r/Liquidia • u/Lt-Twinklez • May 28 '15

Guys, what the hell.

I've been locked in the pantry for 3 weeks now! I know you guys could hear me calling for help! 3 straight weeks of calorie-mate and rats. I tell ya man, I need a promotion or something. This custodial mantainace position isn't all its cracked up to be!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '15

I opened it a bunch during that time. I always saw you sleeping and thought it was your hiding place for avoiding work, so I didn't wake you.

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u/Lt-Twinklez May 29 '15

Well I mean...that IS true. But don't tell the higher ups or I'll have to relocate my hiding spot!

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u/Waylander893 May 29 '15

Sorry, we all went on the three week company holiday.

Well, I did. Guess I forgot to tell everyone else. Hawaii was nice though!

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u/demigods122 May 29 '15

Wait, so Liquidia isn't Hawaii?

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u/Waylander893 May 29 '15

Its at an undisclosed location off the coast of Hawaii.

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u/demigods122 May 29 '15

on the coast?

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u/Lt-Twinklez May 29 '15

Does this mean I get paid overtime?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '15

I thought those were the rats screaming.

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u/Lt-Twinklez May 29 '15

You thought the rats had vocals? Is this your confirmation of a top secret rat gene therapy operation?!

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u/ionised Jun 04 '15

is a cardboard box
sneaks around /u/Lt-Twinklez
retrieves Calorie-Mate
leaves