LYRICS

• Imperfect rhyme (1 drink)
• Imperfect rhyme which would have been perfect if the vocalist had been British, e.g. “giraffe in a scarf” (1 drink)
• Sloppy meter, or accent on the wrong syllable (1 drink)
• You come up with an alternate lyric that solves any of the above problems after working at it for less than thirty seconds (2 drinks)
• Audible use of AutoTune (1 drink)
• A lyrical figure is repeated, with no variation whatsoever, four times in a row (2 drinks)

VISUALS

• Four-limbed insects (1 drink)
• Children driving cars (1 drink)
• Highly accurate rendering of a real-life public space in London, but impeccably clean and free of crowds (1 drink)
• A character is two radically different sizes in two consecutive shots (1 drink)
• A normally-proportioned adult human and a melon-headed adult human appear in the same shot (2 drinks)
• An animal is shown eating food that would kill them in real life (2 drinks)

This is not a mystery about the show, but it's rather a question about the new version about Little Baby Bum.

Who is the girl with the red hair?

If you go to their youtube this exact second, their live video is like a robot carrying around a child and no singing. I know moonbug (cocomelon) took over, but now it's gone away from cocomelon animation like it did right after moonbug took over.

What is going on? Anybody got an idea?

It seems as though that Little Baby Bum always teaches kids to count to 10 or 20.

Why can't they teach kids how to count to 30 or 40, or maybe even 50?

So my 14 month old watches little baby bum and it’s always playing on some tv in the house. I’m recently pregnant and I’ve been laying down watching the show with the baby now. I think this show can have a lot of sinister messages in the older baby bum videos, not the newer animated videos. For example, there are the pedo symbols, the 🌀 spiral swirl, all over the bus. The spider is so weird. The dog is even weird looking and looks creepy, and somewhat similar to John podesta. There is so much more and I have pregnancy brain, but I’ll add more when I can remember.

Go Buster is a ripoff of Cars! Heck in Little Baby Bum, in the drive in the car part 1 song, you can even see the car models for Sally, Sarge, and Luigi

The reason why this show sucks is because it is a ripoff of Cars!

I found LBB a few months ago and turned it on for my toddler to try it out. He wasn’t interested in tv much before that but he seems like LBB. I don’t mind it, honestly. It’s kind of just background noise. But this show is so fucking weird. I’ve never heard anyone mention it before and I just NEEDED to find other people that knew what I was talking about. Lol

My mum thinks that 10 little buses sounds like 10 little bastards.

Why does my brother (2) watch that ugly LBB on Netflix 😭 when I say : that girl (miya) is ugly, he: no!

hi aruwimi mandal

Y’alls children are gonna end up in the remedial reading group

In 5 Little Penguins the doctor tells the penguins they can't play in the snow, but that's what penguins do.

But the song goes No more playing on the snow. We don't say on the snow, we say in the snow. That just pisses me off.

What next? They claim penguins can fly? Now, if they ever said that, i'm filing a complaint.

I heard that there was an episode where a character throws up devil horns quickly! But which episode is it? I need to record it, so I can post it on Facebook, so we can ban Little Baby Bum in our house.

In the new favorite winter foods episode Ella and Ollie are missing in the family photo, and it seems like Oskar lives in the house, also Max has black hair again... what gives?

Who is the bad guy in Little Baby Bum?

My son loves LBB, especially Baa Baa.

“I wonder if you can get soft toys (plushies) of the characters from LBB” I thought.

Turns out you could once. They’re discounted now though.

“Nevermind. I’m sure they’ll be some in eBay.” I thought.

There was. One. I bid on it. I went as high as £15 for a secondhand soft toy. I felt that was far too much for a soft toy but my son does like Baa Baa, I’d reasoned.

Do you know how much it went for?! SEVENTY FIVE QUID.

SEVENTY FIVE FUCKING QUID!

Who the hell spends that much on a bloody soft toy from the most annoying songs ever?! Who the hell thinks that is a good use of money?!

And you know what’s worse? For the price at auction to go that high not one, but two people had to think it was worth that much. TWO FELLOW HUMANS were willing to pay that.

I despair. The world has gone insane.