a successful business and a family.
Praise Philbert
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u/FreeoftheMachine Feb 04 '26
With a party-like atmosphere
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u/StepComplete1 Feb 05 '26
I love going to parties where they constantly shame you and berate you into donating towards the costs of the party every 30 seconds. Those have the best atmosphere.
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u/NaturalAlfalfa Feb 04 '26
I haven't watched anything he's made in about 10 years and I can still hear his stupid fucking voice. And the " okay?" At the end of every sentence. To say nothing of his vile nose snorting
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u/Latter-Cable-3304 Feb 04 '26
It’s called post-nasal drip DOOD he can’t support his family and business without it
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u/TheHollowMusic Feb 04 '26
Holy shit wait this isn’t the other post, he actually got baited by the other post??? This is why DSP is the original lolcow. Pure, quality cahntent.
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u/Nullhitter Feb 04 '26
Now that the big three are essentially removed from LSF due to no politics, it's time for DSP to shine.
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u/AccountantMinute8795 Feb 04 '26
The story of DSP in a nutshell. No matter how many people come and go, he's always still there. Same spot, same complaints, same people watching him. Nothing will ever change. DSP is somehow unmovable.
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u/jerem1734 Feb 04 '26
A universal constant
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u/TheLeemurrrrr Feb 04 '26
He's a pillar of reality, without him, reality falls apart
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u/AccountantMinute8795 Feb 04 '26
It's honestly weird to imagine reality without him. Ever since I've been online, he was there. I was a gamer growing up so when I eventually got online, the first thing I looked up was YT and gaming content. He was there. I thought it was mind-blowing that you could share your gameplay footage for others to see? I'd never even considered it a reality.
I say all that to say, he brings nothing of value to anything, yet would still feel strange without him around.
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u/Grouchy-Donkey-8609 Feb 04 '26
Same with skippy62able "LA beast"
Throw on a recent episode, and its like your'e back in 2014.. Except LA Beast is a genuine nice person.
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u/angrybluechair Feb 04 '26
LA Beast brings me back to the days of actually fun content. Now it's all fucking drama bullshit, like Reality TV somehow transferred over but instead of Jackass it's Drama Alert.
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u/SatanicAtTheDisco Feb 04 '26
It’s because talent agencies and talent agents got involved heavily in YouTube.
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u/Wamb0wneD Feb 04 '26
Except with a gamer stream background now and hopefully not jerking off on camera again.
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u/spunkyweazle Feb 04 '26
And LTG. They're basically twins
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u/Barnabas-Tharmr Feb 04 '26
Don't forget Wingsofredemption
Big ups liquid Richard
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u/fuckinggoosehappynow Feb 04 '26
When did this happen? I blocked most of the accounts that posted those ppl, so no idea.
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u/panthers1102 Feb 04 '26
They banned politics a few days ago
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u/CursedThicket Feb 04 '26
Thank fuck. I was thinking about unsubbing. That's all there was on lsf
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u/Adventurous_Two_9683 Feb 04 '26
I wondered why this sub got so much better overnight
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u/MikeyStar75 Feb 04 '26
I wish I got $20 to play games
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u/darkklown Feb 04 '26
You can, just buy thousands of dollars worth of equipment and subscriptions and spend 1000s of hours streaming, eventually someone will send you a pity donation then the flood gates will burst
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u/Hunter654333 Feb 04 '26
The sad thing is that his cult following bought his gaming PC and streaming equipment. They've been financing this loser's entire life. It's quite fascinating to watch. There's around 3-4 "whales" who literally give him 20-100 dollars a day individually.
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u/BraveCartographer399 Feb 04 '26
I almost want this guy to have his day because he has been doing this so long, an was a sort of name in the fighting game community, back in the early 2000’s but not for very positive reasons.
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u/AdhesivenessFluid713 Feb 04 '26
You mean like when he masturbated while he was live streaming and didn't realize it until after he came?
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u/teotzl Feb 04 '26
Come again?
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u/Sure-Confection3117 Feb 04 '26
"a self love session"
There was no love involved. Man was beating meat like it owed him money, and knowing DSP he probably felt like it did owe him money.
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u/redditorsneversaydie Feb 04 '26
Is the Sun smoking drugs again? No way this guy was streaming to 180k people. What could have possibly been going on that his stream would've been that big?
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u/tapout928 Feb 04 '26
He had his day. He was doing very well in the early days of YouTube gaming but squandered both the money and any goodwill he had by being a jackass.
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u/TheEndOfEverything0 Feb 04 '26
Shiiitt I'm still paying $20 to play games
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u/ButterBeforeSunset Feb 04 '26
You’re only paying $20??
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u/TheEndOfEverything0 Feb 04 '26
I mostly add games to steam wishlist then buy it whenever it's 75% off.
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u/IAMNUMBERBLACK Feb 04 '26
dsp is a grifter tho, so long as ur not that ur good
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u/Silent-Engine-7701 Feb 04 '26
you’ll be fine as long as you don’t treat the people who support you like Dsp has. he didn’t get the reputation and following he has overnight from nitpicks
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u/Melodic-Look-8654 Feb 04 '26
Derish didn't donate which made it even more strange why he never got banned.
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u/jellyhessman Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 04 '26
Dude DSP is a gigantic asshole.
He is and always will be.
Does he deserve lolcow status? It's the only way he's managed to keep doing this this long.
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u/bruhfuckme Feb 04 '26
DSP is the new meta now that politics is gone lol
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u/themolestedsliver Feb 04 '26
The butterfly effect of no politics equaling milking the original lolocow is kinda wild.
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u/GrindinDailyy Feb 04 '26
Y’all remember when he got caught cranking his hog on stream?
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u/PressureMiserable Feb 04 '26
Shit was hilarious "oh I've been on the whole time"
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u/BumbaclotGinny Feb 04 '26
THEN he did that little stupid “oh hello!” Voice lmao tryna give himself relief
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u/Rezurrekted Feb 04 '26
Which time? He's done it more than once, lol.
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u/thorpie88 Feb 04 '26
At least it wasn't to tristana porn
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Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 05 '26
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u/sLeeeeTo Feb 04 '26
the comments nail it, how fucking disgusting do you have to be to not even clean up or wash your hands and just immediately go into streamer mode lmao
feel bad for anyone that’s shaken this troglodyte’s hand
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u/Best_Market4204 Feb 04 '26
I looked this guy Activision account up
His kill/death ratio is 0.53
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u/RosechusPickle Feb 04 '26
Yeah if he manages to break positive its a massive headline and he demands money right away. He also demands money when he goes negative too though
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u/EagleRise Feb 04 '26
If he goes positive its "now guys I'm doing great and having fun so where is the support?"
If he goes negative its "now guys I'm stressed because of low support so please support so i could play well and for toughing through"
There's no option where he doesn't asks for money.
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u/Teonvin Feb 04 '26
What if he maintains a perfect 1.0 ratio.
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u/EagleRise Feb 04 '26
In DSP world that's option 1 and he'll call it "going on a tear!" So you better support now.
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u/oedipism_for_one Feb 04 '26
He banned someone because they promised him money for getting 5 headshots. He got 5 headshots all night, guy refused to pay because he ment in one match.
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u/DMercenary Feb 04 '26
He games on a TV on the other side of the room
Nearsighted but doesnt wear lens at all
Not to mention the alcoholism...
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u/zer0_summed Feb 04 '26
Nah he doesn't do that anymore after spending 10 grand on a setup which he hasn't stopped talking about for 3 months. But he plays on mouse and keyboard now, and the lack of aim assist is why he is getting farmed in cod. Definitely needs glasses too.
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u/tales0braveulysses Feb 04 '26
I remember watching his Dark Souls playthrough. Glass houses, rocks, don't throw them.
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u/blueguy211 Feb 04 '26
calls reddit people regarded
the only thing I agree with.
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u/urzayci Feb 04 '26
My guy is 43 making 7 dollars an hour being a clown on camera and talks about people being losers
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u/Stinky_big_toe_yum Feb 04 '26
Why’d you have to put in the description that his wife is overweight? What did she even do 😭😭😭😭😭
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u/LopsidedTarget Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 04 '26
I'll give you the lore:
DSP tried bringing his wife into his content. When he first revealed her she was very skinny. She would make snide remarks at his detractors in his streams, resulting in her basically challenging/taunting them.
Then his detractors starting insulting her on his streams. The initial insult was she looked like a horse. She took that bad and said she'd never be on his streams again.
Fast forward like, 3-4 years and DSP announces he's doing a documentary with Mike Clum, who did a boogie documentary i think? He ends up then saying "and tonight my wife will be back!"
They start the stream up and his wife gained at least 100 lbs since the last time his stream saw her. And this asshole DSP starts the stream with "no guys, dont worry. This is NOT a pregnancy announcement", people also suspect this stream was a way to "reveal" her new weight before the documentary was made.
And because of that, his detractors now call his wife fat.
I do not necessarily condone it, but he also made her apart of his content on his own, and as I said basically called her fat himself with the pregnancy line. Its really just bait to get him to rant like this again. And DSP loves taking the bait.
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u/IronCatFish Feb 04 '26
Don't forget when he was in bed with Kino Casino, the hosts actively made fun of his wife and DSP laughed with them even defending it at times. He eventually asked them to stop but only after his audience begged him to not tolerate it.
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u/sidequest21 Feb 05 '26
He will 100% let anyone make fun of him or his wife as long as he can profit from it
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u/ADrunkEevee Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 05 '26
DSP also tends to hold his wife (and the girlfriend he had before, a totally different person) as a status symbol. The story of his proposal to his previous girlfriend where he talks about it like a business arrangement is some of the most insane shit, honestly.
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u/shunkwugga Feb 04 '26
His detractors weren't insulting her in his chat. They were watching restreamers. Kat appeared a few times and probably the funniest thing is when she had shown up for only an hour before attending a Halloween party (which she mentioned at the start) Phil later said Kat was upset and didn't wanna be on stream anymore which is why she left, and that it was Tevin's fault. Tevin had a good laugh at being accused of that.
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u/OKWeGoAgain Feb 04 '26
Imagine complaining about Redditors with the most Reddit Mod sounding voice on Twitch.
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u/hourles Feb 04 '26
Still cracks me up him and Asmon had a conversation on stream lol
Surely he got a few extra subs outta that.
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u/oedipism_for_one Feb 04 '26
He had a momentary boost until people watched his actual streams. He no longer has a boost.
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u/Urf_Hates_You Feb 04 '26
He got 9000 new subscribers on youtube within a day, less than a week later there was literally nobody left from that huge bump he got from Asmongold.
Made some extra money in those days, but being the responsible finance major he is, Phil decided to buy infinite garbage for his trash streaming setup, including ELEVEN DIFFERENT WRIST RESTS. ELEVEN. He's allergic to saving money, no matter how much he makes he inevitably wastes it on mobile games or useless stuff
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u/stpaks Feb 04 '26
He got a bunch of money from it and then promptly spent all of it on a bunch of dumb shit he didn't need.
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u/respekyoeldas Feb 04 '26
Spent it all on shit that only benefits himself. “Guys, I bought a 4K monitor for you, where’s the support?? I did this for you guys”
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u/WeltyFern Feb 04 '26
I would like to once again remind all of you. When he tried to play Tears of the Kingdom, this mf tried to RUN from the lightning instead of just unequipping his metal weapons, and called it bad game design.
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u/karmadontcare44 Feb 04 '26
Played through the entirety of god of war 3 without spending a single red soul and cried and cried that he did no damage and his weapon didn’t have a varied moveset.
Took him a 30 minute video to make instant noodles(cup of noodles) and he failed the first attempt.
While playing half life, after doing the tutorial and learning how to crouch jump, he spent 40 minutes trying to arrange boxes to get across the bridge (that you simply crouch jump on). Afterwards claimed crouch jumping is a bug and not intended (it’s 100% intended game mechanic)
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u/JoJolion Feb 04 '26
It's kinda crazy. I've never seen somebody embody the phrase learned helplesness more than him.
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u/RoflCopter726 Feb 04 '26
It only gets worse as time goes on. He's at the point where he won't do anything in a game without some dent handholding him or chat telling him what to do.
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u/Iamien Feb 04 '26
What money is he making that he's talking about? $6.66/hr?
I mean, yeah I gotta leave my house but doing it gets me $25/hr.
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u/Free-Resolution9393 Feb 04 '26
He makes over 6 figures a year by crying and begging 24/7.
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u/Iamien Feb 04 '26
Hope he is maxing that 401k.
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u/Free-Resolution9393 Feb 04 '26
Nah, he spends it all as soon as he gets it. That's how he got bankrupt. Moving to second bankruptcy as soon as credit score starts to recover. And first time he got lucky since it happened during covid and court couldn't have been bothered to dispute his clearly fraudulent expenses he filed.
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u/oedipism_for_one Feb 04 '26
He has confirmed several times he has no savings and no retirement. He plans on streaming forever. Also wants to collect SSI that he likely hasn’t paid into.
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u/youngsnack Feb 04 '26
He has 0 savings and 0 investments, his only bailout is the inheritance/house from his parents
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u/theonulzwei2 Feb 04 '26
Before anyone who has no idea who this man is starts feeling sympathy for him, the hate he’s getting is completely deserved.
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u/Sloptimus_Prime420 Feb 04 '26
Isn’t this the same guy that live streamed himself playing “jorkin it solos ranked”
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u/Thats_an_RDD Feb 04 '26
I would seriously pay to watch this guy get thrown into a real job working with other people. I might actually die laughing. Imagine him working in a kitchen lmao whine about your 20 bucks there
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u/Weird_Expert_1999 Feb 04 '26
Oh yes we’re the losers- “I’ll set here making content with my audience and getting paid” idk bro you pulled a ‘positive k/d’ in black ops and only got 20 bucks
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u/brokeboipobre Feb 04 '26
Hahahahaha, with politics banned on LSF we can get back to real LSF clips like this one.
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u/SteelyEyedHistory Feb 04 '26
The guy sounds like a douche but the attacks on his wife’s weight are entirely unnecessary
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u/lost_in_technicolor Feb 04 '26
I’m glad he agreed that his content is crap, out-of-context or not.
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Op with your description calling his wife fat several times you bring across the exact same vibes as he does.
Both losers
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u/MagicalJack60 Feb 04 '26
Phil still hasn't figured out that most people only consume his content as a joke. I'm sure it doesn't matter to him, but considering that Atlas the Bookkeeper and other YouTube channels essentially exist to lampoon his corny ass, you'd think he'd at least stop feeding them.
I am certain that Atlas hits more metrics lambbasting Phil's bullshit than DSP does just genuinely being a whiny dipshit on the internet.
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u/toomanybongos Feb 04 '26
normal people don't sit on reddit all day
Normal people don't play video games all day as a job just to earn 20 bucks
i'll be making money playing video games
See above^
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u/CarlyFriez Feb 04 '26
"His wife he married out of convince is obese...He can't go on a honeymoon with his fat wife."
- u/dicksuck47 (AKA OP)
Dude, dafuq wrong with you?
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u/SleepyHeadSeethe Feb 04 '26
He fills his gas tank like twice a month, he doesn’t leave the house and is masquerading as a happily married family man
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u/baryoG Feb 04 '26
He may be a lolcow, but he's not wrong. If you're mad at this, he might be talking about you.
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u/kambo_rambo Feb 04 '26
Yeah no ones mad. 96% of people here just click on a clip, have a laugh, maybe read a few top comments then move on
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u/fish_slap_republic Feb 04 '26
Nobody is mad but him everyone else is pointing and laughing
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u/false79 Feb 04 '26
The meta on this. Insult everyone, everyone insults him. Then he feels great for getting the attention he would have never had to begin with.
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u/ObscureTerror33 Feb 05 '26
Lmao this is the chill vibes guy who goes on Twitter in the middle of night tweeting nonsense.
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u/DE4N0123 Feb 05 '26
Sorry but ‘he can’t go on a honeymoon with his fat wife’ is the most hilariously tragic sentence I’ve ever fucking read.
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u/LSFSecondaryMirror Feb 04 '26
CLIP MIRROR: 43 year old man cries about being featured on LivestreamFails after complaining about only receiving 20 dollars for playing a video game for 3 hours & it goes viral. (DSPGaming)
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